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This is something I really love.
EG..
Fresh fruit and veg.... Well you're not going to say stale fruit and veg.
"You're joking"... Yeap, I told you that Aunt Nelly died just to see the look on your face.
"It's always in the last place you look"... I found it, just going to carry on looking.
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
""You can't have your cake and eat it too"
What's the point of having cake if you aren't going to bloody well eat it??"
The original saying was 'You can't eat your cake and have it too'. Makes more sense that way, so I don't know how it got mangled.
As for the OP, people saying 'is it?' when you comment on the weather etc. No, I said it for a joke.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you fall of that wall and break both your legs dont come running to me !!
Or when you say something to someone and they reply " Really " ??
I often reply with " no i just said it for the hell of it lol !!
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Its not a pointless saying but I love this saying at the moment
"They have seen their arse"  "
That's a very common saying round here only in our accent it'd come out summat like "Chopsy's sin 'er arse ovva that post on't forum" |
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"When going on hoilday. "Are you going somewhere nice" !!?? Nope thought I would go to the worse place I can find! "
lol I used this in a conversation on here tonight with the same anecdote, you've stolen my thunder  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You can't have your cake and eat it too"
What's the point of having cake if you aren't going to bloody well eat it??"
That is strange saying that as someone said that earlier when cake was being offered around to everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person.
My cat has more personality than 90% of the gormless fucktards I encounter every day."
The clue here is human is person cat is animal hence no personality you kind of prove my point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person.
My cat has more personality than 90% of the gormless fucktards I encounter every day.
The clue here is human is person cat is animal hence no personality you kind of prove my point "
Have you ever owned an animal? If you had two cats you'd see they're never the same as each other, one might be really friendly and like playing where as the other might be timid and quiet. Nature or nurture? I'd say a bit of both just like humans! A lot of animals have feelings! If my dogs been naughty I tell her off and she sulks. That my friend is personality?  |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person.
My cat has more personality than 90% of the gormless fucktards I encounter every day.
The clue here is human is person cat is animal hence no personality you kind of prove my point
Ask a farmer with a small/medium herd of cows. All have names and he knows which is which and who is placid or feisty etc.
Have you ever owned an animal? If you had two cats you'd see they're never the same as each other, one might be really friendly and like playing where as the other might be timid and quiet. Nature or nurture? I'd say a bit of both just like humans! A lot of animals have feelings! If my dogs been naughty I tell her off and she sulks. That my friend is personality? "
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
Shouldn't teach your grandmother to suck eggs.
Good advice, she's been dead about 35 years so I guess it would be hard going.
(No grandparents were hurt or mistreated in the making of this post). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person.
My cat has more personality than 90% of the gormless fucktards I encounter every day.
The clue here is human is person cat is animal hence no personality you kind of prove my point . Well said
Have you ever owned an animal? If you had two cats you'd see they're never the same as each other, one might be really friendly and like playing where as the other might be timid and quiet. Nature or nurture? I'd say a bit of both just like humans! A lot of animals have feelings! If my dogs been naughty I tell her off and she sulks. That my friend is personality? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I HATE
Sentences littered with 'basically'
AND
'I turned round and said '
N folks who write veris that begin with
'Well what can I say.... ' n yet still manage to find things to say! Grrrrr
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"Mad as a box of frogs...what's that about  "
depending on size of said box and number of frogs id say ten frogs in a shoe box would be a little mad or at least slightly annoyed ...........only a hypothesis not actual test results  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"This is something I really love.
EG..
Fresh fruit and veg.... Well you're not going to say stale fruit and veg.
"You're joking"... Yeap, I told you that Aunt Nelly died just to see the look on your face.
"It's always in the last place you look"... I found it, just going to carry on looking.
What's yours?"
If you fall and break your leg don't come running to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happy as Larry" - Who the feck is Larry?
"Have a Nice day" - I will if I slap you in the face with a wet kipper
"she's was like...he was like...I was like" - Overuse of the word like...such American dribble.
"Bang tidy"
Are you referring to your pussy? If so let me have a peek as I will be the judge of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"follow me I'm right behind you"
"who's coat is that jacket"
"see those 2 houses over there, mines the one in the middle"
"half tidy"
"bang tidy"
"half soaked"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Upon being late in as a kid my mum would say.... do u know what time it is?
Or..... do you want a slap?
Or.... well go to the foot of our stairs?
Or... who do you think u r?
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By *at2Couple
over a year ago
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"My pet has great personality. Has it fuck its animal not person.
My cat has more personality than 90% of the gormless fucktards I encounter every day.
The clue here is human is person cat is animal hence no personality you kind of prove my point
Have you ever owned an animal? If you had two cats you'd see they're never the same as each other, one might be really friendly and like playing where as the other might be timid and quiet. Nature or nurture? I'd say a bit of both just like humans! A lot of animals have feelings! If my dogs been naughty I tell her off and she sulks. That my friend is personality? "
the word person/personality comes form the Latin word persona which in legal terms means off the man/women ie Joe Bloggs the man has the persona of MR J BLOGGS and is a legal contract of the man/women to the person when registered at birth giving ownership of you and binding you lawfully to the UK plc if you were born in the uk so an animal can not have a personality as it is not a persona of either a man or women hope this has cleared this up lol |
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By *at2Couple
over a year ago
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All ways wondered what burning the candle at both ends meant then learnt it was burning the candle at both ends of the day so when someone who is said to be doing so is out till dark and not up till dark |
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"All ways wondered what burning the candle at both ends meant then learnt it was burning the candle at both ends of the day so when someone who is said to be doing so is out till dark and not up till dark "
Never knew that one....assumed possibly like yourself that it was burning both ends of the candle....which is complete nonsense really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"at the end of the day......................... Z
I hate when people say this!
This is the most used phrase on jeremy kyle
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Jeremy Kyle is the phrase that makes my blood boil.
At the end of the day, and no offence but like actually, literally, basically the man is bottom feeding detritus, innit bruv. Lol,  . Or most like not. |
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