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When I become Dark Overlord of the UK, I need some new laws.
Any suggestions?
My first one would be.... It will be legal to punch those "charity fundraisers", (not to be confused with proper ones), full on in the face if they keep asking you every time you walk past them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The chill the F out law!
"My first one would be.... It will be legal to punch those "charity fundraisers", (not to be confused with proper ones), full on in the face if they keep asking you every time you walk past them."
they're trying to do something good in the world and have to put up with a thousand people ignoring them for doing so. They're normally chosen as the far too happy and smiley sort too! Punch them for that yeah but not for trying to do something for those worse off than yourself.
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over a year ago
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I would like a cinema law that if you create any noise that involves bodily functions, food wrappers or technology your publically flogged outside.
With a bylaw of young people under 18 years of age not permitted in cinemas after 6pm.
And finally a bylaw stating that if a cinema is almost empty you must sit as far away from the others in the cinema already seated. NOT ON THEIR FECKIN LAPS!! |
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over a year ago
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No one under the age of twenty one should be allowed to own a dog. When you do want a dog there should be a home check first to see if your home is suitable for the dog size you want. All dogs then should have a sample on DNA taken so that any dog shit found on the pavement would tell you where that dog lives and appropriate action can be taken. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I often dream about this.
One law I would like to introduce is for political parties to be legally bound to their party manifestos, so they can be prosecuted should they not adhere to the very policies that helped them get into power.
That is kind of moot though, if you are already in charge.
The first thing I would personally do it re-nationalise the railways and possibly take back anything that essential to living and make it state run (water, energy etc).
Another thing I would do (this may be controversial) is to phone America and tell them I want Bush in my office first thing in the morning. He and Blair would then be put on trial for war crimes. |
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"No one under the age of twenty one should be allowed to own a dog. When you do want a dog there should be a home check first to see if your home is suitable for the dog size you want. All dogs then should have a sample on DNA taken so that any dog shit found on the pavement would tell you where that dog lives and appropriate action can be taken. "
I would extend that to cats as well. Far too many roaming around attacking wild birds and shitting in my garden. |
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"I would like a cinema law that if you create any noise that involves bodily functions, food wrappers or technology your publically flogged outside.
With a bylaw of young people under 18 years of age not permitted in cinemas after 6pm.
And finally a bylaw stating that if a cinema is almost empty you must sit as far away from the others in the cinema already seated. NOT ON THEIR FECKIN LAPS!! "
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"Four day week!
Three surely, I want the weekend to be longer than the week!"
I was trying not to push my luck and Fridays usually aren't bad. I could be persuaded to rip Tuesdays right out of the week though! I hate Tuesdays! |
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"No one under the age of twenty one should be allowed to own a dog. When you do want a dog there should be a home check first to see if your home is suitable for the dog size you want. All dogs then should have a sample on DNA taken so that any dog shit found on the pavement would tell you where that dog lives and appropriate action can be taken.
I would extend that to cats as well. Far too many roaming around attacking wild birds and shitting in my garden."
We have a neighbour with 4 cats who all think our garden is their property.!!! |
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All MPs will be on a pay by performance contract, if we think they're doing fuck all that's what they should get paid.
Capital punishment brought back and the cane in schools,
All proven rapists should be hung by the bollocks |
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"Four day week!
Three surely, I want the weekend to be longer than the week!
I was trying not to push my luck and Fridays usually aren't bad. I could be persuaded to rip Tuesdays right out of the week though! I hate Tuesdays! "
Totally agree on Tuesdays, Mondays are usually ok funnily enough but disagree on Fridays, supposed to be the easiest day of the week and for me always turn out to be the worst, oh and i always push my luck!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often dream about this.
One law I would like to introduce is for political parties to be legally bound to their party manifestos, so they can be prosecuted should they not adhere to the very policies that helped them get into power.
That is kind of moot though, if you are already in charge.
The first thing I would personally do it re-nationalise the railways and possibly take back anything that essential to living and make it state run (water, energy etc).
Another thing I would do (this may be controversial) is to phone America and tell them I want Bush in my office first thing in the morning. He and Blair would then be put on trial for war crimes."
Would love some 'bush' in my office!  |
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"The Dark Overlord must be brought to justice & tried for his many crimes (inc. punching people full in the face) and a New Era of Light, Peace, Love & Power through & in all people shall reign  "
I agree... oh hang on... DEATH TO ALL UNBELIEVERS |
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"The Dark Overlord must be brought to justice & tried for his many crimes (inc. punching people full in the face) and a New Era of Light, Peace, Love & Power through & in all people shall reign
I agree... oh hang on... DEATH TO ALL UNBELIEVERS"
Tut tut there you go again : no compassion, no wisdom. Surely now your time is short ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Check out Mark Thomas : The Peoples Manifesto.
Quite an amusing little read.
"That all mps get the minimum wage for 3yrs and all other sources of income stopped until they realise what life in reak world is like."
There is an alternative.
As MPs recieve vast salaries (AFTER their term as MPs) from actually being an MP, their wages should be a loan they have to pay back; much like a student loan. |
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"I would like a cinema law that if you create any noise that involves bodily functions, food wrappers or technology your publically flogged outside.
With a bylaw of young people under 18 years of age not permitted in cinemas after 6pm.
And finally a bylaw stating that if a cinema is almost empty you must sit as far away from the others in the cinema already seated. NOT ON THEIR FECKIN LAPS!! "
Wouldn't the public flogging just attract BDSM exhibitionists? |
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All MP's must read all the old fecking laws and reduce and re-write every one till they dont overlap and have loopholes
All new laws need to have a reality check on whether they are actually needed and have something similar allready in existence
road fund licence to be re-introduced and fecking used for the roads for gods fecking sake.
rant over till i think of some more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one allowed in shops looking like they are a Eastern block refugee thats had a heavy night on the piss and been dragged through a hedge backward.
Pyjamas, soiled tracckys and flip flops seem to be a common sight among my local supermarkets on a Sunday afternoon!
What happened to our sense of dress in this country? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That for politicians to serve in government they must all be over 60 - have lived enough years with experiences n not look like a bunch of kids (to me) who should have a note from their mother saying they can b out alone! Oh n mental fitness assessment to prove they are not totally barmy  |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
Retirement Village |
Everyone (especially a majority of the numpties in brum) to repeat their driving test every 5 years. If they can't keep in lane, speed, cut-up other drivers or drive like they own the road have them shot!! |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"All MP's must read all the old fecking laws and reduce and re-write every one till they dont overlap and have loopholes
All new laws need to have a reality check on whether they are actually needed and have something similar allready in existence
road fund licence to be re-introduced and fecking used for the roads for gods fecking sake.
rant over till i think of some more "
New laws should have a sunset clause. That's a stated purpose and a time frame.
I.e. If we have a new road safety law and it is supposed to save X lives, after X years it is examined - if it did not work, or had unintended consequences, it's repealed. |
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"All MP's must read all the old fecking laws and reduce and re-write every one till they dont overlap and have loopholes
All new laws need to have a reality check on whether they are actually needed and have something similar allready in existence
road fund licence to be re-introduced and fecking used for the roads for gods fecking sake.
rant over till i think of some more
New laws should have a sunset clause. That's a stated purpose and a time frame.
I.e. If we have a new road safety law and it is supposed to save X lives, after X years it is examined - if it did not work, or had unintended consequences, it's repealed. "
Yep, the smoking ban would be a good place to start.
Is it working? not really, still just as many smokers.
Does it have unintended consequences? Yep, half the local pubs in the country have gone skint. |
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By *EXY50ishWoman
over a year ago
Anywhere and nowhere |
Haven't read all the threads so apologies if its already up there.
Only people who work are allowed to visit banks, post offices, dentists options etc etc at lunch time. FFS if you have nothing to do all day why go to the bank at lunchtime !!!!!
Rant over ( for a little while ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another one should be all the smokers to be banned from moaning about smoking ban which is better for everyones health who for years had to endure the stench and associated health issues.
And fresh air is good for health so why moan about that when having fag outside. |
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