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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok can tell im bored..so change the lyrics to a song and be naughty...see if peeps then regognise it....One from me.....
And then a bastard came along..
He ripped off my sexy thooong...
He then shoved me on the beeeed...
And made me give him headdd...
I gagged and was nearly sick..
sucking on his on his big fat dick..
But kept my mouth open wide..
As he shot his load inside..
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Oh and this one too....
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Down at the pub, been stood up
Again you had to buy your own drink
Biting your lip but now you wanna trip
Cuz the guys ain’t noticing
Up at the bar, you don’t get far
They’re not paying any attention
Dry your tears, forget those fears
You can get something well away from here
Come on try it, put a profile up with ‘swing’ on it
Forget the diet it don’t matter if you’re slim on it
Show your snatch and see how much the men on here want it
If you’re past it, it won’t matter with your tits on it
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh
Come on try it, put a profile up with ‘swing’ on it
Forget the diet it don’t matter if you’re slim on it
Show your snatch and see how much the men on here want it
If you’re past it, it won’t matter with your tits on it
Put gloss on ya’ lips, tint those hips
Spread wide and flick your bean
Put a finger up, get your camera close up
Make sure the room in the background looks clean
Shed your inhibition and did I mention
How much this will get you attention
They say how hot you are
If you take off your bra
It don’t matter if they’re hanging round ya’ knees
Bet you’ll like it, put a profile up with ‘swing’ on it
Forget the diet it don’t matter if you’re slim on it
Show your snatch and see how much the men on here want it
If you’re past it, it won’t matter with your tits on it
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh
Don’t fear it’s not the end of the world
To be that kind of girl
In love is what you prefer, but don’t deter
Here are men who woo you, just to do you
And deliver you to a destiny, to an orgasm and beyond
Hold you tight in their arms
Say tell me what you want
Cock down your throat, until you choke
And when he’s done, he’ll be gone.
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
woo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh
woo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and this one too....
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Down at the pub, been stood up
Again you had to buy your own drink
Biting your lip but now you wanna trip
Cuz the guys ain’t noticing
Up at the bar, you don’t get far
They’re not paying any attention
Dry your tears, forget those fears
You can get something well away from here
Come on try it, put a profile up with ‘swing’ on it
Forget the diet it don’t matter if you’re slim on it
Show your snatch and see how much the men on here want it
If you’re past it, it won’t matter with your tits on it
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh
Come on try it, put a profile up with ‘swing’ on it
Forget the diet it don’t matter if you’re slim on it
Show your snatch and see how much the men on here want it
If you’re past it, it won’t matter with your tits on it
Put gloss on ya’ lips, tint those hips
Spread wide and flick your bean
Put a finger up, get your camera close up
Make sure the room in the background looks clean
Shed your inhibition and did I mention
How much this will get you attention
They say how hot you are
If you take off your bra
It don’t matter if they’re hanging round ya’ knees
Bet you’ll like it, put a profile up with ‘swing’ on it
Forget the diet it don’t matter if you’re slim on it
Show your snatch and see how much the men on here want it
If you’re past it, it won’t matter with your tits on it
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh
wo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh
Don’t fear it’s not the end of the world
To be that kind of girl
In love is what you prefer, but don’t deter
Here are men who woo you, just to do you
And deliver you to a destiny, to an orgasm and beyond
Hold you tight in their arms
Say tell me what you want
Cock down your throat, until you choke
And when he’s done, he’ll be gone.
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
woo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh
woo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did this one a while back...
"To the tune of Right Said Fred's 'Im too Sexy' - The Fab Vanity Song :-
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I'm too sexy for my meet, too sexy for my meet
All you ladies want to meet me
I'm too sexy for my profile too sexy for my profile
So sexy I'm banned
And I'm too sexy for my ruler, too sexy for my ruler
Sky Remotes and Lynx Cans
And I'm too sexy for your gangbang
Too sexy for your gangbang
No way I'm coming second
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I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the forums
Yeah on the forums on the forums yeah
I do my little turn on the forums
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I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
I wont travel *that* far
And I dont need to have a chat
Too sexy for a chat, what do you think about that?
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I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the forums
Yeah on the forums on the forums yeah
I shake my little tushy on the forums
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I'm too sexy for your pussy, too sexy for your pussy
Yes Im pushy, but you know you like that!
You're too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
You'll be honoured to have me
And I'm too sexy for this thread." |
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