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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why I picked the sky remote up and put it in my work bag today?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope but it's made me giggle

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple over a year ago

wirral

Blond moment

I've put books in the fridge and dirty nappies in the tin cupboard

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

You're not contracted out to a cock measuring service today are you???

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

I've done it with my cordless landline phone many times..

Yesterday I also tried to make a call from work while "dialling" the number on my keyboard.

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"Why I picked the sky remote up and put it in my work bag today?

Were you planning on measuring something today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You wanted to measure something lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

CRAFT Club member.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went to leave work today and spent couple mins looking in my bag for car keys only to find them on the floor next to my bag where I had put them to look in my bag for them

phew and breath

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You're not contracted out to a cock measuring service today are you???

That was me but as I have Virgin no one wanted to be compared to that remote.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why I picked the sky remote up and put it in my work bag today?

You were in a hypnotic state. Kinda like when you driving and get to destination without realising

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cos you are you,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably the same reason i took mine in the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't worry about it, I've picked the romote up and answered it thinking it were my phone...haha!

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

Obviously for random cock comparison duties with work colleagues... Simples

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cos you are you, "

I think that's probably a good answer!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I packed the house phone once in my suitcase and took it to the caravan for 10 days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why I picked the sky remote up and put it in my work bag today?

It's ok I put the used tea bag In the fridge and the milk in the bin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not contracted out to a cock measuring service today are you???

This made me spit my coffee out my nose!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're not contracted out to a cock measuring service today are you???

This made me spit my coffee out my nose!"

Haha I did chortle to myself when reading this and wanted to say that yes I have the tape measure that goes 0 1 2 6 9 12 in my handbag as well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I packed the house phone once in my suitcase and took it to the caravan for 10 days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why I picked the sky remote up and put it in my work bag today?

Did you think it was your rabbit ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have the house up side down looking for my reading glasses while they are on top of my head

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done it with my cordless landline phone many times..

Yesterday I also tried to make a call from work while "dialling" the number on my keyboard.

Thats not strange... our calls are made/recieved through the computer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To remind your subconscious that you need batteries for other more useful toys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're not contracted out to a cock measuring service today are you???

This made me spit my coffee out my nose!

Haha I did chortle to myself when reading this and wanted to say that yes I have the tape measure that goes 0 1 2 6 9 12 in my handbag as well! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I came home from work one day and found That Mark had put the kettle in the fridge..

He had just done a 12 hour night shift so I let him off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never taken the remote anywhere but once came home took my shoes off and put them in the fridge

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By *ucy and CarlCouple over a year ago

Broadstairs

You didn't also pick up a can of lynx by any chance did you? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why I picked the sky remote up and put it in my work bag today?

Did you think it was your rabbit ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why I picked the sky remote up and put it in my work bag today?

***Ben is thinking things he shouldn't be***

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why I picked the sky remote up and put it in my work bag today?

You work for Sky?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something you wanted to watch at work, maybe you thought you would miss it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe for the same reason my hubby take it to the kitchen with him when he makes a cuppa !! So no one grabs it when his gone and turns his programs over !!!!!

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