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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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am what scousers call a plastic scouser as born over the river Mersey. But in true scouse it would be something like
alrite der queen how yer doing....dont let me bore de kecks off yer while am gabbing like this, and if i do, then just calm down calm down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm borderline scouse, wouldnt even try to spell the way I talk 
What is bordeline scouse ? You're either scouse or your not ?"
Sorry lad,
Wosss boardalyyyyyne skhoush? Yerrr eider skhoush or yerrr noh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I looked at a thread the some time ago where someone had typed in Geordie, 1 minute of trying to decipher it and I gave up, it was worse than text speech, so nowadays I just skip anything where it's in broad scottish, scouse, welsh, geordie, ryhming slang etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I looked at a thread the some time ago where someone had typed in Geordie, 1 minute of trying to decipher it and I gave up, it was worse than text speech, so nowadays I just skip anything where it's in broad scottish, scouse, welsh, geordie, ryhming slang etc."
fair doooos jed lah ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One would have to say "drinks in the lounge"
Not really  I have a bit of a Scouse twang to my accent  "
Mail me your mobile number then Kev so that I can make an informed decision on your dialectical abilities. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One would have to say "drinks in the lounge"
Not really I have a bit of a Scouse twang to my accent
Mail me your mobile number then Kev so that I can make an informed decision on your dialectical abilities. "
You picked on me last time I was on here and we had a thread about accents, I left to get therapy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One would have to say "drinks in the lounge"
Not really I have a bit of a Scouse twang to my accent
Mail me your mobile number then Kev so that I can make an informed decision on your dialectical abilities.
You picked on me last time I was on here and we had a thread about accents, I left to get therapy "
Very long winded no that is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How yee hoya hammer owwer here - Geordie / Japanese shipyard worker.
A was gannen roond the bend on mi bogie when the wheel cum off and ah went through the dyke, cowpt mi creels and rowled amangst the clarrts.
When ah yot yem un telt me mutha what ahd dun, she said wait till ya fatther gets yem, then yil knaa what cuddies kicked yi
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Eating out in Lancashire...
YISLUV - I'm ready to take your order sir.
MI BELLY THINKS MI THROOATS CUT - I am ready to eat something.
FOTCH THREE CHEERS - There are three of us or we reqire three seats.
AM O'ER-FACED - The abundence of food has taken my appetite away
OWTELSE - Would you like anything else sir?
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"I looked at a thread the some time ago where someone had typed in Geordie, 1 minute of trying to decipher it and I gave up, it was worse than text speech, so nowadays I just skip anything where it's in broad scottish, scouse, welsh, geordie, ryhming slang etc."
i take you are one of the ladies that say the childring are in the garding and the bread is in the breed tin |
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"Eating out in Lancashire...
YISLUV - I'm ready to take your order sir.
MI BELLY THINKS MI THROOATS CUT - I am ready to eat something.
FOTCH THREE CHEERS - There are three of us or we reqire three seats.
AM O'ER-FACED - The abundence of food has taken my appetite away
OWTELSE - Would you like anything else sir?
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You forgot all the backwards talk as in
can you not
will you not
ect ect
when i first moved here from gods county of west Yorkshire i was asked by a chineese woman and i quote
"why you no like wankashire"
I replied "your exactly right". then me and Zoe fell about laughing the poor waitress walked off very confused.
Steve |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"How yee hoya hammer owwer here - Geordie / Japanese shipyard worker.
A was gannen roond the bend on mi bogie when the wheel cum off and ah went through the dyke, cowpt mi creels and rowled amangst the clarrts.
When ah yot yem un telt me mutha what ahd dun, she said wait till ya fatther gets yem, then yil knaa what cuddies kicked yi
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are there subtitles on 888
10 years of living up here and I still have no clue.... had to lipread for the first 3 years!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i was going round the bend on my go kart when the wheel came off and i went through the fence...... rolled alonf....
when i went home and told my mother what i had done she said wait until your father gets them then you will know what horse kicked you???
best i can manage!!!
puts my put the cloot ben the scullery party piece to shame!!! xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is no way I can communicate in written Chinese nowadays.
However, I can still speak Cantonese, and still recognise enough characters on a Chinese menu to be able to order food in a restaurant so that I do not starve! |
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"There is no way I can communicate in written Chinese nowadays.
However, I can still speak Cantonese, and still recognise enough characters on a Chinese menu to be able to order food in a restaurant so that I do not starve! "
in Scotland we just ask for a chicken curry |
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