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over a year ago
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My Dad has one...
It goes:
"Don't let your right hand know what your left hand's doing"
Basically what he's saying is, you don't need to tell everyone everything.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if i wanted to hear from an arsehole,
i would have farted"
Holy shit! I LOVE that!!!
Tomorrow at work a sales rep is coming in that everyone knows I hate.
I'm gonna say that to him tomorrow! He's a right bell.
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"if i wanted to hear from an arsehole,
i would have farted
Holy shit! I LOVE that!!!
Tomorrow at work a sales rep is coming in that everyone knows I hate.
I'm gonna say that to him tomorrow! He's a right bell.
Haha"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Little bugger
Only cuz my mum said it to me once. I was so shocked. Never heard her swear. I must have really pissed her off although i can't remember what i did now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Little bugger
Only cuz my mum said it to me once. I was so shocked. Never heard her swear. I must have really pissed her off although i can't remember what i did now. "
I accused my class mate of being a "lazy bugger" to my school teacher and I got detention for using the word " bugger" - I was too young to know what the word meant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Old Black Country sayings- and how we say em
"ar cud ate a scabby 'oss on mowldy bread"
(translation= One is so hungry, one could eat a scabby horse on some mouldy bread)
and also
"she's gorra ferce loike a bosted frog"
(she's not the most attracted lady- she resembles a frog that has burst) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As much use as tits on a fish
if was crying my old ma would say cry more you'll piss less
And an old rugby coach talking about another player on our team said body like Tarzan plays like Jane, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a Canadian friend who said 'fuckin' hell' and I said 'I hope they do, I can't play the harp'
I've said this for a long time and he thought it was hilarious, never heard anyone else say it though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Face like a bag of smashed crabs
Have you got strong arms ?? Why ?? Well you must have to of pulled yourself out the abortion bucket !! 
A girl once called me a prick so i replied well you must be a cunt we ought to get together sometime lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market.
Shivering like a shitting dog.
I'll slap you so hard, even the photo on your driving licence will swell up. |
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I wouldn't give him / her a nod in the desert
... Having no time for someone
Or in reverse ........he/she wouldn't give you a nod in the desert ... Stingy / tight
He tells more lies than fleetwood mac
Uglier than a bag of spanners
He / she wouldn't give a door a bang
He / she wouldn't spend Christmas !
Stingy or tightfisted
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over a year ago
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She had more pricks than a dartboard an the classic it must be like chucking a sausage up an alley and looks like they fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down |
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