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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well as it seems to be cropping up on nearly all the threads this week, what's your favourite Monty Python sketch/phrase?
And your not allowed to say 'the parrot sketch'.
“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
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By (user no longer on site)
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well...if we can't have the parrot sketch...then has to be the Spanish Inquisition sketches for me 
but I can pick just about any sketch and it will have me laughing till I cry....play the albums a lot when I am feeling blue (is blue monday you know?  ) ... they always pick me up |
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"well...if we can't have the parrot sketch...then has to be the Spanish Inquisition sketches for me
but I can pick just about any sketch and it will have me laughing till I cry....play the albums a lot when I am feeling blue (is blue monday you know? ) ... they always pick me up "
Nobody? expects the Spanish inquisition!!!!! |
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I have come for an argument
No you havent]
I have
You haven't
Sorry arguments are the next room down
Oh ok
I've come for an argument
Sorry times up
It isn't
It is
This isn't an argument, it's contradiction
It isn't
It is
Or something like that. Avid Python fans will know the sketch I need |
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NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.” |
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"I have come for an argument
No you havent]
I have
You haven't
Sorry arguments are the next room down
Oh ok
I've come for an argument
Sorry times up
It isn't
It is
This isn't an argument, it's contradiction
It isn't
It is
Or something like that. Avid Python fans will know the sketch I need"
Argument Clinic....no it isnt..yes it no it isnt....DING time up thats ur 5mins |
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OK copy and paste I know but I couldn't remember it all................
Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
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Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...
xxx Raz xxx |
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"OK copy and paste I know but I couldn't remember it all................
Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
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Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...
xxx Raz xxx"
Strangely enough, I rather liked that part of the film. One knight, and castle full horny women.
Sounds like a perfect FAB night to me
Sir Arc
I did menion I'd been knighted, didn't I |
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the spam sketch....
"Why dont u have egg bacon spam and sausage"
"Cause thats got spam in"
"Not as much as spam egg sausage and spam"
"Look can i have egg bacon spam and sausage but without the spam"
"Urragh."
"What do you? mean Urragh?!?! I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"
Spam Spam Spam Spam lol classic |
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I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.
Mounties :
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus :
I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Mounties :
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
Chorus :
I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama (or Papa in later versions)
Mounties :
He cuts down trees.
He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
Chorus :
I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
Yes, I'm (He's) a lumberjack, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.
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my favourite monty python line has to be....."may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arsehole!"..... a classic 'n a very effective insult too,lol!! |
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a d*unken fart
I drink, therefore I am
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"the spam sketch....
"Why dont u have egg bacon spam and sausage"
"Cause thats got spam in"
"Not as much as spam egg sausage and spam"
"Look can i have egg bacon spam and sausage but without the spam"
"Urragh."
"What do you? mean Urragh?!?! I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"
Spam Spam Spam Spam lol classic"
can you believe 3 50 somethings were doing our version of this sketch in the office last week - the youngsters looked at us gone out, then we started on the Lumberjack and finished with dead parrot ........ we would have carried on but these guys with white coats on turned up with 'special' coats for us  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"the spam sketch....
"Why dont u have egg bacon spam and sausage"
"Cause thats got spam in"
"Not as much as spam egg sausage and spam"
well im 31 but iv been brought up on monty pyhton and other classec's, i mean do enjoy new comedy shows but then i watch these again and think wow just how amzaing they were
"Look can i have egg bacon spam and sausage but without the spam"
"Urragh."
"What do you? mean Urragh?!?! I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"
Spam Spam Spam Spam lol classic
can you believe 3 50 somethings were doing our version of this sketch in the office last week - the youngsters looked at us gone out, then we started on the Lumberjack and finished with dead parrot ........ we would have carried on but these guys with white coats on turned up with 'special' coats for us "
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"Blessed are the cheese makers"
"well what so special about cheese makers??"
"Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally, it's referring to any manufacturers of dairy products."
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