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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

please post a lie about the person above and be gentle and funny if possible

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sam can't fart twinkle twinkle little star in a bubble bath in tune!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loves winks and numerous friend invites

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By * Jay69Man  over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Enjoyes wearing merkins made of candyfloss.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Goes to church in his vest & pants

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

paid £4000 for a original tinky winky suit at auction and roams the streets at night in it pretending to be a superhero

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is the president of the Louie spence fan club

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Is the president of the Louie spence fan club "
is really called Nigel.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is a member of the Jedward fan club

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Is a member of the Jedward fan club "
Has a death wish.....

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By *ibbyhunterCouple  over a year ago

keighley

she has a pet zebra called spot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"she has a pet zebra called spot."

They like to smack eachother with kippers whilst shouting" you will never make a fisher man"

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Likes to fondle spuds in Tesco before rearranging the brussel sprouts

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By * Jay69Man  over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Thinks "rearranging the brussel sprouts" is a euphemism for rearranging the ball bag.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Likes to fondle spuds in Tesco before rearranging the brussel sprouts "

I actually do and the cucumbers and lick chocolate oranges in asda

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Has a weird fetish for oompah loompas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has a weird fetish for oompah loompas"

Cant spell " Full Stop"....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has a weird fetish for oompah loompas

Cant spell " Full Stop".... "

Is James Bond

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has a weird fetish for oompah loompas

Cant spell " Full Stop"....

Is James Bond "

Her wonderfull breasts have been studied by BMW for there new airbag design.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has a pet porcupine called fluffy!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is actually Teflon® Man

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Owes me royalty money

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Puts Monopoly money in the collection box at church

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By *livia_KWoman  over a year ago

South London

Doesn't like hats

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has a foot fetish.

(Send her some pictures, she'll be putty in your hands)

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Has a foot fetish.

(Send her some pictures, she'll be putty in your hands) "

not really a lie but hey. So wish I could think who you remind me of in your avatar

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By *livia_KWoman  over a year ago

South London


"Has a foot fetish.

(Send her some pictures, she'll be putty in your hands)

not really a lie but hey. So wish I could think who you remind me of in your avatar"

Oh no, it's a lie. A big fat one. I hate feet.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Has a foot fetish.

(Send her some pictures, she'll be putty in your hands)

not really a lie but hey. So wish I could think who you remind me of in your avatar

Oh no, it's a lie. A big fat one. I hate feet. "

taps fingers waiting for feet pics to be approved

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By *livia_KWoman  over a year ago

South London


"Has a foot fetish.

(Send her some pictures, she'll be putty in your hands)

not really a lie but hey. So wish I could think who you remind me of in your avatar

Oh no, it's a lie. A big fat one. I hate feet.

taps fingers waiting for feet pics to be approved "

*VOM*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"taps fingers waiting for feet pics to be approved "

My work here is done.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Rides a Lambretta to do his paper round

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Rides a Lambretta to do his paper round "

ok whos been talking

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Has a foot fetish.

(Send her some pictures, she'll be putty in your hands)

not really a lie but hey. So wish I could think who you remind me of in your avatar

Oh no, it's a lie. A big fat one. I hate feet.

taps fingers waiting for feet pics to be approved

*VOM*"

you have mail

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By *livia_KWoman  over a year ago

South London


"Has a foot fetish.

(Send her some pictures, she'll be putty in your hands)

not really a lie but hey. So wish I could think who you remind me of in your avatar

Oh no, it's a lie. A big fat one. I hate feet.

taps fingers waiting for feet pics to be approved

*VOM*

you have mail "

God bless message filters

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Chuckle x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hates cars

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By * Jay69Man  over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Dresses up as Michael Caine and drives an original mini with a sticker in the rear window saying "I'd rather push a real mini than drive a BMW"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ajay thought that a large cucumber stuffed into his freshly cleaned m&s underwear would fool the ladies into thinking he was hung like a donkey

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

Has spent the last 25 years visiting every corner of the uk in his search for a woman with a curved pussy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has spent the last 25 years visiting every corner of the uk in his search for a woman with a curved pussy"

Likes to offer the homeless a slice of his pizza on a night, then as they go to grab a slice, he takes it backs and runs off laughing like a school girl

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

that does sound like me tbh !!

is still persevering with his attempt to get racing pigeons accepted into the 2020 olympics

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Spends his Sunday afternoons baking Fairy cakes to sell at his local W.I.

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By * Jay69Man  over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Has memorised The Bible, backwards.

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By *unandgames22Couple  over a year ago

dundee

has a sponsorship deal with Daz automatic to get his whites "whiter than white"

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

are the only swingers in the uk to be sponsored by smarties

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"are the only swingers in the uk to be sponsored by smarties"

Has invented pussy flavoured mmmmmm and mmmmmmms...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had an unfortunate incident with a cheese grater. Fortunately the grater was unharmed.

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By * Jay69Man  over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Spends most Sundays on platform 2, with flask and sandwiches train spotting.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has memorised the time table for every train entering and departing Kings Cross station and is Monopoly champion in his own house

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By * Jay69Man  over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Does not know the meaning of the word fear, having bunked off school a great deal.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Does not know the meaning of the word fear, having bunked off school a great deal. "

Chance would have been a fine thing, I went to boarding school lol

Rides a unicycle to work whilst playing a flute

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol

doesn't like hats

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By *or Fox SakeCouple  over a year ago

Thornaby


"doesn't like hats "
was thrown out of tesco for fondling a chicken casserole in the household cleaning aisle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"doesn't like hats was thrown out of tesco for fondling a chicken casserole in the household cleaning aisle"

Has been in my garden for a couple of hours now with a teddy, the hose pipe and an orange. I'm very confused.

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By * Jay69Man  over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Is often mistaken for James Bond's Boss.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

owns the only haggis farm outside of scotland

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By * Jay69Man  over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Has a birthmark on his inner thigh in the shape of the Isle of Wight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

last time he achieved an erection he passed out due to lack of blood to the head

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By *layfullsam OP   Man  over a year ago

Solihull

on the run from the police after a robbery wearing tights when he popped into a photo booth to hide and thought why not combine the two so had his avatar pic taken

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Owns a white shirt factory

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As a member of the Geoffrey Chaucer Appreciation Society he can often be found wandering the streets of Canterbury in the early hours reciting the lines

Hold up thy tayl, thou sathanas!--quod he;

--shewe forth thyn ers, and lat the frere se

Where is the nest of freres in this place!--

through a loudhailer

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