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Is it a spank, a wank or a no thanks for the person above?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A spank"
He needs a good spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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defo spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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spank |
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"A spank
He needs a good spank"
And a good wank
Spank for her too but gentle and some kisses too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank " a few things mmmm x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A spank
He needs a good spank
And a good wank
Spank for her too but gentle and some kisses too"
no thanks Lol |
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By *rtemisia OP Woman
over a year ago
Norwich |
"A spank
He needs a good spank
And a good wank
Spank for her too but gentle and some kisses too"
What a gent! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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thats ok I don't mind MUCH being missed out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago
Bedworth |
"thats ok I don't mind MUCH being missed out "
Oooh has to be a spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thats ok I don't mind MUCH being missed out
Spank spank spank
spank you anytime "
Spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thats ok I don't mind MUCH being missed out
Spank spank spank
spank you anytime
Spank " spank and wank x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank n slow teasing wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank n slow teasing wank" mmmm thank you x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thanks lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thanks |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"[Removed by poster at 25/06/13 07:37:33]"
no thanks not into ladies xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spanky Spanky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spanky Spanky "
A double spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definetly spank n wank for tease |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A spanking of her choice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 25/06/13 09:30:53] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 25/06/13 09:31:03] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks "
Spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks
Spank "
Spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thanks ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks!"
Spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks!
Spank "
Spank both of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank "
spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks!
Spank
Spank both of you " wank x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"SWANK" sounds interesting! I'd definately have to spank you miss Bambi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks!
Spank
Spank both of you wank x"
Wank and spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks!
Spank
Spank both of you wank x
Wank and spank " wank spank lick x |
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"SWANK sounds interesting! I'd definately have to spank you miss Bambi "
You're just saying that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh spank! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks!
Spank
Spank both of you wank x
Wank and spank wank spank lick x"
Oh I say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks!
Spank
Spank both of you wank x
Wank and spank wank spank lick x
Oh I say " ad to be done x |
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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago
newcastle upon tyne |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks!
Spank
Spank both of you wank x
Wank and spank wank spank lick x
Oh I say ad to be done x"
I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank again "
Wank, then spank. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank again
Wank, then spank."
No thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks!
Spank
Spank both of you wank x
Wank and spank wank spank lick x
Oh I say ad to be done x
I know " and it will be x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank again "
My arse is getting sore now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks!
Spank
Spank both of you wank x
Wank and spank wank spank lick x
Oh I say ad to be done x
I know and it will be x"
Stop teasing x no carry on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank " bend you over x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank bend you over x"
Am bent over now what |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank bend you over x
Am bent over now what " licked from behind tease your legs xx |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"spank"
A wank with my magic fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmm spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wank spank wank spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"spank" definately wank
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thanks from us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank and a wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Spank "
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms"
Pah! Knob! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms
Pah! Knob! "
Spank very hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms
Pah! Knob!
Spank very hard "
Yeah yeah!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms"
You can get mint sauce flavoured condoms well I never |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms
Pah! Knob!
Spank very hard "
Tommy T |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms
You can get mint sauce flavoured condoms well I never "
Spank...... With on of those paddle things! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Spank
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms
You can get mint sauce flavoured condoms well I never "
They are after Daves been shagging in them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms
You can get mint sauce flavoured condoms well I never
They are after Daves been shagging in them "
To spread on his sheep |
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"Spank
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms
You can get mint sauce flavoured condoms well I never
They are after Daves been shagging in them
To spread on his sheep "
what can I say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms
You can get mint sauce flavoured condoms well I never
Spank...... With on of those paddle things! "
Paddle things!!
You make me chuckle Dave
I would spank your bum for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Didn't take long for the abuse to start!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Didn't take long for the abuse to start!!! "
It's cos you have been missing do we've saved up a few weeks worth of insults.
Your pyjama bottoms walked in stiff legged a couple of times on their own though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A no thanx! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't take long for the abuse to start!!!
It's cos you have been missing do we've saved up a few weeks worth of insults.
Your pyjama bottoms walked in stiff legged a couple of times on their own though"
I see the brains trust has been in over-drive thinking up some original insults |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't take long for the abuse to start!!!
It's cos you have been missing do we've saved up a few weeks worth of insults.
Your pyjama bottoms walked in stiff legged a couple of times on their own though
I see the brains trust has been in over-drive thinking up some original insults "
Ooh what I wouldn't do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't take long for the abuse to start!!!
It's cos you have been missing do we've saved up a few weeks worth of insults.
Your pyjama bottoms walked in stiff legged a couple of times on their own though
I see the brains trust has been in over-drive thinking up some original insults
Ooh what I wouldn't do "
Well you can drop that branding iron for starters!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didn't take long for the abuse to start!!!
It's cos you have been missing do we've saved up a few weeks worth of insults.
Your pyjama bottoms walked in stiff legged a couple of times on their own though"
They've got there own profile now apparently i was cramping their style! Fuckers have more veries than me now! |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
Spank for Dave/Ryan whichever one it is.
I can't tell the difference |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank for Dave/Ryan whichever one it is.
I can't tell the difference "
One likes beef and the other lamb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big spank!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank for Dave/Ryan whichever one it is.
I can't tell the difference
One likes beef and the other lamb "
Haha plus the ones pushing 50 and the other one isn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank for Dave/Ryan whichever one it is.
I can't tell the difference " spank then wank x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks"
Spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No thanks
Spank " wank x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would tease and spank Juliet wonder Mrs s x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And no thanks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would tease and spank Juliet wonder Mrs s x "
Spank that lovely bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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me spank hubby wank and a big thank you xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank spank spank!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would tease and spank Juliet wonder Mrs s x "
Now that sounds enjoyable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would tease and spank Juliet wonder Mrs s x
Now that sounds enjoyable " can i join you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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spank x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms
You can get mint sauce flavoured condoms well I never
They are after Daves been shagging in them
To spread on his sheep "
Don't knock it till you've tried it!!!
.........& when you do, make sure the sheep is wearing wellys - for better traction!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spank
Lend him mint sauce flavoured condoms
You can get mint sauce flavoured condoms well I never
They are after Daves been shagging in them
To spread on his sheep
Don't knock it till you've tried it!!!
.........& when you do, make sure the sheep is wearing wellys - for better traction!!! "
No no no you amateur lol you wear the wellies and you put the back legs of the sheep in the wellies as well ! and if your near a cliff then jobs a good un |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"[Removed by poster at 25/06/13 11:33:34]"
Im gonna have a lucky dip and wank Kitten |
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Spank I guess but you've no pic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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spank,we meeting on train later? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You deserve a good spanking! "
A nice spanking |
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"spank,we meeting on train later?"
have i missed something ! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Di would wank |
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"spank,we meeting on train later?"
Are we? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wank and spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wank and spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wank and spank"
Wank defo!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wank and spank"
Mmm would love to return the compliment wank and spank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think you're worth a wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you're worth a wank "
Both worth a spank and poss wank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh spank please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything you want lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh spank please
Your wish is my command "
Thank you kind sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Il spank and wank yes please.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh spank please
Your wish is my command
Thank you kind sir "
My pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh spank please
Your wish is my command
Thank you kind sir
My pleasure "
Uh oooh - curve ball - no thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh spank please
Your wish is my command
Thank you kind sir
My pleasure
Uh oooh - curve ball - no thanks "
Id have to say no thanks |
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over a year ago
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"Oh spank please
Your wish is my command
Thank you kind sir
My pleasure
Uh oooh - curve ball - no thanks
Id have to say no thanks "
Mmm yes please |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh spank please
Your wish is my command
Thank you kind sir
My pleasure
Uh oooh - curve ball - no thanks
Id have to say no thanks "
Curves can reach parts others can't!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh spank please
Your wish is my command
Thank you kind sir
My pleasure
Uh oooh - curve ball - no thanks
Id have to say no thanks
Curves can reach parts others can't!! "
Here here lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh spank please
Your wish is my command
Thank you kind sir
My pleasure
Uh oooh - curve ball - no thanks
Id have to say no thanks "
'''''''' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would tease and spank Juliet wonder Mrs s x
Now that sounds enjoyable can i join you" umm no thank you. |
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over a year ago
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"Would tease and spank Juliet wonder Mrs s x
Now that sounds enjoyable can i join youumm no thank you. "
Spanky wanky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No x2 |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spank x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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spank wank 3rdperson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No x2
Spank n wank"
Grrrrrrrr |
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