never wear light coloured fleece shorts (eg; grey, blue etc) when doing high intensity cardio followed by a weights session under bright lights.
SWEATY BUM PATCH. I learnt the hard way, so you don't have to
You should have 'accidentally' sat in some 'spilt' water then looked round crossly in a Mr Bean manner as if to say 'who spilt that?'
Did your crack drip?
