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Why I'm going to hell and YOU may be too...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is why I'm going to hell:
Sex out of Wed-lock (I'm not married), cursing, carousing, hanging out with sinners, using the lord's name in vain, masturbating (although I do fake the part when I orgasm thingy bit, so may not count), eating Chocolate including the wrapper, looking women who aren't my wife in the eye.
Pfft! Man, it's a long list... I mean, I've never killed anybody (and don't plan to) but I'm pretty sure my atheistic ass is supposed to go to hell, if hell actually exists?!
Oops! doh! better add "closet blasphemy" to that list given my last statement....you know..Ben your so burning in eternal hell!
Synopsis: Yep, I'm a sinner and yep I'm going to hell in a handbasket too..look!..oh god fire!!!!
Are you a sinner?...and are you going to hell in a handbasket too? Do you care if your going to hell?...
Or are you like, BRING IT ON?!!!
My attitude to hell based on above: BRING IT ON!!! I regret nothing except eating plastic wrappers.
Notes on a postcard...lol!...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanna know my theory. This life is purgatory and when we die then we either hit heaven or hell. If hell is filled with sinners well I for one say thanks be to fuck I cannot wait I for one will have a ball......or two  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find this post strange as you say you're an atheist. Surely the things you claim to be sins are only said to be so by a book you don't believe in, and hell also a construct of said book.
Instead why not just say "I've been a bad boy and need to be punished. Preferably before I die please!"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As an atheist I believe in neither heaven nor hell. However, fire will be involved since I will be cremated. Does that count as anyone's idea of hell?"
I'm so attached to life that existing in burning hell is better than not existing...even if you are dead.
Wait?..does that make sense?..  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
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"As an atheist I believe in neither heaven nor hell. However, fire will be involved since I will be cremated. Does that count as anyone's idea of hell?
I'm so attached to life that existing in burning hell is better than not existing...even if you are dead.
Wait?..does that make sense?.. "
I will continue to exist through the DNA I have passed on, the memories of those I left behind and the lives I have touched. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I will continue to exist through the DNA I have passed on, the memories of those I left behind and the lives I have touched. "
That sounds like you've given it some thought
You've made me all miserable now!
You've still got loads left!! 
Ben |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
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I will continue to exist through the DNA I have passed on, the memories of those I left behind and the lives I have touched.
That sounds like you've given it some thought
You've made me all miserable now!
You've still got loads left!!
Ben"
Why miserable? Or am I being dim? |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
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Why miserable? Or am I being dim?
My bucket list is buy Db9 queen an aston martin DB9.
If you go and die on me..I'll never cross it off!
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Oh you've got ages yet. The women in my family tend to be in their 90s when they pop off. |
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