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over a year ago
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I have a small penis. I'm crap at sex. in incontinent and repulsive, but I'm having trouble being anyone on this site and when I do, they say they laugh at my naked form and make their excuses.
I take my time to write a couple of generic sentences which I try my best to send it on a mass scale to incredibly rude people who either don't respond or if they do and I question them why there is either yet another non response or apparently I'm not their type.
I have blood in my veins, surely that's enough.
wtf am I doing wrong? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a small penis. I'm crap at sex. in incontinent and repulsive, but I'm having trouble being anyone on this site and when I do, they say they laugh at my naked form and make their excuses.
I take my time to write a couple of generic sentences which I try my best to send it on a mass scale to incredibly rude people who either don't respond or if they do and I question them why there is either yet another non response or apparently I'm not their type.
I have blood in my veins, surely that's enough.
wtf am I doing wrong?"
oh and my grammar and spelling is due to my phones auto correct in'it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Are you writing all your messages in capitals? I always find that virtual shouting does the trick! I reckon youll be knee deep in clunge in next to no time.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"your breathing and have a pulsse.. thats your problem lol xx "
so if I maybe suffocated myself and posted my body to another FAB member that would be ok. I suppose the rigamortis would help my impotency |
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"Are you writing all your messages in capitals? I always find that virtual shouting does the trick! I reckon youll be knee deep in clunge in next to no time. "
GREAT IDEA COME FUCK ME YOU SLUTS. YOU KNOW I'LL BE THE GREATEST AND NO MAN CAN COME CLOSE. INBOX ME SO I CAN PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR BOX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you support spurs?
That's a deal breaker for me
yeah I lose all morals when it comes to getting my cock wet"
You mean you had morals to begin with? There's your answer!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you writing all your messages in capitals? I always find that virtual shouting does the trick! I reckon youll be knee deep in clunge in next to no time.
GREAT IDEA COME FUCK ME YOU SLUTS. YOU KNOW I'LL BE THE GREATEST AND NO MAN CAN COME CLOSE. INBOX ME SO I CAN PUT
SOMETHING IN YOUR BOX"
See your a natural!!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you writing all your messages in capitals? I always find that virtual shouting does the trick! I reckon youll be knee deep in clunge in next to no time.
GREAT IDEA COME FUCK ME YOU SLUTS. YOU KNOW I'LL BE THE GREATEST AND NO MAN CAN COME CLOSE. INBOX ME SO I CAN PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR BOX
Omg ur message makes me wet, soggy wet smelly clunge alert  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"you need to tell us what this 'thing' is you want us to ride!  "
it's an orgasmic organic organism flapping between my legs, covered in sores and weeping with pus. |
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