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I've never been so embarrassed . . .
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I literally died on the spot!!
I then had her telling me not to be so embarrassed and its ok to talk about my sex life with her, only for her to twist it around to her and about how she would be at it if she found a nice 'younger man' (which to her would be someone in his late 60's/early 70's!)
I actually cried with embarrassment and she just kept going going about it all - it was only because i reached the school and we had to stop that she actually stopped talking about it
I have just rushed home to curl up in a ball under the blanket on the sofa to try and erase those horrendous, and longest 10 minutes from my mind!!
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Obi_Granny Fox
He's a lad that Obi  | |||
"Ah that explains the new profile I've just seen
Obi_Granny Fox
He's a lad that Obi " | |||
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"Well you made me laugh. What a situation to be in. "Glad to be of service . . . | |||
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"Ah that explains the new profile I've just seen
Obi_Granny Fox
He's a lad that Obi "Bahahahahahha!!!!!! | |||
"After having a fairly crappy few days this has just made me chuckle no end!! Thanks x" No probs - embarrassing moments happen a lot with me . . . | |||
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""it's OK nan, I get a bit of a breather when he's sucking off a cock"" | |||
"in my life!!! As a lot will know myself and Obi have a couples profile as we are FB's who see each other a lot, well . . . I'm driving back from taking my nan into town as i do nearly every Thursday morning, and she brings up the subject of the the guy i'm seeing (He is known as the 'guy in dating/BF' for all intent purposes, i.e reason for needing babysitting etc) and she asks 'how are things going?' to which i say 'not too bad, he's a pain in the ass sometimes and gets on my nerves a bit, but then he's a bloke!!' So she comes back with 'Well you must like him to have sex with him so much!'
I literally died on the spot!!
I then had her telling me not to be so embarrassed and its ok to talk about my sex life with her, only for her to twist it around to her and about how she would be at it if she found a nice 'younger man' (which to her would be someone in his late 60's/early 70's!)
I actually cried with embarrassment and she just kept going going about it all - it was only because i reached the school and we had to stop that she actually stopped talking about it
I have just rushed home to curl up in a ball under the blanket on the sofa to try and erase those horrendous, and longest 10 minutes from my mind!!
Distract me - PLEASE!!! "Lol bless | |||
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"I feel for you, having a horny nan is soooo bad! Lol Here is a joke to distract you...if you want more, let me know! The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. 'May I help you sir?' she asked. 'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied. 'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam. 'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked. The man replied, ' Ontario '. 'Really?',she said. 'I have family in Ontario .' 'I know.'the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.' The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain. 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer"
Hehe - thanks!! | |||
"I feel for you, having a horny nan is soooo bad! Lol Here is a joke to distract you...if you want more, let me know! The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. 'May I help you sir?' she asked. 'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied. 'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam. 'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000. Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked. The man replied, ' Ontario '. 'Really?',she said. 'I have family in Ontario .' 'I know.'the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.' The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain. 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer" Brilliant!! !!
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Greggs fondant doughnut!! | |||
Especially in the future when a few of the current forumites get there!
Assuming we've not had our organs harvested - oops, wrong thread. | |||
"How does she know you have been having a lot of sex? "The way she was walking | |||
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"You should be pleased not all nans are like that x" Apparently quite a few are... Men who live long enough to make it to old peoples homes often have more than one girlfriend. And stis are on the increase in older generations who didn't use condoms in their courting days and then were married for a long time. So they're all at it! | |||
"Damned family have a tendency to do this when one is driving .............. I can't begin to tell you how embarrassing my mother was on a recent 4 hour journey ..... never ever again!!!!! I think you handled it very very well "I think I managed to handle it as any other fox would - I ran and hid in my safe place | |||
"You should be pleased not all nans are like that x Apparently quite a few are... Men who live long enough to make it to old peoples homes often have more than one girlfriend. And stis are on the increase in older generations who didn't use condoms in their courting days and then were married for a long time. So they're all at it! "They should be re-named "old people's orgy homes" | |||
"Damned family have a tendency to do this when one is driving .............. I can't begin to tell you how embarrassing my mother was on a recent 4 hour journey ..... never ever again!!!!! I think you handled it very very well "awwwww go on minxie you know you want to | |||
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"Sorry, I did not mean it to sound so patronising and a 'waving my finger'. Apologies "Not patronising at all Bambi !
I'm still not gonna crack on to 'granny fox' though! | |||
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"When I grow old I hope I'll still be at it...and if my great great grand daughter happens to have a high sex drive and I happen to notice it, there is a good chance I will have that same conversation with her. Sex is not reserved to a certain age! It is something we all need and crave regardless of age becuase it makes us feel good, the approach is just different. You really should be glad to have such a cool grand mother! I loved mine and thank god she was there to guide me." Not patronizing IMHO it's | |||
"Sorry, I did not mean it to sound so patronising and a 'waving my finger'. Apologies
Not patronising at all Bambi !
I'm still not gonna crack on to 'granny fox' though! "Mr Obi..I thought I liked you! Now if you are calling me 'Granny' I shall have words with you...strong words, the kind that the headmistress would have had with you when you had just pulled poor little Pippi longstockings' pig tails!  | |||
"Sorry, I did not mean it to sound so patronising and a 'waving my finger'. Apologies
Not patronising at all Bambi !
I'm still not gonna crack on to 'granny fox' though!
Mr Obi..I thought I liked you! Now if you are calling me 'Granny' I shall have words with you...strong words, the kind that the headmistress would have had with you when you had just pulled poor little Pippi longstockings' pig tails! "AS if i'd ever do such a thing Bambi!
I was referring to Ryan's earlier post! | |||
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"Sorry, I did not mean it to sound so patronising and a 'waving my finger'. Apologies
Not patronising at all Bambi !
I'm still not gonna crack on to 'granny fox' though!
Mr Obi..I thought I liked you! Now if you are calling me 'Granny' I shall have words with you...strong words, the kind that the headmistress would have had with you when you had just pulled poor little Pippi longstockings' pig tails!
AS if i'd ever do such a thing Bambi!
I was referring to Ryan's earlier post! "I know, I'm just in that kind of mood (lack of granny sex).. | |||
