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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was beginning to think I was the only one dancing here ...
its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.....its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A-A.....    "
Nooo anything but that song |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was beginning to think I was the only one dancing here ...
its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.....its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A-A.....
That's not quite how the minions sing it."
I free-style everything.... |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Get the party started
what music are you playing? Z
Currently taking requests but I have some 80's going on..l 
ah - you can't beat some good 80's music - turn it up a bit! Z"
It's turned up for you Zoe |
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"Get the party started
what music are you playing? Z
Currently taking requests but I have some 80's going on..l
ah - you can't beat some good 80's music - turn it up a bit! Z
It's turned up for you Zoe "
Ta!!!! Loving the party! Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not coming, I'm sitting in the corner sulking cause you thought it was funny that I thought Alisha Dixon was Melanie sykes "
How can you get the two mixed up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes it is .. are you from the smiley man police by any chance"
Afraid not, it was just an observation.
I'll let them know you are looking for them though if I ever come across them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes it is .. are you from the smiley man police by any chance
Afraid not, it was just an observation.
I'll let them know you are looking for them though if I ever come across them."
excellent observation that man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a good party until the police come knocking
Excuse me, we've had a complaint....  "
Seeeeee .. I told you 
I used too many smiley men .. I promise not to sometimes maybe do it again |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"I am stuck at home with three teenage girls
Can I sneak out and some and join the party? Oh please. ....."
I as only joking when I said there had been a complaint about the noise  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone has lost their knickers "
I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen 
Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone has lost their knickers
I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen
Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place "
Not for much longer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone has lost their knickers
I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen
Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place Not for much longer "
The only lady with sleeves in her knickers for extra security |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone has lost their knickers
I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen
Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place Not for much longer
The only lady with sleeves in her knickers for extra security "
How would you know, you've never seen my knickers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone has lost their knickers
I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen
Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place Not for much longer
The only lady with sleeves in her knickers for extra security "
Pmsl |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
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"Someone has lost their knickers
I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen
Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place Not for much longer
The only lady with sleeves in her knickers for extra security Pmsl "
Not the dreaded reinforced wrist trappers?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone has lost their knickers
I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen
Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place Not for much longer
The only lady with sleeves in her knickers for extra security Pmsl
Not the dreaded reinforced wrist trappers? "
Ahem! Are you suggesting my underwear needs to trap hands?? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone has lost their knickers
I think I saw some hanging from the light fitting in the kitchen
Not mine though.. still have my bridgets firmly in place Not for much longer
The only lady with sleeves in her knickers for extra security Pmsl
Not the dreaded reinforced wrist trappers?
Ahem! Are you suggesting my underwear needs to trap hands??
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Its one way to get them in to the cellar |
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"I am stuck at home with three teenage girls
Can I sneak out and some and join the party? Oh please. .....
I as only joking when I said there had been a complaint about the noise "
Shame! I was looking forward to being habdcuffed by two hunky men in uniform with big truncheons!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am stuck at home with three teenage girls
Can I sneak out and some and join the party? Oh please. .....
I as only joking when I said there had been a complaint about the noise "
Phew... We woz all worried, cuz you is scarey....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are no parties in any chat rooms
No one wants to see my party piece
we've all seen it- it has its own YouPorn channel "
Will you hush .....its not me |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Turn down the fuckin noise or I'm calling the police.
Don't you know some of us have to get up in the morning, inconsiderate shits."
The policeman cock I am sitting on right now says don't be a party pooper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turn down the fuckin noise or I'm calling the police.
Don't you know some of us have to get up in the morning, inconsiderate shits.
The policeman cock I am sitting on right now says don't be a party pooper "
I'll phone his wife then. |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Turn down the fuckin noise or I'm calling the police.
Don't you know some of us have to get up in the morning, inconsiderate shits.
The policeman cock I am sitting on right now says don't be a party pooper "
I think you'll find that's his truncheon! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Turn down the fuckin noise or I'm calling the police.
Don't you know some of us have to get up in the morning, inconsiderate shits.
The policeman cock I am sitting on right now says don't be a party pooper
I'll phone his wife then. "
Oh spoil sport |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging "
My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging
My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well "
I have noticed a few rather arresting WPC's recently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging
My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well
I have noticed a few rather arresting
WPC's recently "
Strange thing was that we never did the uniform and cuffs thingy -  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging
My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well
I have noticed a few rather arresting
WPC's recently
Strange thing was that we never did the uniform and cuffs thingy - "
Uniform wouldn't be a big thing- back of a patrol car though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging
My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well
I have noticed a few rather arresting
WPC's recently
Strange thing was that we never did the uniform and cuffs thingy -
Uniform wouldn't be a big thing- back of a patrol car though... "
Damn I should have suggested - and she passed her persuit driver test |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging
My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well
I have noticed a few rather arresting
WPC's recently
Strange thing was that we never did the uniform and cuffs thingy -
Uniform wouldn't be a big thing- back of a patrol car though...
Damn I should have suggested - and she passed her persuit driver test "
Send me her number- i'll suggest it to her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've handcuffed the WPC to the radiator and have read her her rights- the main one being she has the right to a damn good shagging
My last serious relationship from another swinger site - she's a copper as well
I have noticed a few rather arresting
WPC's recently
Strange thing was that we never did the uniform and cuffs thingy -
Uniform wouldn't be a big thing- back of a patrol car though...
Damn I should have suggested - and she passed her persuit driver test
Send me her number- i'll suggest it to her "
She probably call |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?
I like mine coherent and capable
Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?
I like mine coherent and capable
Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on "
I did suggest Joy Division earlier- but i'm still waiting |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
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"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?
I like mine coherent and capable
Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on "
Do you mean slip another CD on the slippery nipple - cos they keep coming off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?
I like mine coherent and capable
Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on
What do you fancy? "
Can't beat a bit of Abba! .. that'll please the boys!
ohhhhhhh you can dance, you can jiveeeee.. having the time of your lifeee.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?
I like mine coherent and capable
Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on "
I'm drinking hot chocolate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?
I like mine coherent and capable
Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming on
What do you fancy?
Can't beat a bit of Abba! .. that'll please the boys!
ohhhhhhh you can dance, you can jiveeeee.. having the time of your lifeee.."
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Ummmmmmm and what am I supposed to do with a pissed bloke?
I like mine coherent and capable
Can someone stick another cd on please? Feel a bit of a dance coming
What do you fancy?
Can't beat a bit of Abba! .. that'll please the boys!
ohhhhhhh you can dance, you can jiveeeee.. having the time of your lifeee.."
Oh Abba....Waterloo |
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