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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

???

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What you looking at bro?????

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Woah calm down, we've all had a drink son!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bad morning ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think I'll go for a shower. Can't be dealing with questions like that before I'm wide awake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Don't come in my thread giving it the Charlie big potatoes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think you've got a problem. Share it, a problem shared is a problem halved.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Have a wank, you'll feel better afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't come in my thread giving it the Charlie big potatoes!"

Who is Charlie??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bad morning ? "

Not at all, I'm quite chipper. Just simply asking the forum to share whatever problems they may be facing today so we can move through it together and hopefully in time, build a lasting bond that will bring us all closer together and eventually result in me seeing some boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"???"

I have no problem with fucking.

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By *iss_tressWoman  over a year ago

London


"Don't come in my thread giving it the Charlie big potatoes!"

Have you got cake instead of potatoes?!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my fucking problem: pussies make me cum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't come in my thread giving it the Charlie big potatoes!"

Im stealing this quote

Don't be giving me Charlie big potatoes

Most excellent

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have no issues...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't have a problem fucking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't come in my thread giving it the Charlie big potatoes!

Im stealing this quote

Don't be giving me Charlie big potatoes

Most excellent "

Where I come from its 'billy big bollocks' but it all means the same thing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't come in my thread giving it the Charlie big potatoes!"

Haha! love that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't come in my thread giving it the Charlie big potatoes!

Im stealing this quote

Don't be giving me Charlie big potatoes

Most excellent "

I'm going to have that as my status today Thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know it's early yeah but it is tuesday???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Woah calm down, we've all had a drink son!!!!"

Forgetting all your problems I'm concerned that Evie is drinking at 7am in the morning

Walk away from the glass now...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll tell you my fucking problem cunty bollocks....these shoes don't go with this outfit and my hair is an absolute disaster, so who wants some?? Mother bitches!

Too aggressive?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll tell you my fucking problem cunty bollocks....these shoes don't go with this outfit and my hair is an absolute disaster, so who wants some?? Mother bitches!

Too aggressive? "

erm....change your shoes and wear a hat?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some people just wanna come on here giving it the lemon, and acting like a gareth Hunt !! Wind your gregory peck in, get down the apples and pears and make a roesy lee, you will feel better lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my problem is my heads shrunk and my sunglasses look huge now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ain't got a fucking problem mutha ducka!!

What's yours?

Tell me bitch!!...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think you've got a problem. Share it, a problem shared is a problem halved. "

Then again that could end up as TWO people wiv a problem

N it's no point waving to me from the shore now I'm half way across the ocean.

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Some people just wanna come on here giving it the lemon, and acting like a gareth Hunt !! Wind your gregory peck in, get down the apples and pears and make a roesy lee, you will feel better lol "

But what if you don't have any stairs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll tell you my fucking problem cunty bollocks....these shoes don't go with this outfit and my hair is an absolute disaster, so who wants some?? Mother bitches!

Too aggressive?

erm....change your shoes and wear a hat? "

Oh thanks, that's a great suggestion and helps a lot. Now I can get on with my day, ta xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who stole the sun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some people just wanna come on here giving it the lemon, and acting like a gareth Hunt !! Wind your gregory peck in, get down the apples and pears and make a roesy lee, you will feel better lol

But what if you don't have any stairs? "

Do i look like i give a dog and duck ?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some people just wanna come on here giving it the lemon, and acting like a gareth Hunt !! Wind your gregory peck in, get down the apples and pears and make a roesy lee, you will feel better lol

But what if you don't have any stairs? "

Then you have a problem as how you going to get to the bedroom?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent


"Bad morning ?

Not at all, I'm quite chipper. Just simply asking the forum to share whatever problems they may be facing today so we can move through it together and hopefully in time, build a lasting bond that will bring us all closer together and eventually result in me seeing some boobs."

Haha. This made me laugh. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got the giggles now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll tell you my fucking problem cunty bollocks....these shoes don't go with this outfit and my hair is an absolute disaster, so who wants some?? Mother bitches!

Too aggressive? "

Feel better now jodie?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Certainly brightened up my first morning back at work lol love it

Gill

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't come in my thread giving it the Charlie big potatoes!"
so you have a problem

as i canna see this thread lasting

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Bad morning ?

Not at all, I'm quite chipper. Just simply asking the forum to share whatever problems they may be facing today so we can move through it together and hopefully in time, build a lasting bond that will bring us all closer together and eventually result in me seeing some boobs."

I'll let you do whatever you like with my boobs if you can come up with a miracle cure for sciatica that works, like, IMMEDIATELY;-)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't come in my thread giving it the Charlie big potatoes!so you have a problem

as i canna see this thread lasting "

Why ? If you read the thread it's all very very light hearted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll tell you my fucking problem cunty bollocks....these shoes don't go with this outfit and my hair is an absolute disaster, so who wants some?? Mother bitches!

Too aggressive?

erm....change your shoes and wear a hat?

Oh thanks, that's a great suggestion and helps a lot. Now I can get on with my day, ta xx"

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My prob is my feet, damn there sore

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bad morning ?

Not at all, I'm quite chipper. Just simply asking the forum to share whatever problems they may be facing today so we can move through it together and hopefully in time, build a lasting bond that will bring us all closer together and eventually result in me seeing some boobs.

I'll let you do whatever you like with my boobs if you can come up with a miracle cure for sciatica that works, like, IMMEDIATELY;-) "

You mean, playing with your boobs DOESN'T take your mind off it...????? Hmmm.......

ted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My flowers just taken a battering x

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By *londeCazWoman  over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Bad morning ?

Not at all, I'm quite chipper. Just simply asking the forum to share whatever problems they may be facing today so we can move through it together and hopefully in time, build a lasting bond that will bring us all closer together and eventually result in me seeing some boobs.

I'll let you do whatever you like with my boobs if you can come up with a miracle cure for sciatica that works, like, IMMEDIATELY;-)

You mean, playing with your boobs DOESN'T take your mind off it...????? Hmmm.......

ted. "

Give 'em a twiddle n I'll let you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you wanna know what my problem is????

it's the school holidays here, it's my day off..... and it's fookin raining!!!!!

wotthefuck.com

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bad morning ?

Not at all, I'm quite chipper. Just simply asking the forum to share whatever problems they may be facing today so we can move through it together and hopefully in time, build a lasting bond that will bring us all closer together and eventually result in me seeing some boobs.

I'll let you do whatever you like with my boobs if you can come up with a miracle cure for sciatica that works, like, IMMEDIATELY;-)

You mean, playing with your boobs DOESN'T take your mind off it...????? Hmmm.......

ted.

Give 'em a twiddle n I'll let you know "

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My problem is Im horny as hell and the hubbys at work. Plus we are flying with Ryan Air in the morning to Lanzarote. Today is gonna be along day. x

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis

How could I have a problem after last night?? MMMFF is not a problem, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My fucking problem is that you're in fucking Portsmouth, im in Fucking Yorkshire, and I really want that cock of yours pounding the fucking fuck out of me right now grrrr x Missy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My problem is I'm knackered.did 14 hours at a fire in Smethwick yesterday and I'm lying on the sofa in need of a massage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My problem with fucking is that I'm not getting enough of it....!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My problem is too many men, so little time...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My problem with fucking is that I'm not getting enough of it....!"

If you'd like to move to NW Kent.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

All these problems could be solved by sticking your faces in a box full of kittens.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All these problems could be solved by sticking your faces in a box full of kittens."

Noooooo! Fox has two new kittens and having felt their claws on my leg - no way am I putting my face anywhere near them!

Cute? Yes! Sharp and scratchy clawed furry demons? Definitely!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That should be "What's you're fucking problem" and not "What's your fucking problem" just here to help

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That should be "What's you're fucking problem" and not "What's your fucking problem" just here to help "
thats not right!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The apostrophe removes the letter 'a' I'm you're, so that would read- 'what's you are fucking problem, which is wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That should be "What's you're fucking problem" and not "What's your fucking problem" just here to help "

Oops!

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

My problem is my scrap books full

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All these problems could be solved by sticking your faces in a box full of kittens.

Noooooo! Fox has two new kittens and having felt their claws on my leg - no way am I putting my face anywhere near them!

Cute? Yes! Sharp and scratchy clawed furry demons? Definitely!!! "

They may 'accidentally' get in during the night when you're asleep, naked and vulnerable - especially if the covers 'accidentally' slip off and you're 'exposed' . . .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That should be "What's you're fucking problem" and not "What's your fucking problem" just here to help "

haha oh the irony

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

One of the fundamental rules of being a grammar Nazi is actually knowing how to use...grammar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One of the fundamental rules of being a grammar Nazi is actually knowing how to use...grammar"

grammar Nazi...lol. err should I say lol?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That should be "What's you're fucking problem" and not "What's your fucking problem" just here to help "

Clearly your fucking problem is that you can't spell!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My problem is Im horny as hell and the hubbys at work. Plus we are flying with Ryan Air in the morning to Lanzarote. Today is gonna be along day. x"

I wish I had a fuckin problem like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My problem is my scrap books full "

You shouldnt have a problem your fucking off to Lanzorotie in morning!

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis

My f*****g problem is I cant say or write f**k! kinky f***kery, sh*t, wh**e, bu**er, c**t ...I must be suffering from anti-tourettes!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My fracking problem is BoJo thinking about fracking London.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My fracking problem is BoJo thinking about fracking London."

Just him thinking of a 3rd term is enough!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That should be "What's you're fucking problem" and not "What's your fucking problem" just here to help

Clearly your fucking problem is that you can't spell!"

Tee Hee. Fcuk the police, only if they're good looking mind you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My fracking problem is BoJo thinking about fracking London."

Why, are you fracking geologist?

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"My fracking problem is BoJo thinking about fracking London.

Why, are you fracking geologist?"

I dont care ..you are fracking hot Can you sing Raw Hide?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My fucking problem is that; fucking hardly comes!!!

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