as a follow on from the dorset thread please write a short tongue in cheek advertisement to get holidaymakers to your village/town/county or anywhere in the uk
can i start with
birmingham-the venice of the north
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"as a follow on from the dorset thread please write a short tongue in cheek advertisement to get holidaymakers to your village/town/county or anywhere in the uk
can i start with
birmingham-the venice of the north
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Not sure that would work Sam. Penis of the midlands maybe. |
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Southampton the Southern Shit hole.
Bloody great if you like Parking tickets on your motor.
It's officially the City of "I hate Money" AKA I live here because I like being ripped the hell off. 
Yeah bring a Bottle...
I used to live in Warwick and loved it.
I loved the Midlands!  |
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Visit sunny Sunderland take in the revamped city centre recreated by the most stupid numb brained town planners and architects, who over the last 40yrs systematically destroyed a fine period facade and turned into a soulless vacuum filled with generic pubs, kebab shops and chain-stores where once stood stunning building of individual character showcasing the mighty industrial power and proud traditions of a town once famous all over the world…..
Yeah visit Sunderland now,,,,, it will really make you appreciate where you live…….!!!!
But hey, we have a nice beach though !!!….
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"Sunderland! A Greggs on every street corner. Heaven!!!  "
You could say that about any city in the north of England and even down south ... But they do damn lovely sausage rolls |
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Come visit us here in our idyllic corner of Wales, truly Gods country, rolling hills, majestic mountains, clear rivers, and beautiful meadows. Just don't decide to stay, as we will burn ya out lol!  |
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"Come visit us here in our idyllic corner of Wales, truly Gods country, rolling hills, majestic mountains, clear rivers, and beautiful meadows. Just don't decide to stay, as we will burn ya out lol! "
haha,,,,,, |
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