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...find my cheese board. I have opened all the cupboards in the house and it is nowhere to be found. I had some of the brie and blue cheese on toasted baguette last night ffs!!
A French person without cheese is like a French kiss without tongue...it does not bear thingking about...!
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"...find my cheese board. I have opened all the cupboards in the house and it is nowhere to be found. I had some of the brie and blue cheese on toasted baguette last night ffs!!
A French person without cheese is like a French kiss without tongue...it does not bear thingking about...!
Please help me locate it (be nice )"
Oh froggydisneyfawn - NOW think carefully from last night.
You finished your cheese n staggered to kitchen carrying said cheeseboard and you put it down on the?????????
Come on its not that difficult   |
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"...find my cheese board. I have opened all the cupboards in the house and it is nowhere to be found. I had some of the brie and blue cheese on toasted baguette last night ffs!!
A French person without cheese is like a French kiss without tongue...it does not bear thingking about...!
Please help me locate it (be nice )
Oh froggydisneyfawn - NOW think carefully from last night.
You finished your cheese n staggered to kitchen carrying said cheeseboard and you put it down on the?????????
Come on its not that difficult "
But is Mister....its me mind! its gone walkies |
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"Was the wine the culprit that made you forget??
Try and find the wine glass or bottle then you might find the board and knife.lol  "
Hehehehe! For once I was NOT d*unk...I even checked the Garden Shed  |
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"...find my cheese board. I have opened all the cupboards in the house and it is nowhere to be found. I had some of the brie and blue cheese on toasted baguette last night ffs!!
A French person without cheese is like a French kiss without tongue...it does not bear thingking about...!
Please help me locate it (be nice )
Oh froggydisneyfawn - NOW think carefully from last night.
You finished your cheese n staggered to kitchen carrying said cheeseboard and you put it down on the?????????
Come on its not that difficult
But is Mister....its me mind! its gone walkies "
Hold on are we looking for the cheeseboard or your mind???? cos they could be in different places!!!   |
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"...find my cheese board. I have opened all the cupboards in the house and it is nowhere to be found. I had some of the brie and blue cheese on toasted baguette last night ffs!!
A French person without cheese is like a French kiss without tongue...it does not bear thingking about...!
Please help me locate it (be nice )
Oh froggydisneyfawn - NOW think carefully from last night.
You finished your cheese n staggered to kitchen carrying said cheeseboard and you put it down on the?????????
Come on its not that difficult
But is Mister....its me mind! its gone walkies
Hold on are we looking for the cheeseboard or your mind???? cos they could be in different places!!! "
They could be the same thing |
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By *imtomyMan
over a year ago
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"Was the wine the culprit that made you forget??
Try and find the wine glass or bottle then you might find the board and knife.lol
Hehehehe! For once I was NOT d*unk...I even checked the Garden Shed "
hmm, you might have to search for a fab member with the name of Sherlock Holmes to come and find it!!
Just give me five minutes while I create another profile.lol  |
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"...find my cheese board. I have opened all the cupboards in the house and it is nowhere to be found. I had some of the brie and blue cheese on toasted baguette last night ffs!!
A French person without cheese is like a French kiss without tongue...it does not bear thingking about...!
Please help me locate it (be nice )
Oh froggydisneyfawn - NOW think carefully from last night.
You finished your cheese n staggered to kitchen carrying said cheeseboard and you put it down on the?????????
Come on its not that difficult
But is Mister....its me mind! its gone walkies
Hold on are we looking for the cheeseboard or your mind???? cos they could be in different places!!! "
Ooooooh Minxie, you're onto something... |
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"...find my cheese board. I have opened all the cupboards in the house and it is nowhere to be found. I had some of the brie and blue cheese on toasted baguette last night ffs!!
A French person without cheese is like a French kiss without tongue...it does not bear thingking about...!
Please help me locate it (be nice )"
Would you like me to check my cupboards. .?
(flutters eyelashes...)
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"...find my cheese board. I have opened all the cupboards in the house and it is nowhere to be found. I had some of the brie and blue cheese on toasted baguette last night ffs!!
A French person without cheese is like a French kiss without tongue...it does not bear thingking about...!
Please help me locate it (be nice )
Would you like me to check my cupboards. .?
(flutters eyelashes...)
ted "
You!! you took it??? own up or else, I'll send a whole lot of  over to your house x |
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"...find my cheese board. I have opened all the cupboards in the house and it is nowhere to be found. I had some of the brie and blue cheese on toasted baguette last night ffs!!
A French person without cheese is like a French kiss without tongue...it does not bear thingking about...!
Please help me locate it (be nice )
Would you like me to check my cupboards. .?
(flutters eyelashes...)
ted
You!! you took it??? own up or else, I'll send a whole lot of over to your house x"
Promises, promises...
No, but I will own up to keeping an odd looking sausage for longer than was probably good for it...
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"...find my cheese board. I have opened all the cupboards in the house and it is nowhere to be found. I had some of the brie and blue cheese on toasted baguette last night ffs!!
A French person without cheese is like a French kiss without tongue...it does not bear thingking about...!
Please help me locate it (be nice )
Would you like me to check my cupboards. .?
(flutters eyelashes...)
ted
You!! you took it??? own up or else, I'll send a whole lot of over to your house x
Promises, promises...
No, but I will own up to keeping an odd looking sausage for longer than was probably good for it...
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Back to my cheeseboard Mister....you're not distracting me with your odd looking sausage!  |
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"...find my cheese board. I have opened all the cupboards in the house and it is nowhere to be found. I had some of the brie and blue cheese on toasted baguette last night ffs!!
A French person without cheese is like a French kiss without tongue...it does not bear thingking about...!
Please help me locate it (be nice )
Would you like me to check my cupboards. .?
(flutters eyelashes...)
ted
You!! you took it??? own up or else, I'll send a whole lot of over to your house x
Promises, promises...
No, but I will own up to keeping an odd looking sausage for longer than was probably good for it...
Back to my cheeseboard Mister....you're not distracting me with your odd looking sausage! "
Ahem, could it be being utilised as a doorp-stop somewhere around 'Chez Bambi'..???? |
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Its not under the bed
Its not in the fridge
Its not in the freezer
Its not in the shed, nor the garage, nor inside the piano....
C'mon guys...think, please help. I need ideas....I am begging, on my knees x |
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"Its not under the bed
Its not in the fridge
Its not in the freezer
Its not in the shed, nor the garage, nor inside the piano....
C'mon guys...think, please help. I need ideas....I am begging, on my knees x
Er.... while ya down there.....
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You know why big boy!!! Behave yourself  |
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Have you been on a picnic lately? It could be languishing in a field 'somewhere in Derbyshire... or even deepest, darkest Dorrrrr-settttt (moy luvverrrrr! As they say down ther...)
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It'll be the Borrowers. They still have two of my side plates and some cutlery.
You know....I was just having a similar thought! Its not impossible! "
If you do find it can you see if they have left my side plates and cutlery, please? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Have you been on a picnic lately? It could be languishing in a field 'somewhere in Derbyshire... or even deepest, darkest Dorrrrr-settttt (moy luvverrrrr! As they say down ther...)
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I have vision of FrenchBambi on her bike with a cheeseboard strapped to her back. It will have come off going around the roundabout at Dorchester. |
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"Have you been on a picnic lately? It could be languishing in a field 'somewhere in Derbyshire... or even deepest, darkest Dorrrrr-settttt (moy luvverrrrr! As they say down ther...)
I have vision of FrenchBambi on her bike with a cheeseboard strapped to her back. It will have come off going around the roundabout at Dorchester."
... and a group of Dorrrrrrset 'old guys' all gathered around it at the local pub wondering if it's some magical implement which fell to earth....
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"Have you been on a picnic lately? It could be languishing in a field 'somewhere in Derbyshire... or even deepest, darkest Dorrrrr-settttt (moy luvverrrrr! As they say down ther...)
I have vision of FrenchBambi on her bike with a cheeseboard strapped to her back. It will have come off going around the roundabout at Dorchester.
... and a group of Dorrrrrrset 'old guys' all gathered around it at the local pub wondering if it's some magical implement which fell to earth....
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PMSL xxxxxxxx will you be serious? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Have you been on a picnic lately? It could be languishing in a field 'somewhere in Derbyshire... or even deepest, darkest Dorrrrr-settttt (moy luvverrrrr! As they say down ther...)
I have vision of FrenchBambi on her bike with a cheeseboard strapped to her back. It will have come off going around the roundabout at Dorchester.
... and a group of Dorrrrrrset 'old guys' all gathered around it at the local pub wondering if it's some magical implement which fell to earth....
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No, they'd have a truckle of Dorset White and some Dorset Knobs to place upon it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"under the sofa?
Already checked!
it's down the back of it I tell you down the back of it .........
I'd never dare put cheese down your back Minxie!! Who do you take me for? "
Oooh I dunno... I reckon Minxie would be quite partial to a bit of melted Rebluchon cascading over her....
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"...find my cheese board. I have opened all the cupboards in the house and it is nowhere to be found. I had some of the brie and blue cheese on toasted baguette last night ffs!!
A French person without cheese is like a French kiss without tongue...it does not bear thingking about...!
are you sure you didnt put it under the grill when toasting the baguette
could be debris
Please help me locate it (be nice )"
check under the grill to see if you left it in when you toasted your baguette
might only be debrie left though |
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"Have you been on a picnic lately? It could be languishing in a field 'somewhere in Derbyshire... or even deepest, darkest Dorrrrr-settttt (moy luvverrrrr! As they say down ther...)
I have vision of FrenchBambi on her bike with a cheeseboard strapped to her back. It will have come off going around the roundabout at Dorchester.
... and a group of Dorrrrrrset 'old guys' all gathered around it at the local pub wondering if it's some magical implement which fell to earth....
No, they'd have a truckle of Dorset White and some Dorset Knobs to place upon it."
Yes, well there ain't a lot else to do down there apart from put your Dorset Knobs together, is there....
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"Have you been on a picnic lately? It could be languishing in a field 'somewhere in Derbyshire... or even deepest, darkest Dorrrrr-settttt (moy luvverrrrr! As they say down ther...)
I have vision of FrenchBambi on her bike with a cheeseboard strapped to her back. It will have come off going around the roundabout at Dorchester.
... and a group of Dorrrrrrset 'old guys' all gathered around it at the local pub wondering if it's some magical implement which fell to earth....
No, they'd have a truckle of Dorset White and some Dorset Knobs to place upon it.
Yes, well there ain't a lot else to do down there apart from put your Dorset Knobs together, is there....
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Oi! There me to do down there so... |
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"throw all the mens crusty underwear that you keep as trophys out into the garden and then your nose wont be mislead and it might lead you to your cheeseboard
Ewwww Sam! Really? "
no not really a moment of madness grabbed me and then i was timed out on deleting it ! x |
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"throw all the mens crusty underwear that you keep as trophys out into the garden and then your nose wont be mislead and it might lead you to your cheeseboard
Ewwww Sam! Really?
no not really a moment of madness grabbed me and then i was timed out on deleting it ! x"
a likely story... |
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"throw all the mens crusty underwear that you keep as trophys out into the garden and then your nose wont be mislead and it might lead you to your cheeseboard
Ewwww Sam! Really?
no not really a moment of madness grabbed me and then i was timed out on deleting it ! x"
You had me worried there for a moment! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Did you leave it in the dishwasher, ,, mine eats tea spoons,, I think its in cahoots with the washing machine it collects my socks,,, |
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"Did you leave it in the dishwasher, ,, mine eats tea spoons,, I think its in cahoots with the washing machine it collects my socks,,, "
I Founf it! Panic over!!! Dishwasher yayayayayaya!! Must have eaten all the cheese xx
Merci a tous for your help! You have been brilliant!
Steve..a bj for you my love xx
Off to Chams for MMMMF |
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"Did you leave it in the dishwasher, ,, mine eats tea spoons,, I think its in cahoots with the washing machine it collects my socks,,,
I Founf it! Panic over!!! Dishwasher yayayayayaya!! Must have eaten all the cheese xx
Merci a tous for your help! You have been brilliant!
Steve..a bj for you my love xx
Off to Chams for MMMMF "
For gawds sake froggydisneyfawn - surely ya bothered to look in the dishwasher BEFORE u got us lot hunting high/low for it! Pft! Ya so careless wiv things lol |
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