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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Come on you lot what's your best chat up line guys or the best you've heard ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do people really use them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do people really use them?

Still do if there good ones

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

Here's my phone, call your mother and tell her you won't be home tonight

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By *hybutsweetCouple over a year ago

sweetness

when i was young

guy came up to me and threw handful of ice on floor proceeded to stamp on it

then sed 'now ive broken the ice can i buy you a drink'

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By *ackandkateCouple over a year ago

Truro

'ello luv, bet you've flattened some grass in your time

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By *hyllyphyllyMan over a year ago

Bradford

"when i was young

guy came up to me and threw handful of ice on floor proceeded to stamp on it

then sed 'now ive broken the ice can i buy you a drink'

That's genius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One guy asked me to feel his shirt when I did he said ' does it feel like boyfriend material' it made me laugh

MissD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your so hot you cause global warming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your legs are the word..... So spread the word.

MissD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just say some cute words in broken English, with a very thick accent...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maxis words were ur better looking in person than ur pic lol but wnt tell you some of the txts he sent me before I methim lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was working a door one night and a girl said to me wow you look hard.

My replay. Only in the boys shower.

Got me a drink and a little tickle at the. End of the night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once said to my now wife....

Sweetheart, as long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

Seemed to work xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A guy came up to me in a bar and asked if I was a vet...

I asked why and he held up his arms with biceps bulging and fingers pointing out to the sides and said his poorly swans needed my attention.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mate once walked up to a girl and cool as you like said " have you just farted? Cause you just blew me away"

Takes some going lol

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By *assword123Couple over a year ago

few miles from London and not far from Cambridge

Excuse me!! Have you got a mirror in your knickers?

Coz I can see myself in them!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a knife? i haven't got a Ferrari in my pocket. Get in the van.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excuse me, but would you like to dance?"

"No."

"I'm sorry, you misheard me. I said that I've got a knife."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a knife? i haven't got a Ferrari in my pocket. Get in the van."

Omfg crying laughing here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Do you know the difference between a sausage and a penis ?

No ?

Fancy a picnic ?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Does this cloth smell of chloroform?

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By *ashful BazMan over a year ago

poole dorset

I bet your name is Jacob's

because your a real cracker....

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