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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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* Men are biologically incapable of letting a women light a barbecue.
* Women do not replace tops on jars and tubes. Men put them on so tightly that they cannot be removed at all.
* Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: eg drink a cup of coffee. In the same time a single-tasking women can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organise the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de-flea the cat. Women have not yet realised this is an evolutionary disadvantage.
* A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large gadget collection.
* Exactly the same haircut will cost £30 more for a woman than it will for a man.
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* Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: eg drink a cup of coffee. In the same time a single-tasking women can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organise the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de-flea the cat.
* A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large gadget collection.
your views?????"
I do like the way you think, are you available for 3 or 4 hours twice a week????
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not for the cleaning/multitasking, I just wanna shag ya   |
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* Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: eg drink a cup of coffee. In the same time a single-tasking women can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organise the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de-flea the cat.
* A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large gadget collection.
your views?????
I do like the way you think, are you available for 3 or 4 hours twice a week????
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not for the cleaning/multitasking, I just wanna shag ya "
haha looks like yer talking to yer hand again  |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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* Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: eg drink a cup of coffee. In the same time a single-tasking women can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organise the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de-flea the cat.
* A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large gadget collection.
your views?????
I do like the way you think, are you available for 3 or 4 hours twice a week????
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not for the cleaning/multitasking, I just wanna shag ya "
thats rather forward of you plums!!!!! quite honestly im shocked!!!! lol |
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* Single-tasking men do one thing well at a time: eg drink a cup of coffee. In the same time a single-tasking women can make breakfast, make the children's sandwiches, organise the window cleaner, phone the office, dress the children, write shopping list, iron a shirt and de-flea the cat.
* A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large gadget collection.
your views?????
I do like the way you think, are you available for 3 or 4 hours twice a week????
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not for the cleaning/multitasking, I just wanna shag ya thats rather forward of you plums!!!!! quite honestly im shocked!!!! lol "
I was attempting to portray a "typical" male reply in responce to your eloquent verbiage in the above post, if this has caused shock,offence,revulsion even in the most miniscule manner then I throw myself on your gratious mercy, and offer an unconditional and complete apology from the heart of my bottom |
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