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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've learnt my mobile phone charger can charge my tablet as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cortisone injections in pelvic areas are akin to torture

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I shouldn't eat lots of extra dark chocolate at 10pm

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By *hyllyphyllyMan  over a year ago

Bradford

That I can resist the urge of cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having a colonscopy without sedation hurts like fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm going to decline to comment.... (Unusual for me, eh....)

ted.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That even most of the people who act all caring can be so patronising. So when wanting advice. Don't ask the people who put you in that situation in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That i should teach my hobbit to stop shouting skid mark down the phone at everyone who calls me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A new coffee and cake venue...

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"That i should teach my hobbit to stop shouting skid mark down the phone at everyone who calls me "

pmsl......when my lad was young he 1s asked me in a very load voice an a pocked shop.......dad whats a dildo. Told him to ask his mother

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have also learnt that my darling OH, takes full advantage of my phobias....

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By *hris148Man  over a year ago

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I learnt that Management Consultants are c%:/s

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That my eyes give too much away !! Jeeeeze.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That my eyes give too much away !! Jeeeeze. "

that i havent wanked at her aboves pics this week....so far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have learnt I can swallow beetles..... "

Dont worry....

The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That i should teach my hobbit to stop shouting skid mark down the phone at everyone who calls me

pmsl......when my lad was young he 1s asked me in a very load voice an a pocked shop.......dad whats a dildo. Told him to ask his mother "

I have a friend who calls lots and she always calls him skid mark....but today i had a call off a c.i.d officer dealing with something for me and she shouted it down the phone at him...and when cheeky called me the other day she called her it also

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....

Dont worry....

The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out.... "

Yeah, I thought that.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every survival kit should contain a sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Today I learned that completing risk assssments for work-related stress is in itself actually quite stressful. Oh the irony...!

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"That i should teach my hobbit to stop shouting skid mark down the phone at everyone who calls me

pmsl......when my lad was young he 1s asked me in a very load voice an a pocked shop.......dad whats a dildo. Told him to ask his mother

I have a friend who calls lots and she always calls him skid mark....but today i had a call off a c.i.d officer dealing with something for me and she shouted it down the phone at him...and when cheeky called me the other day she called her it also "

you gota love em.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....

Dont worry....

The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out.... Yeah, I thought that..... "

A fly flew straight into my mouth today too yukkkkkkk

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By *drenaline rushMan  over a year ago

Burnley


"Having a colonscopy without sedation hurts like fuck!! "

I feel your pain hope your good

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....

Dont worry....

The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out.... Yeah, I thought that.....

A fly flew straight into my mouth today too yukkkkkkk "

Little blighters.....I have to admit I gagged.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Learnt to go to my local deli early BBefore work...as they didnt have any pasta/coscus/ creamy cold saw! ! When I went this pm!!..ahgggh. ..nothing left!...so chips & sausage from the local chippy it was!...bang goes the diet!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Learnt to go to my local deli early BBefore work...as they didnt have any pasta/coscus/ creamy cold saw! ! When I went this pm!!..ahgggh. ..nothing left!...so chips & sausage from the local chippy it was!...bang goes the diet!!! "

Diet

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I have learnt I can swallow beetles..... "

Is that a whole Volkswagen in one sitting

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *ibbyhunterCouple  over a year ago

keighley

went to the optician to get my eyes tested, i learnt my optictan had bad breath.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....

Is that a whole Volkswagen in one sitting "

I knew someone would have to bite....and weirdly I knew it would be you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Learnt to go to my local deli early BBefore work...as they didnt have any pasta/coscus/ creamy cold saw! ! When I went this pm!!..ahgggh. ..nothing left!...so chips & sausage from the local chippy it was!...bang goes the diet!!!

Diet "

yes ive put a few pounds on & I was doing soo well!..theres always tomorrow new start lol...stressfull day my excuse!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....

Dont worry....

The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out.... Yeah, I thought that.....

A fly flew straight into my mouth today too yukkkkkkk Little blighters.....I have to admit I gagged. "

I tried to spit it out but it flew straight down my throat

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....

Is that a whole Volkswagen in one sitting I knew someone would have to bite....and weirdly I knew it would be you. "

he only just beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i invented a vegan choc hazelnut custard slice today! bloody lovely eventthough i say so myself! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That I have a never ending talent for placing foot in mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Learnt to go to my local deli early BBefore work...as they didnt have any pasta/coscus/ creamy cold saw! ! When I went this pm!!..ahgggh. ..nothing left!...so chips & sausage from the local chippy it was!...bang goes the diet!!!

Diet yes ive put a few pounds on & I was doing soo well!..theres always tomorrow new start lol...stressfull day my excuse! "

I have the perfect solution to burning calories. So you don't have to diet . Anyway I say don't go overboard as many people do this and think they look good, but they look like twigs. Whatever you look like in your photo. Maintain that figure and as I said earlier. If you struggle burning the calories off. Come to me

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

I learnt I can recondition turbos and save 100s of pounds

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner ....................... "

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....

Dont worry....

The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out.... Yeah, I thought that.....

A fly flew straight into my mouth today too yukkkkkkk "

I know a young lady who swallowed a fly,

I dont know why she swallowed that fly....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have "

ooooo and I bet u would sooo lurve to stick em on lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have "

Which cheeks...

And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

ooooo and I bet u would sooo lurve to stick em on lol "

what me ???? Noooo id stick somthing much better than that on your face

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By *hyllyphyllyMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Just (at this very moment) learnt that Windows 8.1's promised start button is not all as it seems

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ilearnt how to chase zombies in a deserted decaying block of flats with a film crew strange but very true funnest day in ages lol

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

Which cheeks...

And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy.... "

feeling brave......shes a longcway away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

Which cheeks...

And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy.... "

oooooooooooooooo I am just waiting for the punchline now .................

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

Which cheeks...

And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....

feeling brave......shes a longcway away "

interesting theory ......... very misguided lol

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

Which cheeks...

And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....

feeling brave......shes a longcway away

interesting theory ......... very misguided lol "

spooky some 1 just knocked on my door. Shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

Which cheeks...

And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....

oooooooooooooooo I am just waiting for the punchline now ................. "

..... Some dummies have a bark as bad as their bite....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

Which cheeks...

And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....

feeling brave......shes a longcway away

interesting theory ......... very misguided lol

spooky some 1 just knocked on my door. Shit "

yeah the broomstick is a turbo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

Which cheeks...

And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....

oooooooooooooooo I am just waiting for the punchline now .................

..... Some dummies have a bark as bad as their bite.... "

where's the upside down thumb when u need it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

Which cheeks...

And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....

oooooooooooooooo I am just waiting for the punchline now .................

..... Some dummies have a bark as bad as their bite....

where's the upside down thumb when u need it "

Rasssssp....!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

Which cheeks...

And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....

oooooooooooooooo I am just waiting for the punchline now .................

..... Some dummies have a bark as bad as their bite....

where's the upside down thumb when u need it

Rasssssp....!!!! "

thumb on nose and fingers wiggling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too many profiles writing on threads with jack squat to do with the op.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

Which cheeks...

And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....

feeling brave......shes a longcway away

interesting theory ......... very misguided lol

spooky some 1 just knocked on my door. Shit

yeah the broomstick is a turbo "

I've warned you before about them baked beans.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too many profiles writing on threads with jack squat to do with the op. "

Conversely.... What have You learned today....???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................

you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have

Which cheeks...

And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....

feeling brave......shes a longcway away

interesting theory ......... very misguided lol

spooky some 1 just knocked on my door. Shit

yeah the broomstick is a turbo

I've warned you before about them baked beans..... "

haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gay porn is guaranteed to make me cum...

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

My fingers can go on an on an on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fire_blade can go on and on.... And on and on and....

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Alllllll

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've learnt that I am going to be a Nanny. I'm too young to be a nanny. xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....

Dont worry....

The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out.... Yeah, I thought that.....

A fly flew straight into my mouth today too yukkkkkkk Little blighters.....I have to admit I gagged. "

That's a first

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"That i should teach my hobbit to stop shouting skid mark down the phone at everyone who calls me

pmsl......when my lad was young he 1s asked me in a very load voice an a pocked shop.......dad whats a dildo. Told him to ask his mother

I have a friend who calls lots and she always calls him skid mark....but today i had a call off a c.i.d officer dealing with something for me and she shouted it down the phone at him...and when cheeky called me the other day she called her it also "

She is adorable really...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To wash off muscle rub ointment before having a pee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....

Dont worry....

The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out.... Yeah, I thought that.....

A fly flew straight into my mouth today too yukkkkkkk Little blighters.....I have to admit I gagged.

That's a first "

Dead man walking....!!!!

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By *nfieldishCouple  over a year ago

Enfield


"Having a colonscopy without sedation hurts like fuck!! "

Seconded...

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