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I'm not as sexy as you think.
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
I love crime fiction. I love the theatre and the ballet.
I'm a Gleek (Glee fan) I love reality television.
I have been needing to use crutches and have been seen using a mobility scooter 
And I am very untidy.
I'll get my coat, if I can find it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a scrabble geek 
what's the highest scoring word?"
137: Linkage
Used to play the official version on fb until they fooked it up. winning stats were 82% over 1100 games |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can stick my tongue up my nose 
actually that's kinda sexy 
Well I'll show you next time I see you at chams if you like  "
go on then, you do realise I have eyes up my arse tho don't you |
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"I'm a scrabble geek
what's the highest scoring word?
137: Linkage
Used to play the official version on fb until they fooked it up. winning stats were 82% over 1100 games"
now this is going to sound dull and geeky.....
it's because Electronic Arts took over. And they are world famous for cocking everything they touch up. Just look at the latest SimCity. Also they got voted the worse company in America last year.
(Am I making you wet ladies?) |
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"I'm a scrabble geek
what's the highest scoring word?
137: Linkage
Used to play the official version on fb until they fooked it up. winning stats were 82% over 1100 games
now this is going to sound dull and geeky.....
it's because Electronic Arts took over. And they are world famous for cocking everything they touch up. Just look at the latest SimCity. Also they got voted the worse company in America last year.
(Am I making you wet ladies?) "
Only because I fell asleep and pissed myself |
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"I collect pocket fluff and have a laboratory where I experiment on it to discover it's origins and motives."
It's origins are from pickets and it's motives are to baffle the easily confused.
Sorted now how can we fill your free pocket fluff time?? Do you want to see me stick my tongue up my nose?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a scrabble geek
what's the highest scoring word?
137: Linkage
Used to play the official version on fb until they fooked it up. winning stats were 82% over 1100 games
now this is going to sound dull and geeky.....
it's because Electronic Arts took over. And they are world famous for cocking everything they touch up. Just look at the latest SimCity. Also they got voted the worse company in America last year.
(Am I making you wet ladies?) "
Correct! Made a right pigs ear of it.
I predict my meet requests are gonna go through the roof now. Waiting...... waiting....... waiting |
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"I collect pocket fluff and have a laboratory where I experiment on it to discover it's origins and motives.
It's origins are from pickets and it's motives are to baffle the easily confused.
Sorted now how can we fill your free pocket fluff time?? Do you want to see me stick my tongue up my nose??"
Don't mock my work lady!!!
I would like you to stick your tongue up my nose.
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JOKE ALERT!
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I say FFR01, what is nasal sex?
d[ o_0 ]b ____(Fuck knows) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I make knifes and im a knife collector people think its weird...been a girl & all but its my thing.. "
Ohh that well interesting been trying to make Damascus steel in my forge with varying degrees of disaster lol |
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I have to sleep with a pillow between my knees otherwise my pelvis hurts too much (loving post-pregnancy gift).
I have one hair on my face which can grow about 2cm overnight and comes back no matter what I do to pull it out. |
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I can be found in club changing rooms, breathing between my bouts of breath holding and sucking my stomach in* whilst standing at the bar.
So smexshie!
*not necessary in a jacuzzi but you should feel that flesh ripple! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I make knifes and im a knife collector people think its weird...been a girl & all but its my thing..
Ohh that well interesting been trying to make Damascus steel in my forge with varying degrees of disaster lol"
depending on what type of Damascus steal your using? 5160 or 1095 super demascus?..1095 is a good contrast..dip it in ferric chloride to bring out the true contast of the blade..are you a farrier then?...bambi.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I make knifes and im a knife collector people think its weird...been a girl & all but its my thing..
Ohh that well interesting been trying to make Damascus steel in my forge with varying degrees of disaster loldepending on what type of Damascus steal your using? 5160 or 1095 super demascus?..1095 is a good contrast..dip it in ferric chloride to bring out the true contast of the blade..are you a farrier then?...bambi.."
Hey not using it trying to make it from scratch god what a long winded pain in the ass thing to do it is lol not a farrier more a part time blacksmith built the forge for making parts just have an interest in metal work from scratch. Chris |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I make knifes and im a knife collector people think its weird...been a girl & all but its my thing..
Ohh that well interesting been trying to make Damascus steel in my forge with varying degrees of disaster loldepending on what type of Damascus steal your using? 5160 or 1095 super demascus?..1095 is a good contrast..dip it in ferric chloride to bring out the true contast of the blade..are you a farrier then?...bambi..
Hey not using it trying to make it from scratch god what a long winded pain in the ass thing to do it is lol not a farrier more a part time blacksmith built the forge for making parts just have an interest in metal work from scratch. Chris "
to start you need to buy 1084 tool steal with a 2% nickle count.it is a pain and long winded process! Which you will find that forge welding its a hit & miss you need to have a lot of patients good luck let us know how you get on though!! Bambi ( kelly) |
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"I wear pj's and fluffy socks to bed - all year round......when not alone of course
so covered up when you're with someone and you're naked alone?"
lol..epic fail there....I might just do naked when not alone...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get lots and lots of belly button fluff somehow."
I was actually thought about starting a thread just to ask people this (but changed my mind).
It is like my belly button is somehow the perfect shape/size/whatever to collect lint.
I could have probably stuffed a few sofas by now from the amount of fluff that comes out of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My name is Meaty and I quite like country music
(Not that modern soppy poppy ballard shite though )oh I love old country music"
Even better if it has yodelling in it  |
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I'm normally in bed in my Jammies by 8pm!
I love quiz shoes like pointless and countdown!
I can't bake cakes at home because I end up eating the mixture straight from the bowl it never makes it to the oven!
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"I'm normally in bed in my Jammies by 8pm!
I love quiz shoes like pointless and countdown!
I can't bake cakes at home because I end up eating the mixture straight from the bowl it never makes it to the oven!
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Yes
Eggheads
Euwwwwww
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"I'm normally in bed in my Jammies by 8pm!
I love quiz shoes like pointless and countdown!
I can't bake cakes at home because I end up eating the mixture straight from the bowl it never makes it to the oven!
Yes
Eggheads
Euwwwwww
x"
Haha!! I think it's because I get all excited when I get a hard question right or a pointless answer!! Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol
ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?
twat "
could well be, shatner was meant to be a right twat. Not that Im owning up that I like star trek or anything, I've already ruined my chances of a meet with my early admission. Who's idea was this thread????  |
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"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol
ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?
twat
could well be, shatner was meant to be a right twat. Not that Im owning up that I like star trek or anything, I've already ruined my chances of a meet with my early admission. Who's idea was this thread???? "
Are you not having much luck dear lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I snore 
*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off*
Ha!! Pot/kettle!! 
What exactly are you saying, McDirty?
You trying to say you don't snore??! "
No idea, I'm asleep.....anyway, how would you know? |
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"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol
ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?
twat
could well be, shatner was meant to be a right twat. Not that Im owning up that I like star trek or anything, I've already ruined my chances of a meet with my early admission. Who's idea was this thread????
Are you not having much luck dear lol "
Joking aint ya, what women could resist an offer of getting beat off a guy dressed as a klingon whilst getting their ass whooped at scrabble. Form an orderly queue sexy ladies |
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"I snore
*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off*
Ha!! Pot/kettle!!
What exactly are you saying, McDirty?
You trying to say you don't snore??!
No idea, I'm asleep.....anyway, how would you know? "
Could hear you three tents away!  |
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"I'm a star trek fan. And to be honest I'm proud of it lol
ok then what does the 'T' stand for inJames t kirk?
twat
could well be, shatner was meant to be a right twat. Not that Im owning up that I like star trek or anything, I've already ruined my chances of a meet with my early admission. Who's idea was this thread????
Are you not having much luck dear lol
Joking aint ya, what women could resist an offer of getting beat off a guy dressed as a klingon whilst getting their ass whooped at scrabble. Form an orderly queue sexy ladies "
*elbows her way to the front of the Q, pulls a few pigtails on the way and trips the thin and gorjus women* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I snore
*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off*
Ha!! Pot/kettle!!
What exactly are you saying, McDirty?
You trying to say you don't snore??!
No idea, I'm asleep.....anyway, how would you know?
Could hear you three tents away! "
Who said that was me snoring? |
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"I snore
*makes note-always leave before Cheeky drops off*
Ha!! Pot/kettle!!
What exactly are you saying, McDirty?
You trying to say you don't snore??!
No idea, I'm asleep.....anyway, how would you know?
Could hear you three tents away!
Who said that was me snoring? "
I bet you sound like a fog horn when you snore.. |
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