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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get someone to call you at work then tell em u have got to leave early!..works everytime (smiles)..then just tell them its a family matter & private tomorrow!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a waxing appointment at 5pm...I don't finish work until 6pm... what excuse can I use to get out early without actually telling anyone where I'm going... best answer wins a prize...  "
Tell them you have an appointment with a Brazillian....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You've just been informed by the FIA that a plane is in trouble and can't reach Edinburgh airport, and you've been asked to provide an emergency landing strip! |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
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You say that you're suffering from hot flushes and that you're feeling delirious.
Or that your tummy is feeling queasy and that you've just spent x amount of time on the loo with the squits
They work a treat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you start now, you could start complaining about feeling a bit rough, bit of a headache coming on, do a good job and they'll be more impressed by the hours you've struggled through than the once your skiving  |
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I've invented a meeting that I have to go to... I think I can pull it off due to the fact that my waxing lady is the most efficient waxer ever! 
