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That even most of the people who act all caring can be so patronising. So when wanting advice. Don't ask the people who put you in that situation in the first place. |
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"That i should teach my hobbit to stop shouting skid mark down the phone at everyone who calls me  "
pmsl......when my lad was young he 1s asked me in a very load voice an a pocked shop.......dad whats a dildo. Told him to ask his mother  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That i should teach my hobbit to stop shouting skid mark down the phone at everyone who calls me
pmsl......when my lad was young he 1s asked me in a very load voice an a pocked shop.......dad whats a dildo. Told him to ask his mother "
I have a friend who calls lots and she always calls him skid mark....but today i had a call off a c.i.d officer dealing with something for me and she shouted it down the phone at him...and when cheeky called me the other day she called her it also  |
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"That i should teach my hobbit to stop shouting skid mark down the phone at everyone who calls me
pmsl......when my lad was young he 1s asked me in a very load voice an a pocked shop.......dad whats a dildo. Told him to ask his mother
I have a friend who calls lots and she always calls him skid mark....but today i had a call off a c.i.d officer dealing with something for me and she shouted it down the phone at him...and when cheeky called me the other day she called her it also "
you gota love em. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have learnt I can swallow beetles..... 
Dont worry....
The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out....  Yeah, I thought that..... "
A fly flew straight into my mouth today too yukkkkkkk  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....
Dont worry....
The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out.... Yeah, I thought that.....
A fly flew straight into my mouth today too yukkkkkkk "
Little blighters.....I have to admit I gagged.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Learnt to go to my local deli early BBefore work...as they didnt have any pasta/coscus/ creamy cold saw! ! When I went this pm!!..ahgggh. ..nothing left!...so chips & sausage from the local chippy it was!...bang goes the diet!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....
Dont worry....
The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out.... Yeah, I thought that.....
A fly flew straight into my mouth today too yukkkkkkk Little blighters.....I have to admit I gagged. "
I tried to spit it out but it flew straight down my throat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner ....................... |
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner ....................... "
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....
Dont worry....
The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out.... Yeah, I thought that.....
A fly flew straight into my mouth today too yukkkkkkk "
I know a young lady who swallowed a fly,
I dont know why she swallowed that fly.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have "
ooooo and I bet u would sooo lurve to stick em on lol |
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have "
Which cheeks...
And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy.... |
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have
ooooo and I bet u would sooo lurve to stick em on lol "
what me ???? Noooo id stick somthing much better than that on your face |
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have
Which cheeks...
And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy.... "
feeling brave......shes a longcway away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have
Which cheeks...
And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy.... "
oooooooooooooooo I am just waiting for the punchline now .................   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have
Which cheeks...
And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....
feeling brave......shes a longcway away "
interesting theory ......... very misguided lol |
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have
Which cheeks...
And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....
feeling brave......shes a longcway away
interesting theory ......... very misguided lol "
spooky some 1 just knocked on my door. Shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have
Which cheeks...
And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....
oooooooooooooooo I am just waiting for the punchline now ................. "
..... Some dummies have a bark as bad as their bite.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have
Which cheeks...
And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....
feeling brave......shes a longcway away
interesting theory ......... very misguided lol
spooky some 1 just knocked on my door. Shit "
yeah the broomstick is a turbo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have
Which cheeks...
And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....
oooooooooooooooo I am just waiting for the punchline now .................
..... Some dummies have a bark as bad as their bite.... "
where's the upside down thumb when u need it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have
Which cheeks...
And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....
oooooooooooooooo I am just waiting for the punchline now .................
..... Some dummies have a bark as bad as their bite....
where's the upside down thumb when u need it "
Rasssssp....!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have
Which cheeks...
And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....
oooooooooooooooo I am just waiting for the punchline now .................
..... Some dummies have a bark as bad as their bite....
where's the upside down thumb when u need it
Rasssssp....!!!! "
thumb on nose and fingers wiggling |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have
Which cheeks...
And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....
feeling brave......shes a longcway away
interesting theory ......... very misguided lol
spooky some 1 just knocked on my door. Shit
yeah the broomstick is a turbo "
I've warned you before about them baked beans.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learnt that if the soap falls off the side of the bath .......... one should get up out the bath to retrieve it and not try to straddle the bath in an un ladylike manner .......................
you need them little black an yellow simbols tattooing on your cheeks like crash dummy have
Which cheeks...
And...be very careful when calling Minxie a dummy....
feeling brave......shes a longcway away
interesting theory ......... very misguided lol
spooky some 1 just knocked on my door. Shit
yeah the broomstick is a turbo
I've warned you before about them baked beans..... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....
Dont worry....
The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out.... Yeah, I thought that.....
A fly flew straight into my mouth today too yukkkkkkk Little blighters.....I have to admit I gagged. "
That's a first |
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"That i should teach my hobbit to stop shouting skid mark down the phone at everyone who calls me
pmsl......when my lad was young he 1s asked me in a very load voice an a pocked shop.......dad whats a dildo. Told him to ask his mother
I have a friend who calls lots and she always calls him skid mark....but today i had a call off a c.i.d officer dealing with something for me and she shouted it down the phone at him...and when cheeky called me the other day she called her it also "
She is adorable really...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have learnt I can swallow beetles.....
Dont worry....
The spiders you'll eat in your sleep tonight will sort them out.... Yeah, I thought that.....
A fly flew straight into my mouth today too yukkkkkkk Little blighters.....I have to admit I gagged.
That's a first "
Dead man walking....!!!! |
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