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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As the title says, what have you never seen in a persons verification
Mine would be
"Met this lady last night, worst shag ever, got a friend to call me so I had an excuse to leave" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This veri from a woman to a man she's just met:
Looked way older than his photos and about 4 stone heavier than he admitted to. This fella should have used the shower first and a bit of toothpaste, but I figured what the heck I'm here now so I fucked him quick then went.  |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"This veri from a woman to a man she's just met:
Looked way older than his photos and about 4 stone heavier than he admitted to. This fella should have used the shower first and a bit of toothpaste, but I figured what the heck I'm here now so I fucked him quick then went. "
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Thinks being dom is growling at you like a hungry bear and throwing you round the bed.
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Jack of all skills but master of none.
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Couldn't find a condom small enough.
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His halitosis was a refreshing diversion from his hairy back, sweaty armpits and cheesy cock. |
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I met this couple for the first (and last) time last night in the most their "pent house" apartment in Mandella Towers.
At first I was grateful for them dragging me into their home( a tactic needed apparently to avoid local drug dealers barging in and stealing anything you've managed to steal for yourself) from being taken, but also grateful for having just walked up 27 flights of stairs, past 3 hookers and what can only be described as "something" that also offered me sex on the way past too.
But no, I'm a swinger, and I couldn't risk being called a time waster, so brave the stairs I did. The dead dog in the lift, in hindsight, may have been worth it after all...
Anyway, that was behind me now - onto business. I cleared a space between the takeouts on the sofa and made myself comfortable while "female" got on her knees and began to undo my zip.... Greedily her eyes lit up as she exposed my cock.... After she removed her teeth, the ensuing "gum job" can only be described as "different", but not an e patience I'd like to repeat in a hurry. Her fella was making a call to some geeza about some stuff and her kids kept interrupting us, but apparently they do this all the time... So it's ok.
With the help of her husband, I managed to flip her on her back exposing her gaping wet pussy... Unfortunately Tiddles was beyond saving but she dutifully scaped the dead animal from her, revealing, well, wasn't really much different.
I mounted her and I distinctly remember thinking this must be what it's like to try and punch smoke...
Thought I better finish off and stood up to fire my load over her dark sultry pout... As my load hit her face, it took with it the grime that had been so engrained in her pours with it...
I removed the kebab from the back of my jeans and went on my merry way.
Great couple, if you get the chance don't pass these guys by!!! Will defi meet again!
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
Everywhere and nowhere baby |
"I met this couple for the first (and last) time last night in the most their "pent house" apartment in Mandella Towers.
At first I was grateful for them dragging me into their home( a tactic needed apparently to avoid local drug dealers barging in and stealing anything you've managed to steal for yourself) from being taken, but also grateful for having just walked up 27 flights of stairs, past 3 hookers and what can only be described as "something" that also offered me sex on the way past too.
But no, I'm a swinger, and I couldn't risk being called a time waster, so brave the stairs I did. The dead dog in the lift, in hindsight, may have been worth it after all...
Anyway, that was behind me now - onto business. I cleared a space between the takeouts on the sofa and made myself comfortable while "female" got on her knees and began to undo my zip.... Greedily her eyes lit up as she exposed my cock.... After she removed her teeth, the ensuing "gum job" can only be described as "different", but not an e patience I'd like to repeat in a hurry. Her fella was making a call to some geeza about some stuff and her kids kept interrupting us, but apparently they do this all the time... So it's ok.
With the help of her husband, I managed to flip her on her back exposing her gaping wet pussy... Unfortunately Tiddles was beyond saving but she dutifully scaped the dead animal from her, revealing, well, wasn't really much different.
I mounted her and I distinctly remember thinking this must be what it's like to try and punch smoke...
Thought I better finish off and stood up to fire my load over her dark sultry pout... As my load hit her face, it took with it the grime that had been so engrained in her pours with it...
I removed the kebab from the back of my jeans and went on my merry way.
Great couple, if you get the chance don't pass these guys by!!! Will defi meet again!
D
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Lmfao!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I met this couple for the first (and last) time last night in the most their "pent house" apartment in Mandella Towers.
At first I was grateful for them dragging me into their home( a tactic needed apparently to avoid local drug dealers barging in and stealing anything you've managed to steal for yourself) from being taken, but also grateful for having just walked up 27 flights of stairs, past 3 hookers and what can only be described as "something" that also offered me sex on the way past too.
But no, I'm a swinger, and I couldn't risk being called a time waster, so brave the stairs I did. The dead dog in the lift, in hindsight, may have been worth it after all...
Anyway, that was behind me now - onto business. I cleared a space between the takeouts on the sofa and made myself comfortable while "female" got on her knees and began to undo my zip.... Greedily her eyes lit up as she exposed my cock.... After she removed her teeth, the ensuing "gum job" can only be described as "different", but not an e patience I'd like to repeat in a hurry. Her fella was making a call to some geeza about some stuff and her kids kept interrupting us, but apparently they do this all the time... So it's ok.
With the help of her husband, I managed to flip her on her back exposing her gaping wet pussy... Unfortunately Tiddles was beyond saving but she dutifully scaped the dead animal from her, revealing, well, wasn't really much different.
I mounted her and I distinctly remember thinking this must be what it's like to try and punch smoke...
Thought I better finish off and stood up to fire my load over her dark sultry pout... As my load hit her face, it took with it the grime that had been so engrained in her pours with it...
I removed the kebab from the back of my jeans and went on my merry way.
Great couple, if you get the chance don't pass these guys by!!! Will defi meet again!
D
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Bloody amazing!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thinks being dom is growling at you like a hungry bear and throwing you round the bed.
.....
Jack of all skills but master of none.
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Couldn't find a condom small enough.
.....
His halitosis was a refreshing diversion from his hairy back, sweaty armpits and cheesy cock."
Hilarious LOL |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"He won't be coming back, he never offered to buy me a drink, he was late, he came within seconds as soon as he started, he expected a gobble but wouldn't go down on me, had the cheek to ask for the bus fare back home, and to cap it all he wiped his dick in my new velvet curtains.
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Apart from the curtains, I've had a meet which was pretty much this. Not off this site though! |
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"He won't be coming back, he never offered to buy me a drink, he was late, he came within seconds as soon as he started, he expected a gobble but wouldn't go down on me, had the cheek to ask for the bus fare back home, and to cap it all he wiped his dick in my new velvet curtains.
Apart from the curtains, I've had a meet which was pretty much this. Not off this site though!"
Sadly, I think a few of us have! |
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"He won't be coming back, he never offered to buy me a drink, he was late, he came within seconds as soon as he started, he expected a gobble but wouldn't go down on me, had the cheek to ask for the bus fare back home, and to cap it all he wiped his dick in my new velvet curtains.
Apart from the curtains, I've had a meet which was pretty much this. Not off this site though!"
Sorry to hear that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Male/emale veri - She had quite big hands. ..for a woman!
Female/male veri - his hay fever was quite bad bless him, I totally understood why he blew his nose in his shirt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met this couple for the first (and last) time last night in the most their "pent house" apartment in Mandella Towers.
At first I was grateful for them dragging me into their home( a tactic needed apparently to avoid local drug dealers barging in and stealing anything you've managed to steal for yourself) from being taken, but also grateful for having just walked up 27 flights of stairs, past 3 hookers and what can only be described as "something" that also offered me sex on the way past too.
But no, I'm a swinger, and I couldn't risk being called a time waster, so brave the stairs I did. The dead dog in the lift, in hindsight, may have been worth it after all...
Anyway, that was behind me now - onto business. I cleared a space between the takeouts on the sofa and made myself comfortable while "female" got on her knees and began to undo my zip.... Greedily her eyes lit up as she exposed my cock.... After she removed her teeth, the ensuing "gum job" can only be described as "different", but not an e patience I'd like to repeat in a hurry. Her fella was making a call to some geeza about some stuff and her kids kept interrupting us, but apparently they do this all the time... So it's ok.
With the help of her husband, I managed to flip her on her back exposing her gaping wet pussy... Unfortunately Tiddles was beyond saving but she dutifully scaped the dead animal from her, revealing, well, wasn't really much different.
I mounted her and I distinctly remember thinking this must be what it's like to try and punch smoke...
Thought I better finish off and stood up to fire my load over her dark sultry pout... As my load hit her face, it took with it the grime that had been so engrained in her pours with it...
I removed the kebab from the back of my jeans and went on my merry way.
Great couple, if you get the chance don't pass these guys by!!! Will defi meet again!
D
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Pmsl!!!!! |
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LMAO!!!
