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"Is that nuts, and you can't reach them.... Or just one nut...???
One needs clarity to be able to order the correct quantity of soothing ointments....;-)"
I wa speaking metaphorically sir my nuts are where they should be, it's the mag I can't reach now   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is that nuts, and you can't reach them.... Or just one nut...???
One needs clarity to be able to order the correct quantity of soothing ointments....;-)
I wa speaking metaphorically sir my nuts are where they should be, it's the mag I can't reach now "
Aaah...!!! Apologies dear sir... One was not aware that you were a shortarse... |
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"The solution is simple and elegant. Ask the newsagent to reach up and take hold of your NUTS, then pull. Then you'll give him/her some money in exchange. "
See now... That is the sort of reasoning that's got you where you are today.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is that nuts, and you can't reach them.... Or just one nut...???
One needs clarity to be able to order the correct quantity of soothing ointments....;-)
I wa speaking metaphorically sir my nuts are where they should be, it's the mag I can't reach now
Aaah...!!! Apologies dear sir... One was not aware that you were a shortarse... "
 I say sir that was uncalled for, my legs start at my arse and reach the floor which is good enough for me |
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My local newsagent has stopped selling things like Nuts and Zoo after one of his staff claimed having to look at the covers all day amounts to sexual harrasment |
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"My local newsagent has stopped selling things like Nuts and Zoo after one of his staff claimed having to look at the covers all day amounts to sexual harrasment "
Blimey !! Didn't she have work to do?  |
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