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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?"
Is there any 2 for 1 offers or any buy 2 get 1 free promotions on the go?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want you Lickety. I need your common sense, humour and confidence. Oh and that body popping thing you do.
I know I can't afford you even in the sales though.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I want you Lickety. I need your common sense, humour and confidence. Oh and that body popping thing you do.
I know I can't afford you even in the sales though. "
We're all for sale sweetie. I could be left at the end on the practically giving it away rail. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?
Just checking, what's the returns policy?"
Usual sale of goods act. You can get a refund or replacement for faulty goods. No buying, wearing the item out and trying to return it though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?
Just checking, what's the returns policy?
Usual sale of goods act. You can get a refund or replacement for faulty goods. No buying, wearing the item out and trying to return it though."
Oh, in that case, hmmmmm. Maybe foxy minx |
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"I would like to buy Ryan so that I can keep him in a cage and let him out when I need entertaining
If he's being fed by Femme he may not be able to get out of the cage."
I will keep poking him through bars until I think he's fat enough then into the big pot he goes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to buy Ryan so that I can keep him in a cage and let him out when I need entertaining
If he's being fed by Femme he may not be able to get out of the cage.I will keep poking him through bars until I think he's fat enough then into the big pot he goes"
I'll have his leftover donuts. I'll give them a wipe first though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just checked my glove box for 'parking money' !
Who would I get for £7.52 and a free coffee card from Cafe Nero?  "
I'll take the £7.52 - you can use the coffee to keep yourself going through the night  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I would like to buy Ryan so that I can keep him in a cage and let him out when I need entertaining
If he's being fed by Femme he may not be able to get out of the cage.I will keep poking him through bars until I think he's fat enough then into the big pot he goes"
Please not the bunny pot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?
Just checking, what's the returns policy?
Usual sale of goods act. You can get a refund or replacement for faulty goods. No buying, wearing the item out and trying to return it though."
Here I was filling my trolley and now you say we can't wear them out?!
Off to put them all back on the shelves....
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"I would like to buy Ryan so that I can keep him in a cage and let him out when I need entertaining
If he's being fed by Femme he may not be able to get out of the cage.I will keep poking him through bars until I think he's fat enough then into the big pot he goes
Please not the bunny pot "
stick a few carrots and onions in with you, I'm sure you would make a tasty meal |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?
Just checking, what's the returns policy?
Usual sale of goods act. You can get a refund or replacement for faulty goods. No buying, wearing the item out and trying to return it though.
Here I was filling my trolley and now you say we can't wear them out?!
Off to put them all back on the shelves....
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You can wear them out but there's no returns for soiled, used and worn out items. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I would like to buy Ryan so that I can keep him in a cage and let him out when I need entertaining
If he's being fed by Femme he may not be able to get out of the cage.I will keep poking him through bars until I think he's fat enough then into the big pot he goes
I'll have his leftover donuts. I'll give them a wipe first though. "
Ewwww |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I'll have ChyllyPhylly and CuteContadiction please, I'm liking some of these new bloods in the forum...oh and if its BOGOF, I'll have MysteriousGuy and BrightonSteve from the old-timers |
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"I'll have ChyllyPhylly and CuteContadiction please, I'm liking some of these new bloods in the forum...oh and if its BOGOF, I'll have MysteriousGuy and BrightonSteve from the old-timers "
Old timer?!?! You mean classic |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I'll have ChyllyPhylly and CuteContadiction please, I'm liking some of these new bloods in the forum...oh and if its BOGOF, I'll have MysteriousGuy and BrightonSteve from the old-timers
Old timer?!?! You mean classic "
But of course...#deluded  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still on the shelf lol
Will keep you company lol
I'm not quite sure where I am! The returns policy has already been referred to......  "
Join us on the shelf  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I'm still on the shelf lol
Will keep you company lol
I'm not quite sure where I am! The returns policy has already been referred to......
Shurrup and hop in the delivery truck "
I'm in! Now step on it  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Right im getting in there before others do
Im taking Studmcmuffin, Ridemythang, Saltedcrinkle & James Tora
Bloody 'ell its like Supermarket Sweep "
While stocks last and all that... |
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"All Fab Forumites are reduced in price and in the sale. Who do you buy and why?
I would buy you Lickety, and even pay extra, just for the hat mind
The hat doesn't have a mind. "
It's what's in your mind that counts though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right im getting in there before others do
Im taking Studmcmuffin, Ridemythang, Saltedcrinkle & James Tora
Bloody 'ell its like Supermarket Sweep "
if everyones for grabs im going in for a bargain.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hey if you buy me, i can photoshop myself to be anyone else you might want me to be
or if we end up on an island,, just kill me and the food supply will last a while. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I'm still for sale. Hardly surprising considering my bad back I'm not use to anyone at the mo lol x
I'll buy ya. How much are you going for ?
Free. Just need feeding now and then x "
Ok I'm feeding Wendy burgers. I can stretch to another mouth no pun intended |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I may need marking down again
I may have to try that soon too 
What are you reduced to?"
Packet of kettle chips and a good rub down - full body of course |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Think I may need marking down again
I may have to try that soon too
What are you reduced to?
Packet of kettle chips and a good rub down - full body of course "
Come on board then. Room for one more. You have to share the kettles though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I may need marking down again
I may have to try that soon too
What are you reduced to?
Packet of kettle chips and a good rub down - full body of course
Come on board then. Room for one more. You have to share the kettles though. "
Sure thing Boss!
I may be too distracted from the rub down anyway to want them . . . |
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I am very damaged goods unfortunately......someone has shoved me in the back store cupboard. And what's worse is the light doesn't work and every time someone comes in I keep getting kicked.....I feel like bagpuss. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am very damaged goods unfortunately......someone has shoved me in the back store cupboard. And what's worse is the light doesn't work and every time someone comes in I keep getting kicked.....I feel like bagpuss. "
Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss
Old Fat Furry Catpuss
Wake up and look at this thing that I bring
Wake up, be bright, be golden and light
Bagpuss, oh hear what I sing
I'll take you home and help you fill some of those saggy, loose at the seams bits. |
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"I am very damaged goods unfortunately......someone has shoved me in the back store cupboard. And what's worse is the light doesn't work and every time someone comes in I keep getting kicked.....I feel like bagpuss.
Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss
Old Fat Furry Catpuss
Wake up and look at this thing that I bring
Wake up, be bright, be golden and light
Bagpuss, oh hear what I sing
I'll take you home and help you fill some of those saggy, loose at the seams bits."
There once was a little girl called Emily..... |
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"im not leaving without kissing kelly
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no one has bought me though
I'll buy you...got to figure out what I'm going to do with you .now lol x"
the traditional use for a man was holding a skein of wool between his hands so his lady could wind up a ball of wool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im not leaving without kissing kelly
m
no one has bought me though
I'll buy you...got to figure out what I'm going to do with you .now lol x
the traditional use for a man was holding a skein of wool between his hands so his lady could wind up a ball of wool "
Do I look like I knit lol xx |
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