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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who are you?
Are you the landlord? Manager? one that loiters at the bar? That quiet one in the corner on your own or perhaps the noisy one with friends in the corner sofa's.
Me? i'm the flirty one about to kick start a game of killer pool, but first im gonna spend 5mins putting some music on the juke box  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’d be the shy unobtrusive one drinking a neon coloured non-alcoholic cocktail with long bendy straw from a oversized glass that’s garishly decorated with large chunks of assorted fruit and a pink umbrella with two lit sparklers fizzy away just to give it that finishing touch...    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be a supervisor, I've done it before, and I can cover when the manager is... ahem...busy x
Ahhh so basically you're my bitch!"
more the monkey to your organ grinder, if you pardon the pun |
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I'd either be in the kitchen cooking good old English fayre like ham egg and chips, hot pot , chicken in a basket ( with chips ) etc, none of that fancy crap just real food ! Steaks too ! And frigging huge ploughmans lunches . Bacon rolls,
Bloody he'll I'm hungry !
Or in the beer garden organising the BBQ and music festival !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll be a supervisor, I've done it before, and I can cover when the manager is... ahem...busy x
Ahhh so basically you're my bitch!
more the monkey to your organ grinder, if you pardon the pun"
As I said, my bitch - you and your Mangina! |
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"I’d be the shy unobtrusive one drinking a neon coloured non-alcoholic cocktail with long bendy straw from a oversized glass that’s garishly decorated with large chunks of assorted fruit and a pink umbrella with two lit sparklers fizzy away just to give it that finishing touch... "
I would be the double hard bastard standing next to Sox high fiving the bros and fondling the hoes 
and also when I enter the bar everyone says 'FUNKY!' like they say NORM! in Cheers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll be the social pariah out in the rain and snow in the makeshift 'smoking hut' - perving fab on my phone and whining about all the unruly kids running around the beer garden like headless chickens whilst their chav parent sits and gets wasted on alcopops!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be the social pariah out in the rain and snow in the makeshift 'smoking hut' - perving fab on my phone and whining about all the unruly kids running around the beer garden like headless chickens whilst their chav parent sits and gets wasted on alcopops! "
Haha |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"The quiet one in the corner, observing all your mating rituals....whilst sipping a cold pint of Stella."
Haha yea right ! You'd be stood on the pool table chucking tequila down your throat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who are you?
Are you the landlord? Manager? one that loiters at the bar? That quiet one in the corner on your own or perhaps the noisy one with friends in the corner sofa's.
Me? i'm the flirty one about to kick start a game of killer pool, but first im gonna spend 5mins putting some music on the juke box "
Wouldn't it be great if every town had a pub that was secretly designated as a meeting place for FAB users!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bar Manager - with the power to hire/fire and give the hot men blow jobs in my office!
Where do i apply?
My office! "
Im in there waiting, trousers round ankles to make the interview run nice an smooth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be a supervisor, I've done it before, and I can cover when the manager is... ahem...busy x
Ahhh so basically you're my bitch!
more the monkey to your organ grinder, if you pardon the pun
As I said, my bitch - you and your Mangina!"
admittedly I might consider a wax |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bar Manager - with the power to hire/fire and give the hot men blow jobs in my office!
Where do i apply?
My office!
Im in there waiting, trousers round ankles to make the interview run nice an smooth "
Now that's an impressive start! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll be the social pariah out in the rain and snow in the makeshift 'smoking hut' - perving fab on my phone and whining about all the unruly kids running around the beer garden like headless chickens whilst their chav parent sits and gets wasted on alcopops! "
ahem i am not a chav.. now wheres my wkd blue? |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"I'll be the social pariah out in the rain and snow in the makeshift 'smoking hut' - perving fab on my phone and whining about all the unruly kids running around the beer garden like headless chickens whilst their chav parent sits and gets wasted on alcopops! "
I'd be the other smoking social pariah, sat on the wall, wondering about this grumpy fella on his phone tutting and muttering under his breath.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Supose im doing what I always do get the beer to the pumps
no 1 ever thanks me 
Cheers mate much appreciated.
Bro fist for youYou really should ask before fisting you know. "
Its ok i used a full bottle of lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're the ones in a pub half a mile away cos ju forgot where we were meeting you lot. She also couldn't remember the time so we've been in there all bloody and we're pissed as farts walking up to everyone asking if their from fabs. |
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"Supose im doing what I always do get the beer to the pumps
no 1 ever thanks me
Cheers mate much appreciated.
Bro fist for you"
well what do you know. 14 yrs working for a brewery an my 1st thanks awwwwww cheers....oi where that fist going im not that kinda biker  |
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"Supose im doing what I always do get the beer to the pumps
no 1 ever thanks me
Cheers mate much appreciated.
Bro fist for youYou really should ask before fisting you know.
Its ok i used a full bottle of lube "
fecking lier........I feel so violated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be the social pariah out in the rain and snow in the makeshift 'smoking hut' - perving fab on my phone and whining about all the unruly kids running around the beer garden like headless chickens whilst their chav parent sits and gets wasted on alcopops!
ahem i am not a chav.. now wheres my wkd blue? "
here you love, put your lips round that. that will be £3.85, or just put your lips round "this" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm the food manager, and we will have fancy crap as well as ur traditional and if u don't like it then kiss my boots!!!!
White linen and wait staff that know how to speak and write and r clean!!!
High class establishment please u crazy fabsters
Oh and home made dessert only no plasticshit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who are you?
Are you the landlord? Manager? one that loiters at the bar? That quiet one in the corner on your own or perhaps the noisy one with friends in the corner sofa's.
Me? i'm the flirty one about to kick start a game of killer pool, but first im gonna spend 5mins putting some music on the juke box "
I'm the busty wench behind the bar pulling pints and flirting with the clientele |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Ok - I've been in this pub too long, obviously!
Is it just me or does Hels avatar on her post further up look nothing like her and a lot like me?
* and I mean me on my single profile - not this one!
WTF does this pub put in its booze!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok - I've been in this pub too long, obviously!
Is it just me or does Hels avatar on her post further up look nothing like her and a lot like me?
* and I mean me on my single profile - not this one!
WTF does this pub put in its booze!!! "
It's not the booze - carry on folks!!!
*was a bizarre 'cache' problem on my phone!  |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Ok - I've been in this pub too long, obviously!
Is it just me or does Hels avatar on her post further up look nothing like her and a lot like me?
* and I mean me on my single profile - not this one!
WTF does this pub put in its booze!!!
It's not the booze - carry on folks!!!
*was a bizarre 'cache' problem on my phone! "
sniggers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If this is anything like any other bar I go to, I start on the corner of the bar drinking long island ice teas after that I move to the source of music and put on plenty of cheesy classics, the Corr's or Shania Twain. Then I dance like a fool and hunt of a kebab |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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I'm the doorman, approachable, fun, sober, people watcher and if Mrs FJ wasn't able to be in the pub I'd be seeking those nice punters that wanted a lift back to have fun. She'd be waiting for us naturally.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm the one you always see at the other end of the bar who tonight is suddenly making serious eye contact with you..."
mmmmmmm hello there.. im gonna put down the pool cue and stroll right over |
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I'm the one who grabbed all the seats in the corner and got a round in, now surrounded by friends and hangers on as we swap tales of mishaps, near-misses, and general banter, before putting cheesy 80's rock on the jukebox and singing along |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who ever wins Euromillions tonight can buy and start one for us and if its me the drinks are on meeeee x "
design a pub
ladies toilets with straighteners, large mirrors, amazing lighting..
id want it to be glitzy and modern (more of a pub/bar) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who ever wins Euromillions tonight can buy and start one for us and if its me the drinks are on meeeee x
design a pub
ladies toilets with straighteners, large mirrors, amazing lighting..
id want it to be glitzy and modern (more of a pub/bar)"
Decent dance floor, strobe lighting and poles to dance around? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"has to have karaoke too and a glitter ball and revolving dance floor
This isn't Reflex you know - this place has class!!! "
nothing wrong with reflex! lol
i will get you in there one of these days lol
and you WILL enjoy yourself lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im the one who usually wins the game of pool, loses the game of darts, asks for the music volume to be cranked up, rolls one in the loo & always the last 2 b booted out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be the resident pub singer?
Accepting requests now....
divinyls - i touch myself and you hav to sing it to Ryan lol "
Everyone has their limits cute! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"has to have karaoke too and a glitter ball and revolving dance floor
This isn't Reflex you know - this place has class!!! "
Even your too old for Reflex  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The quiet one alone in the corner people watching ...... Unless I've had too much to drink lol x"
see i turn into the quiet one after a few drinks.. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The quiet one alone in the corner people watching ...... Unless I've had too much to drink lol x
see i turn into the quiet one after a few drinks.. lol"
Lol so I'd better get a few drinks down me before you get there lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be the resident pub singer?
Accepting requests now....
divinyls - i touch myself and you hav to sing it to Ryan lol
Everyone has their limits cute!
Ok I'll sing it to you "
*hands Ryan the mic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be the resident pub singer?
Accepting requests now....
divinyls - i touch myself and you hav to sing it to Ryan lol
Everyone has their limits cute!
Ok I'll sing it to you
*hands Ryan the mic "
*gets phone out records for bribery when he's sober again* |
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I'm the one who popped In after work for a quick half and 6 hours later has been shopping for a new outfit and make up, got changed in the loo and is now totally trollied dancing on the bar coyote ugly style !
(This bears no resemblance to any past events, honest ) |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Can I be the resident pub singer?
Accepting requests now....
divinyls - i touch myself and you hav to sing it to Ryan lol
Everyone has their limits cute!
Ok I'll sing it to you
*hands Ryan the mic
*gets phone out records for bribery when he's sober again* "
Don't film me touching myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm the one who popped In after work for a quick half and 6 hours later has been shopping for a new outfit and make up, got changed in the loo and is now totally trollied dancing on the bar coyote ugly style !
(This bears no resemblance to any past events, honest ) "
Yeah yeah - we believe you!
*books Hottie for re-enactment in Kent! |
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"I'm the one who popped In after work for a quick half and 6 hours later has been shopping for a new outfit and make up, got changed in the loo and is now totally trollied dancing on the bar coyote ugly style !
(This bears no resemblance to any past events, honest )
Yeah yeah - we believe you!
*books Hottie for re-enactment in Kent! "
Hehe... Not sure how well that would go down in any pub where my best friend isn't the landlord!! |
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