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the best food I ever ate in my entire life was a chocolate fondant pudding in a hotel in Bournemouth, it is the only thing I have ever eaten that was sexual in the way it clung to my mouth , oozed fondant at just the right time and gave me an almost orgasmic sensation as I ate it.  |
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"the best food I ever ate in my entire life was a chocolate fondant pudding in a hotel in Bournemouth, it is the only thing I have ever eaten that was sexual in the way it clung to my mouth , oozed fondant at just the right time and gave me an almost orgasmic sensation as I ate it. "
Currently setting my sat nav to Bournemouth haha |
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"the best food I ever ate in my entire life was a chocolate fondant pudding in a hotel in Bournemouth, it is the only thing I have ever eaten that was sexual in the way it clung to my mouth , oozed fondant at just the right time and gave me an almost orgasmic sensation as I ate it.
Currently setting my sat nav to Bournemouth haha"
Via Brum brum land  |
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"the best food I ever ate in my entire life was a chocolate fondant pudding in a hotel in Bournemouth, it is the only thing I have ever eaten that was sexual in the way it clung to my mouth , oozed fondant at just the right time and gave me an almost orgasmic sensation as I ate it.
Currently setting my sat nav to Bournemouth haha
Via Brum brum land "
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"the best food I ever ate in my entire life was a chocolate fondant pudding in a hotel in Bournemouth, it is the only thing I have ever eaten that was sexual in the way it clung to my mouth , oozed fondant at just the right time and gave me an almost orgasmic sensation as I ate it.
Currently setting my sat nav to Bournemouth haha"
It was about 6 years ago not sure its still on teh menu  |
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"Chocolate, chocolate and then more chocolate would be my first choice. A very close second would be pizza
hope urs sharing that meanie  "
Share chocolate? SHARE CHOCOLATE?!  No way! The don't call me meanie for nothing you know! Get your own lol |
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Slightly at a tangent you don't half look like Nigel Slater and now you're posting food type topics...hmmm"
Yes, that's me....
I'm now off to suck cream out of a sausage
(doesn't really work that innuendo  ) |
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over a year ago
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"Eggy bread and a dash of tomato ketchup
Oh I'm drooling just at the thought !! Hmmmm hmmmmmmmm"
noooooooooooooo eggy bread with syrup mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmy  |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
Department of useless information now open:-
Bovril is in fact literally the food of the gods. (or the liquid beef food of superior beings). I kid you not.
Also Ambrosia. Food of the Greek gods.
You always wanted to know that |
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"Department of useless information now open:-
Bovril is in fact literally the food of the gods. (or the liquid beef food of superior beings). I kid you not.
Also Ambrosia. Food of the Greek gods.
You always wanted to know that "
Well I don't rate their rice pudding!   |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Department of useless information now open:-
Bovril is in fact literally the food of the gods. (or the liquid beef food of superior beings). I kid you not.
Also Ambrosia. Food of the Greek gods.
You always wanted to know that
Well I don't rate their rice pudding! "
Steady on mate, you'll have the Devon Mafia on us any minute.
I also have to be careful about Bovril. There is a Nazi super-weapon connection. I hope I've not said too much.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Department of useless information now open:-
Bovril is in fact literally the food of the gods. (or the liquid beef food of superior beings). I kid you not.
Also Ambrosia. Food of the Greek gods.
You always wanted to know that
Well I don't rate their rice pudding!
Steady on mate, you'll have the Devon Mafia on us any minute.
I also have to be careful about Bovril. There is a Nazi super-weapon connection. I hope I've not said too much. "
Oh right hush hush it is then shhhhhhhh   |
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"Department of useless information now open:-
Bovril is in fact literally the food of the gods. (or the liquid beef food of superior beings). I kid you not.
Also Ambrosia. Food of the Greek gods.
You always wanted to know that "
Excuse me young man, I have given all my information departments the night off, the overtime rates are getting out of hand 
*courtesy of the penny pinching department* |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Department of useless information now open:-
Bovril is in fact literally the food of the gods. (or the liquid beef food of superior beings). I kid you not.
Also Ambrosia. Food of the Greek gods.
You always wanted to know that
Excuse me young man, I have given all my information departments the night off, the overtime rates are getting out of hand
*courtesy of the penny pinching department*"
Wot, me mate? I'm the night watchman, I get paid a pittance. Department of Useless Information is now Now Closed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians
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help to end the violence
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eat bacon
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and if vegetarians love animals so much ..... why do they eat thier food? |
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"Wot, me mate? I'm the night watchman, I get paid a pittance. Department of Useless Information is now Now Closed."
Well, I suppose I could train you up.....there is a strategic set of rules though.
Will send you an application form to rip up and throw in the bin.
Once that is completed, a rigorous interview process will begin, this takes all of a couple of seconds.
Next you must be able to speak utter balderdash whenever the need arises.
All clear?
*courtesy of the non existent recruitment department* |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Wot, me mate? I'm the night watchman, I get paid a pittance. Department of Useless Information is now Now Closed.
Well, I suppose I could train you up.....there is a strategic set of rules though.
Will send you an application form to rip up and throw in the bin.
Once that is completed, a rigorous interview process will begin, this takes all of a couple of seconds.
Next you must be able to speak utter balderdash whenever the need arises.
All clear?
*courtesy of the non existent recruitment department*"
I can speak Balderdash, proper like, Is Utter Balderdash some sort a funny accent from out in the sticks? I is also fluent in bollock, that's proper bollocks. |
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"every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians
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help to end the violence
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eat bacon
and if vegetarians love animals so much ..... why do they eat thier food? "
Do vegetarians give blowjobs? Or do they just suck on a carrot? |
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"Biscuits 
Am I the only person that can't eat 1 or 2 biscuits? Once the pack is open, it's all gone"
Now you see, there is a difference between biccies that need to be devoured in one sitting and those that need to be savoured at varying times dependent on what mood yer in at the time  |
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over a year ago
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You can't beat a decent burger! Onions, plastic cheese and lots of mustard! I live off the things! Still unsure as to why the women aren't queing to kiss me? Is my breath bad or something? :p |
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