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Slapper or squeezer?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heinz ketchup I am on about!
Which do you prefer a squeezy bottle on one you slap on the bottom to make it ooze out its tasty contents
;-)"
i am so a slapper
tomato sauce shake the bottle
none'l come and then a lot'l  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squeezy everytime...Same for me Marmite... noooooooooooooo squeezy marmite is wrong just plain wrong "
Have to agree with that !!! Marmite isn't Marmite without a bit of butter left in the jar from the knife lol xxx Raz xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not had squeezy marmite yet! But it seems wrong as its normally far too thick to squeeze! Isnt it??? "
Brill for squeezing over vanilla ice cream...Yum  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL 
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm 
Oooo you slapper...  "
He he he depends who im slappin my sauce on  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm
Oooo you slapper...
He he he depends who im slappin my sauce on "
ya dirty pair of gits...... |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm
Oooo you slapper...
He he he depends who im slappin my sauce on ya dirty pair of gits...... "
He he he wait till i get to work on you with my bottle of daddies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm
Oooo you slapper...
He he he depends who im slappin my sauce on ya dirty pair of gits......
He he he wait till i get to work on you with my bottle of daddies "
Cant wait lover...  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm
Oooo you slapper...
He he he depends who im slappin my sauce on ya dirty pair of gits......
He he he wait till i get to work on you with my bottle of daddies
Cant wait lover... "
now didnt we sort this out by text????? cluk cluk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't beat a good slap on the bottom LOL
A nice bottle of heinz tommy c slapping it to get to the goodies! Mmmmmmmm
Oooo you slapper...
He he he depends who im slappin my sauce on ya dirty pair of gits......
He he he wait till i get to work on you with my bottle of daddies
Cant wait lover... now didnt we sort this out by text????? cluk cluk "
Leave me alone Im frustrated and in need of some Female company besides me Mum...Mind BB has an open invitation... |
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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago
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"SLAPPERim with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!!
We want news not history... you are getting far too big for sed boots mr u need to be bitch slapped....see ya on the 6th dahhhhhhhhhhhhling!!! oh and ya northern mate wont save ya !!! "
go get him femme |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"SLAPPERim with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!!
We want news not history... you are getting far too big for sed boots mr u need to be bitch slapped....see ya on the 6th dahhhhhhhhhhhhling!!! oh and ya northern mate wont save ya !!! "
Me Mum will cos she is comming with to sort ya out... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"SLAPPERim with you evie darling im a slapper too!!!!!
We want news not history... you are getting far too big for sed boots mr u need to be bitch slapped....see ya on the 6th dahhhhhhhhhhhhling!!! oh and ya northern mate wont save ya !!!
go get him femme "
You just stay outta it you may get wrestled to the ground... |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I hate those damn squeezy bottles! First time I ever encountered one I managed to get ketchup all over my ex's curtains!!!  "
Funny that. I once had an accident with curtains but it wasnt ketchup. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rip it open with me teeth, swing my luscious hair around like a div then squeeze it slowly and seductively.
STOP RECORDING
Actually none of that i made it alllll up |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Squeezy here but crap at aiming it right .
tried to get some on me bacon butty once and it landed on next doors cat "
OOoooooo i could just do a bacon butty with mushrooms and brown sauce Mmmmm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squeezy here but crap at aiming it right .
tried to get some on me bacon butty once and it landed on next doors cat
nothing worse tham squeezing a little out and it landing on next doors pussy  "
But dont try in with squeezy marmite.
much to thick and my little hands cant squeeze that hard. take the fooking lid off and get a knife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But dont try in with squeezy marmite.
much to thick and my little hands cant squeeze that hard. take the fooking lid off and get a knife "
ohhhhhhh I love a woman with small hands, makes my c*ck look much bigger |
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