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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
When was your last one?
Someone who shall remain nameless (Fox - oops!) has just uttered the immortal line "Where's my phone?" - whilst holding it 6 inches in front of her face as she talked to a fellow forumite!
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I've spent about 40 minutes looking for my car keys... I had them dangling out of my mouth so I had my hands free to look. *shakes head at self*  "
I once stood in a car park thinking the battery had gone on my car keys as the doors wouldn't unlock! 
It wasn't my car!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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couple of weeks back ... making some kind of hand gesture to my two sons on the front, thumb got caught on pocket resulting in an involuntary flick of hand which in turn resulted in house keys flying out of hand and as luck would have it straight down a road gully. Cold day, house locked, car keys in house, phone in house and long walk to exes to get my spare key |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once tried to open a car door while looking inside thinking I really do need to clean the inside of this car, it's disgusting. Wasn't my car! Walked,away quickly to my car parked 6 spaces further along |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've spent about 40 minutes looking for my car keys... I had them dangling out of my mouth so I had my hands free to look. *shakes head at self*
I once stood in a car park thinking the battery had gone on my car keys as the doors wouldn't unlock!
It wasn't my car!
(A)"
... this too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bought myself a second mobile and thought i'd text my mobile i use all the time that way i'll know the number ...got up the next morning saw i had a text ...replied sorry you must have the wrong number ..wasnt till the evening and i looked on the new phone and see i'd sent a text to myself ...and i thought that'll be easy ..obviously not !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once tried to open a car door while looking inside thinking I really do need to clean the inside of this car, it's disgusting. Wasn't my car! Walked,away quickly to my car parked 6 spaces further along "
I went one better, opened the door, got in the drivers seat, looked at the woman in the passenger seat with a puzzled expression, realised it was the wrong car then got out and found mine in the next but one bay |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I gave my father my old car many years ago. My sister was using it and it was parked outside my house. You know the rest.
I don't. Spill please madam
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I spent 5 minutes trying to get into the old car and was about to go and ask my sister to help when I looked up and saw my current car further up the road. |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
Looking for my glasses which of course where on top of my head.
Taking the house phone out in my handbag and wondering why it hadn't rang whilst I was out but there were answer phone messages. Took me a while to understand that.
Stood with a key fob wondering why the car wouldn't open. Wasn't the right car.
I could go on
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"I gave my father my old car many years ago. My sister was using it and it was parked outside my house. You know the rest.
I don't. Spill please madam
I spent 5 minutes trying to get into the old car and was about to go and ask my sister to help when I looked up and saw my current car further up the road."
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"Looking for my glasses which of course where on top of my head.
Taking the house phone out in my handbag and wondering why it hadn't rang whilst I was out but there were answer phone messages. Took me a while to understand that.
Stood with a key fob wondering why the car wouldn't open. Wasn't the right car.
I could go on
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Haha! I've come to work with the remote control for my TV in my handbag! |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Looking for my glasses which of course where on top of my head.
Taking the house phone out in my handbag and wondering why it hadn't rang whilst I was out but there were answer phone messages. Took me a while to understand that.
Stood with a key fob wondering why the car wouldn't open. Wasn't the right car.
I could go on
Haha! I've come to work with the remote control for my TV in my handbag! "
I answer the remote control frequently instead of the phone.
I used to rock the shopping trolley like a pram after I had my little one. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
I'd been logged on to my single profile and messaging a few female friends one morning - and as always had been signing off with xx.
I then replied to a message from a guy Fox and I met at a club - just the usual male banter about a forum thread - and signed of with xx again!
Luckily he saw the funny side and assumed I wasn't hitting on him!
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"Looking for my glasses which of course where on top of my head.
Taking the house phone out in my handbag and wondering why it hadn't rang whilst I was out but there were answer phone messages. Took me a while to understand that.
Stood with a key fob wondering why the car wouldn't open. Wasn't the right car.
I could go on
Haha! I've come to work with the remote control for my TV in my handbag!
I answer the remote control frequently instead of the phone.
I used to rock the shopping trolley like a pram after I had my little one. "
Ha!! I've been seen doing the shopping trolley rock a few times!!! |
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"I'd been logged on to my single profile and messaging a few female friends one morning - and as always had been signing off with xx.
I then replied to a message from a guy Fox and I met at a club - just the usual male banter about a forum thread - and signed of with xx again!
Luckily he saw the funny side and assumed I wasn't hitting on him!
(A)"
I've signed off a work email to my boss with 'DGx' and got a reply asking if he really wanted to know who my my alter ego was! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once tried to open a car door while looking inside thinking I really do need to clean the inside of this car, it's disgusting. Wasn't my car! Walked,away quickly to my car parked 6 spaces further along
I went one better, opened the door, got in the drivers seat, looked at the woman in the passenger seat with a puzzled expression, realised it was the wrong car then got out and found mine in the next but one bay "
pmsl I just spat my diet out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dyed my hair black so I don't have blonde moments any more...
I did that, doesn't work though! Lol  "
I went blonde to have an excuse - that doesn't work either . . . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once tried to open a car door while looking inside thinking I really do need to clean the inside of this car, it's disgusting. Wasn't my car! Walked,away quickly to my car parked 6 spaces further along
I went one better, opened the door, got in the drivers seat, looked at the woman in the passenger seat with a puzzled expression, realised it was the wrong car then got out and found mine in the next but one bay
pmsl I just spat my diet out!"
Not quite as bad as the time I cycled to the shops with the fog running next to me on the lead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Dog
(Left the fog at home as it was sunny )
ha ha ha I was wondering how you managed to collar the fog!!  "
Flat fat fingers! I blame Sinclair and Apple for all my spelling faux pars |
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