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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear OP...
I just can't understand why your experiencing such a baron predicament….
I would have thought your age would have no impact at all....
So I'm at a complete loss for suggesting any suitble explination why your willing enthusiasm to share pictures of your shriveled penis and the strong smell of stale piss coupled to your thoughtful messaging technique are not working for you….
I would have thought they'd be queuing up ….  |
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"Dear OP...
I just can't understand why your experiencing such a baron predicament….
I would have thought your age would have no impact at all....
So I'm at a complete loss for suggesting any suitble explination why your willing enthusiasm to share pictures of your shriveled penis and the strong smell of stale piss coupled to your thoughtful messaging technique are not working for you….
I would have thought they'd be queuing up …. "
tell me about it. Ffs women eh fussy bitches  |
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"Dear OP...
I just can't understand why your experiencing such a baron predicament….
I would have thought your age would have no impact at all....
So I'm at a complete loss for suggesting any suitble explination why your willing enthusiasm to share pictures of your shriveled penis and the strong smell of stale piss coupled to your thoughtful messaging technique are not working for you….
I would have thought they'd be queuing up ….
tell me about it. Ffs women eh fussy bitches "
Maybe you have the wrong type of Zimmer frame in your pics try a Porsche or Ferrari one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im a single 87 yr old male. I have some great cock pics. Im always respectfull an send 1 with my 1st giz a shag msg. What am I doing wrong plz help..........oh yes I stink of piss to again please help im desprate "
I'm not sure why you're having trouble getting a meet, maybe it's your grammar, after all, grammar is the difference between know your shit, and knowing you're shit |
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"I personally like fire blades...if that is what you ride! And of course, to be a pillion on such the smell of wee would be blown away! I'm in lol xxx  "
owww missed this think iv coped wohooooo mail me sweet ffs mail me hahaha |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
Simply message anyone who shows the age range 18 to 99. Simples.
Don't forget a dribbling wee cock shot.
Do not say 'Fancy a Shag', obviously they fancy a shag or they wouldn't be on here. Just tell them what time they should turn up at yours, already lubed up and ready to go.
Trust me, this approach cannot fail. |
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"Simply message anyone who shows the age range 18 to 99. Simples.
Don't forget a dribbling wee cock shot.
Do not say 'Fancy a Shag', obviously they fancy a shag or they wouldn't be on here. Just tell them what time they should turn up at yours, already lubed up and ready to go.
Trust me, this approach cannot fail. "
awww wow thanks for tip mate ill get strate on the new pics cheers. 1 questain tho how do you get your whites so white mine always end up a kinda yellow colour |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Simply message anyone who shows the age range 18 to 99. Simples.
Don't forget a dribbling wee cock shot.
Do not say 'Fancy a Shag', obviously they fancy a shag or they wouldn't be on here. Just tell them what time they should turn up at yours, already lubed up and ready to go.
Trust me, this approach cannot fail.
awww wow thanks for tip mate ill get strate on the new pics cheers. 1 questain tho how do you get your whites so white mine always end up a kinda yellow colour "
Suggest scrubbing your trolleys with Pepsodent.
It's the wee, of course, keep up the liquid intake, gives you plenty more wee, but much less yellow. Win/win.
Failing that have a catheter fitted. This is dead kinky and the ladies will not be able to resist. |
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"Simply message anyone who shows the age range 18 to 99. Simples.
Don't forget a dribbling wee cock shot.
Do not say 'Fancy a Shag', obviously they fancy a shag or they wouldn't be on here. Just tell them what time they should turn up at yours, already lubed up and ready to go.
Trust me, this approach cannot fail.
awww wow thanks for tip mate ill get strate on the new pics cheers. 1 questain tho how do you get your whites so white mine always end up a kinda yellow colour
Suggest scrubbing your trolleys with Pepsodent.
It's the wee, of course, keep up the liquid intake, gives you plenty more wee, but much less yellow. Win/win.
Failing that have a catheter fitted. This is dead kinky and the ladies will not be able to resist. "
again thanks so much. Its so nice knowing im not alone  |
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