Slim – Can clearly see their tackle while using their rib cage as a xylophone
Athletic – Can look down and not see their tackle due to an obsession with chest and tummy muscles
Average – Can look down and see their tackle without sucking in the tummy
Curvy – Can see their tackle if they suck the tummy in all the way
Ample – Can see their tackle in a full length mirror
Large - Can see their tackle in a full length mirror if they lift up the tummy with both hands
Fabulous – Trainee sumo wrestler, can not remember if they have got tackle
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Slim – Can clearly see their beaver while using their rib cage as a xylophone
Athletic – Can look down and not see their beaver due to an obsession with boob and tummy muscles
Average – Can look down and see their beaver without sucking in the tummy
Curvy – Can see their beaver if they suck the tummy in all the way
Ample – Can see their beaver in a full length mirror
Large - Can see their beaver in a full length mirror if they lift up the tummy with both hands
Fabulous – Trainee sumo wrestler, can not remember if they have got beaver and can only find it if they are rolled in flour which helps find the damp places
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"Excellent, can't wait to see who's brave enough to post the female version........... xxx Raz xxx
Slim – Can clearly see their beaver while using their rib cage as a xylophone
Athletic – Can look down and not see their beaver due to an obsession with boob and tummy muscles
Average – Can look down and see their beaver without sucking in the tummy
Curvy – Can see their beaver if they suck the tummy in all the way
Ample – Can see their beaver in a full length mirror
Large - Can see their beaver in a full length mirror if they lift up the tummy with both hands
Fabulous – Trainee sumo wrestler, can not remember if they have got beaver and can only find it if they are rolled in flour which helps find the damp places
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"Excellent, can't wait to see who's brave enough to post the female version........... xxx Raz xxx
Slim – Can clearly see their beaver while using their rib cage as a xylophone
Athletic – Can look down and not see their beaver due to an obsession with boob and tummy muscles
Average – Can look down and see their beaver without sucking in the tummy
Curvy – Can see their beaver if they suck the tummy in all the way
Ample – Can see their beaver in a full length mirror
Large - Can see their beaver in a full length mirror if they lift up the tummy with both hands
Fabulous – Trainee sumo wrestler, can not remember if they have got beaver and can only find it if they are rolled in flour which helps find the damp places
Great! I've gone down a size "
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"Excellent, can't wait to see who's brave enough to post the female version........... xxx Raz xxx
Slim – Can clearly see their beaver while using their rib cage as a xylophone
Athletic – Can look down and not see their beaver due to an obsession with boob and tummy muscles
Average – Can look down and see their beaver without sucking in the tummy
Curvy – Can see their beaver if they suck the tummy in all the way
Ample – Can see their beaver in a full length mirror
Large - Can see their beaver in a full length mirror if they lift up the tummy with both hands
Fabulous – Trainee sumo wrestler, can not remember if they have got beaver and can only find it if they are rolled in flour which helps find the damp places
Great! I've gone down a size "
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I'm average then, well at least it's an improvement 
