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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

....fat ....ugly ....stupid

Do you remember those jokes at school?! Trying to come up with the best one.

Yo mamma is so fat they have to take an aerial photo to get her all in.

Ok that was lame. Sure you can do better?

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

yo mamma is so fat that when she sits round the house .. she sits round the house

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yo mamma so fat her ass got its own postcode

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo mamma is so fat she sat on an I pod and turned it into an I pad

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By *atcockleedsMan  over a year ago

leeds

Yo momma so fat when she cuts herself gravy comes out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo mamma is so old she farts dust

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo mamma so fat she uses a sheep for a tampon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo mamma so fat she needs the equator for a belt

Yo mamma so fat I need flour to find her wet patch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When she passes the tv...you miss 5 minutes of the programme

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo mama is so ugly that she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To mamma is so fat she needs a paint roller to apply her lipstick

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By *atcockleedsMan  over a year ago

leeds

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My fave .....yo mamma is so fat that when she falls downstairs it sounds like beginning of eastenders

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You mamma so fat they stamped wide load on her arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo mamma so ugly cillit wouldn't bang her.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan  over a year ago

Bradford

oh it feels like being in the trade channel on wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"oh it feels like being in the trade channel on wow

"

What?

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By *rnycpl2705Couple  over a year ago

Killin

Your mama so fat that when ur dad climbs on top he burns his ass on the light bulb

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By *rnycpl2705Couple  over a year ago

Killin

Ur mama so fat she got her own gravity field

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You mamma so thin you couldn't hit her with a hand full of rice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

She's not fat, she's just big boned.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yo momma is so fat her school photo was aerial picture

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yo momma is so fat her school photo was aerial picture

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a book with a load of these, when my son has buggered off out, will post a load

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your mammas so fat her blood type is ragou

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your mammas so fat she has more chins then Chinatown

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your mum is so stupid she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job

Your mum is so stupid she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo mamma smells so bad she makes onions cry...

Yo mamma is so fat she uses a boomerang to put her belt on....

Yo mamma is so fat when she goes to the cinema she sits next to EVERYBODY !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo mamma is so stupid she failed a survey !!

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By * Jay69Man  over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"Your mum is so stupid she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job

Your mum is so stupid she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close..."

Always puzzled me, 7/11 stores opening 24 hours

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By *ussiesCouple  over a year ago

gwent

Yo mamma is so fat, your dad fitted wing mirrors to her hips, so she could reverse into the toilet

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By *ussiesCouple  over a year ago

gwent

Yo mamma is so ugly, because when she was a baby, your fat grandmother fed her with a sling shot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yo mamma so ugly when she a baby i had to tie a bone round her neck to get the puppy to play with her

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By *neplusserMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Your momma is so skinny she has to run through a shower to get wet

Your momma is so fat when she went parachuting she fell straight to hell

Your momma is like a tv...even a 5 year old can turn her on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo momma is so fat when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo momma's so old, her NI number is 1.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo mamma is so beautiful, kind and wise that I have nothing but the greatest of respects for her.

Wait did I do this right? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scales it said to be continued

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"yo mama so fat, when she went to school she sat next to EVERYBODY"

"yo mama so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck"

"yo mama so fat, when I punched her in the face, a pork chop fell out her ass"

"yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo mamma so fat she has a smart car with a crane attached

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo momma is so fat she plays pool with da planets

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4n0F9R90F0

Word!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo momma so fat, when she walked past my house, I lost 4 days of sunlight!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your mommas so stupid she got locked in asda and starved to death

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo mommas so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch a 1 hour documentary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yo mamma has a bigger cock than you !!

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By *onzo888100Man  over a year ago

Bangor

Yo mama's so fat when she comes into a room, she sits next to EVERYBODY!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow what a find

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