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"I would like to have a threesome where the two others wear masks of my face so it is me inside me inside me.
A bit like a sexual version of the movie Inception."
Dude, thats just way to meta! Layers upon Funky layers...! |
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"I would like to have a threesome where the two others wear masks of my face so it is me inside me inside me.
A bit like a sexual version of the movie Inception.
Dude, thats just way to meta! Layers upon Funky layers...!"
Frightening! |
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I want to visit someone's house and pretend to fix their boiler. Open my toolbox and pull out a big wrench. Upon seeing the aforementioned wrench, the lady would say "that's a big tool".
Maybe I have watched too many naff 70s german porn movies :p |
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"I want to visit someone's house and pretend to fix their boiler. Open my toolbox and pull out a big wrench. Upon seeing the aforementioned wrench, the lady would say "that's a big tool".
Maybe I have watched too many naff 70s german porn movies :p" or not done enough boilers |
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"I want to visit someone's house and pretend to fix their boiler. Open my toolbox and pull out a big wrench. Upon seeing the aforementioned wrench, the lady would say "that's a big tool".
Maybe I have watched too many naff 70s german porn movies :p"
...would that also come with a free annual service for my boiler and are you Corgi registered? |
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...would that also come with a free annual service for my boiler and are you Corgi registered?
I am not inserting my massive tool into a Corgi!!!! I'm not sick!"
Yuu have to commit to the fantasy! |
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