 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Aw hope it all went well and you'll be up and about soon x
Sex on the beach - send me some of that sun please. I've got a day off and I've had no sun at all  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
There once was fat man from Cosham
Who took out his bollocks to wash em.
His wife said jack
If you don't put them back
I'll stamp on the bastards and squash em.
Speedy recovery  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers, "I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?"
Her husband whispers back, "Well, for starters, you can put a new battery in your hearing aid." |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Hey Cheer up Hot Lady
Just remember ever day will be a better one. You will have your ups and downs but try to keep some perspective.
Hope it continues on the up and Keep on keeping on
You should come to Bristol for a weekends Recuperation among other things  xxx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
On the eve of our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up first in the morning should wake the other one with oral sex.
,
,
Come the morning I was up first so I slowly pulled back the covers...
.
.
... and stuck my cock in her mouth.   
Get well soon,, |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
Have a speedy recovery x
I've got one tomorrow, wasn't the best news to read about surgeon's having bad days on Fridays 
Thankfully mines just a little one tomorrow. Phew |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Have a speedy recovery x
I've got one tomorrow, wasn't the best news to read about surgeon's having bad days on Fridays
Thankfully mines just a little one tomorrow. Phew "
Good luck x and don't believe everything you read! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Have a speedy recovery x
I've got one tomorrow, wasn't the best news to read about surgeon's having bad days on Fridays
Thankfully mines just a little one tomorrow. Phew
Good luck x and don't believe everything you read! "
Thank you x
And I never do
If I'm not posting on here on Monday, then it was right
Or I got myself a ban  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
OP I hope you are feeling well soon.
In the meantime my sex robot FFR01 would like to tell you some crap jokes (his database only has crap ones)
--------------------------------------
d[ o_0 ]b _____(How does the man in the moon cut his hair?)
d[ o_0 ]b _____(Eclipse)
--------------------------------------
d[ o_0 ]b _____(I just got off the phone to Sea World.
My call was recorded for training porpoises.)
--------------------------------------
d[ o_0 ]b _____(Did you hear about the man who read Osteopathy Magazine for 20 years?)
d[ o_0 ]b _____(He had lots of back issues)
-------------------------------------- |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Have a speedy recovery x
I've got one tomorrow, wasn't the best news to read about surgeon's having bad days on Fridays
Thankfully mines just a little one tomorrow. Phew
Good luck x and don't believe everything you read!
Thank you x
And I never do
If I'm not posting on here on Monday, then it was right
Or I got myself a ban "
I'll be looking out for your posts on Monday |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Sitting here post op feeling sorry for myself. Make me smile xxxxxx"
I feel ya iv had 7 weeks of it after my own opp. I tell ya its no wonder suicide rate are high for the unemployed its from watch Jeremy kyle
ow shit suposed to be making you feel better arnt I errrrrr big hug hows that......so hope thats mrs lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Have a speedy recovery x
I've got one tomorrow, wasn't the best news to read about surgeon's having bad days on Fridays
Thankfully mines just a little one tomorrow. Phew "
hiya scouse best of luck hunny xxx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"
Good luck x and don't believe everything you read!
Thank you x
And I never do
If I'm not posting on here on Monday, then it was right
Or I got myself a ban
I'll be looking out for your posts on Monday "
Thank you  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Have a speedy recovery x
I've got one tomorrow, wasn't the best news to read about surgeon's having bad days on Fridays
Thankfully mines just a little one tomorrow. Phew
hiya scouse best of luck hunny xxx"
Thanks Sweets.
Hope you feel better soon too xxx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Have a speedy recovery x
I've got one tomorrow, wasn't the best news to read about surgeon's having bad days on Fridays
Thankfully mines just a little one tomorrow. Phew
hiya scouse best of luck hunny xxx
Thanks Sweets.
Hope you feel better soon too xxx "
im pritty much sorted now a little sure still from the plastic sergery an pins up my nose but in all its fine an they did a cracking job on me. Im shure they will you 2 xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
