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over a year ago
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Time for a little story..
I had a work collegue who bought himself a Kenwood food processor from Argos or somewhere like that. He got the enormous box back and dumped it in the middle of the front room. He then sat down with the box and writhed out the polystyrene packaging, instructions, machine and the bags of blades etc.
Then someone rang the door bell so he shot up to answer the door and stood on one of the slicing blades and sliced into the bottom of his heel. 
He told us of his story when he came into work on crutches and all bandaged up. He was a particularly accident prone person so not out of the ordinary for him.
Rob |
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"Time for a little story..
I had a work collegue who bought himself a Kenwood food processor from Argos or somewhere like that. He got the enormous box back and dumped it in the middle of the front room. He then sat down with the box and writhed out the polystyrene packaging, instructions, machine and the bags of blades etc.
Then someone rang the door bell so he shot up to answer the door and stood on one of the slicing blades and sliced into the bottom of his heel.
He told us of his story when he came into work on crutches and all bandaged up. He was a particularly accident prone person so not out of the ordinary for him.
Rob"
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Animal mess ... not that I have animals but have heard this has happened "
I did this as a kid! Walked into the kitchen without a light on a night and the dog had an 'upset tummy' shall we say and it squelched between my toes! Eurgh! (insert green face smiley here!) |
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over a year ago
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"Any small kids toy, they all have sharp edges. I hate sand. Can't stand it getting everywhere.
not forgetting the condom in chams! Eeeesh "
That goes without saying. Yuk |
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"It's not a painful thing but I hate standing on water in a bathroom. I know it's just water but a bit of my mind thinks it could be wee lol "
I did this Saturday night in a club, but knew it was pee, as it was all around the loo and the sink was outside. I freaked out!  |
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"It's not a painful thing but I hate standing on water in a bathroom. I know it's just water but a bit of my mind thinks it could be wee lol
I did this Saturday night in a club, but knew it was pee, as it was all around the loo and the sink was outside. I freaked out! "
Omg that just made me gip!!!!!bleurgh |
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over a year ago
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was on a long haul flight and had taken my shoes off. decided to go the toilet but didnt think the whole shoe situation through.........until i got into the toilet!!! yuck!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gloss paint!
Once ruined a brand new carpet and sadly there was no denying it was me as the ex had tiny feet and the foot prints were a bit of a giveaway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pool of you own piss while standing in front of all your classmates who are laughing and pointing and saying cruel things about you…
Ahem couch–cough ,,,,, not that, that ever happened to me you understand…
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By (user no longer on site)
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A stone fish.....or failing that a small childs foot- bloody drama queen didn't shut up for ages- i'm only 13st with big boots on- don't creep up behind me if you're gonna make an issue of it  |
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"A stone fish.....or failing that a small childs foot- bloody drama queen didn't shut up for ages- i'm only 13st with big boots on- don't creep up behind me if you're gonna make an issue of it "
*Puts out an ad for a 200 stone giant to step on Meaty's foot. See how you bloody like it!
My cat has a new game, run in front of me constantly in an effort to gain attention. Not sure "get out of the sodding way you stupid animal" is quite what she wants.  |
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"A stone fish.....or failing that a small childs foot- bloody drama queen didn't shut up for ages- i'm only 13st with big boots on- don't creep up behind me if you're gonna make an issue of it
*Puts out an ad for a 200 stone giant to step on Meaty's foot. See how you bloody like it!
My cat has a new game, run in front of me constantly in an effort to gain attention. Not sure "get out of the sodding way you stupid animal" is quite what she wants. "
So its alright to punish me for a clumsy ass kid getting itself trod on- now you want to abuse that gorgeous little pussy of yours too?  |
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Belts (the buckle, when the prong bit is sticking up). That hurts.
But yeah plugs are the main ones for me, I tend to just rip them out the wall and leave them lying around... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A stone fish.....or failing that a small childs foot- bloody drama queen didn't shut up for ages- i'm only 13st with big boots on- don't creep up behind me if you're gonna make an issue of it
*Puts out an ad for a 200 stone giant to step on Meaty's foot. See how you bloody like it!
My cat has a new game, run in front of me constantly in an effort to gain attention. Not sure "get out of the sodding way you stupid animal" is quite what she wants.
So its alright to punish me for a clumsy ass kid getting itself trod on- now you want to abuse that gorgeous little pussy of yours too? "
You were once a "clumsy ass kid" a little empathy wouldn't go amiss
I certainly don't abuse my pussy! She's very well loved and cared for |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A stone fish.....or failing that a small childs foot- bloody drama queen didn't shut up for ages- i'm only 13st with big boots on- don't creep up behind me if you're gonna make an issue of it
*Puts out an ad for a 200 stone giant to step on Meaty's foot. See how you bloody like it!
My cat has a new game, run in front of me constantly in an effort to gain attention. Not sure "get out of the sodding way you stupid animal" is quite what she wants.
So its alright to punish me for a clumsy ass kid getting itself trod on- now you want to abuse that gorgeous little pussy of yours too?
You were once a "clumsy ass kid" a little empathy wouldn't go amiss
I certainly don't abuse my pussy! She's very well loved and cared for "
I'm a clumsy ass adult, which is a good reason for people to keep their offspring away from my feet
Now, when can I come and stroke that lovely soft pussy of yours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A stone fish.....or failing that a small childs foot- bloody drama queen didn't shut up for ages- i'm only 13st with big boots on- don't creep up behind me if you're gonna make an issue of it
*Puts out an ad for a 200 stone giant to step on Meaty's foot. See how you bloody like it!
My cat has a new game, run in front of me constantly in an effort to gain attention. Not sure "get out of the sodding way you stupid animal" is quite what she wants.
So its alright to punish me for a clumsy ass kid getting itself trod on- now you want to abuse that gorgeous little pussy of yours too?
You were once a "clumsy ass kid" a little empathy wouldn't go amiss
I certainly don't abuse my pussy! She's very well loved and cared for
I'm a clumsy ass adult, which is a good reason for people to keep their offspring away from my feet
Now, when can I come and stroke that lovely soft pussy of yours? "
When you've finished the en-suite |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A stone fish.....or failing that a small childs foot- bloody drama queen didn't shut up for ages- i'm only 13st with big boots on- don't creep up behind me if you're gonna make an issue of it
*Puts out an ad for a 200 stone giant to step on Meaty's foot. See how you bloody like it!
My cat has a new game, run in front of me constantly in an effort to gain attention. Not sure "get out of the sodding way you stupid animal" is quite what she wants.
So its alright to punish me for a clumsy ass kid getting itself trod on- now you want to abuse that gorgeous little pussy of yours too?
You were once a "clumsy ass kid" a little empathy wouldn't go amiss
I certainly don't abuse my pussy! She's very well loved and cared for
I'm a clumsy ass adult, which is a good reason for people to keep their offspring away from my feet
Now, when can I come and stroke that lovely soft pussy of yours?
When you've finished the en-suite "
Define 'finished' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A landmine.
Has Leicester really gotten that rough?
Donno but are you in the on the face pic thread "
Have you seen me post on one of the gazillion threads?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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fin·ished
Adjective
1.(of an action, activity, or piece of work) Having been completed or ended.
2.(of a person) Having completed or ended an action or activity: "they'll be finished here in an hour".
Or in your case.. 3 months
Back to the topic. I just stood on an ants nest while putting washing out.. I wonder if the neighbours saw my erratic bouncing around.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've stood on a slug before, whilst wearing socks. I nearly hurled.
I've also stood, barefoot, in my own vomit. That was a great night out, from what little I can remember of it. |
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