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The most embarrassing reason for you or some one you know ending up in A&E
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
Everywhere and nowhere baby |
A boyfriend , his mate and myself were up in his bedroom playing darts. They were taking the piss out of me so I threw a dart in their direction. My boyfriend jumped the wrong way and the dart went through his trainer and lodged in his little toe. It was stuck fast!!!
It was hilarious.
The staff in A&E couldn't keep straight faces.
We split up not long after. X  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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had to go a@e a while back with a certain young man who had a ball bearing up his bum , when asked he said it just jumped up there off his bed trying to be seriuos and not laugh was the hardest ,
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This girl I know when she was 17 was using some kind of vibrator with an interchangeable 'head', predictably one evening when she was being rather vigorous with it and one of the heads came off inside her and became stuck.
She said the most shattering part of the whole experience was when the doctor threw her vibrator in the bin in front of her  |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
A friend of mine ended up in hospital when his girlfriend caught his foreskin between the gap in her teeth during a rather vigorous bj. He ended up having to be circumcised....
It's ok though. They're married now.  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
About 20 years ago, I took over the running of a hotel. Amongst the many aspects of the job I had to check, was the Hotel's Health and Safety records.
One entry in the Accident Book said... "Sustained gash to skull, requiring several stitches at A&E, when First Aid Box fell from wall and hit my head!!!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing I have done, but I was watching a programme about Young Doctors training at a hospital in Newcastle, on a night out they were talking about a lad who got admitted with the handle of the toilet brush stuck up his backside, when asked what happened he had replied I slipped on the toilet floor and fell on the Handle, the faces on the young doctors who were in stitches at that story |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"Nothing I have done, but I was watching a programme about Young Doctors training at a hospital in Newcastle, on a night out they were talking about a lad who got admitted with the handle of the toilet brush stuck up his backside, when asked what happened he had replied I slipped on the toilet floor and fell on the Handle, the faces on the young doctors who were in stitches at that story "
Similar story told to us at a First Aid course given to us by a paramedic. Surprising how many gay men have "accidents" in the bathroom and end up falling on their electric toothbrush which ends up lodged in their back passage. The ambulance people have a whale of a time taking these people into A&E face down on the stretcher with a strange lump in the blanket!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where do i start. 1. There was dripping noise in loft and wife at time naghing as she did it was stupid oclock i got up in a stresd climbed naked into loft acrosd beams sorted drip out slipped fell thru ceiling legs either side of beam blood everywhere fire brigade had to get me down all wife did was moan about the mess. Was in hospital two week splinters in places where blokes do not want em.
2. Was running to catch bus fell down manhole cover broke ankle again fire service got me out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We spent a few hours in A&E in the early hours of the morning one day back in July last year....
Luke was giving me a spanking and somehow missed my arse and managed to poke himself in his eye... Cutting his eye lid and the white of his eye !!
He had a black eye for a few weeks after that  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"This is absolutely 100% true. I met a very well endowed guy who fucked me too hard. Spent the night in a hospital gown in agony. 
Him or you "
Me unfortunately. And the woman who checked me in was a previous workmate. Very embarrassing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One Halloween I was dressed up in a skeleton outfit and ready to go to a party when my pregnant sister started getting bad breathing problems. with no time to change i got her in the car and rushed to her to hospital only to have to walk through the X-ray department to get to the specialist she had to see.
EVERYONE was pissing themselves apart from me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One Halloween I was dressed up in a skeleton outfit and ready to go to a party when my pregnant sister started getting bad breathing problems. with no time to change i got her in the car and rushed to her to hospital only to have to walk through the X-ray department to get to the specialist she had to see.
EVERYONE was pissing themselves apart
from me "
 would of love to have seen that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to a "Schoolgirl" themed party at Partners Swinging Club - dressed as a schoolgirl, naturally (even though I'm 51). Fecking idiot taxi-driver dropped me in the wrong place, so I had to use the subway. I tripped on the stairs (who said "d*unk"???) smacked my head on the wall and knocked myself unconscious.
A&E was embarrassing enough, but arriving back at the hotel the next morning in a hospital gown, carrying my blood-soaked "school shirt" was even worse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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best one i ever saw was a guy came into a&e one night walking kinda of funny i thought the poor devil was after getting a good rodgering up the arse till he dropped his pants and i saw he had a monster dildo stuck up his ass took a bit of time to get it out and the horny devil asked for it back once i had it out lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Mum used to be a nurse so lots of funny tales.
One was a bloke who came in to A & E with a large sized coffee jar that "popped inside his bum!" Two other facts that make it funnier, he was a barrister & secondly he drove himself in!!!
But the funniest she told me was a couple came in, him bleeding from the groin, her bleeding from the head. So whilst patching them up she asked how it had happened "We had an arguement!" he said "It looks like it!" my Mum replied. "No, it wasn't like that, we made up & started having sex & she went down & started giving me head when all of a sudden......she had an epileptic fit, so I grabbed the alarm clock & bashed her over the head to she got off my cock!!!" |
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