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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You are walking along the beach and see me masturbating. What do you do? Avoid or watch and hope to be asked to assist?
Any reciprocation must then be made into a genuine offer. Pics can then be added for proof, by writing each others username on the body and uploading.
Give your answer for the one above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Probably tell you to put it away coz your in a public place!! 
Even better then. Love it risky x
I wasn't really thinking of you, more passes by that probably don't want to see you wanking!  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably tell you to put it away coz your in a public place!!
Even better then. Love it risky x
I wasn't really thinking of you, more passes by that probably don't want to see you wanking! "
I'd prefer a quiet beach. Nice sunny spot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably tell you to put it away coz your in a public place!!
Even better then. Love it risky x
I wasn't really thinking of you, more passes by that probably don't want to see you wanking!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would check there was no kids in the area then shout at the top of my voice alerting anyone in earshot there was a man of your description behaving in a lewd manner……
I'd then probably take your picture using my phone camara and inform you that unless you gave me a 100% assurance that you would not be doing the same thing again in public, I would be forwarding your picture to the police
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"I get the feeling nobody is understanding the point of this game. It's about the one above. Not me personally "
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say seeing as no one wanted to see you doing it coz its wrong to flash your bits in a public place that the same will apply to anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get the feeling nobody is understanding the point of this game. It's about the one above. Not me personally "
You were the one above,,,, and my answer would still stand whoever it was aimed at...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I get the feeling nobody is understanding the point of this game. It's about the one above. Not me personally
You were the one above,,,, and my answer would still stand whoever it was aimed at... "
Good. Swerve |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
Nr Chester |
Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.
I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.
I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register."
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.
I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register."
Am I the only one to feel sorry for the OP?  |
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"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.
I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register."
I would of assumed that till he said 'even better in a public place, love it risky'
But if its what you think then I'd just ignore him. I have no desire to watch anyone wanking. |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
Nr Chester |
"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.
I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register.
Am I the only one to feel sorry for the OP? "
No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.
I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register.
Am I the only one to feel sorry for the OP? "
No! |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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It was an idea for a game of perv or swerve. It's not as if he's sat on Blackpool beach with his cock lobbed out in front of a school trip is it?
If he really is sat on Blackpool beach naked, then I take my hat off to him cos it's bloody cold today!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was an idea for a game of perv or swerve. It's not as if he's sat on Blackpool beach with his cock lobbed out in front of a school trip is it?
If he really is sat on Blackpool beach naked, then I take my hat off to him cos it's bloody cold today!
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
Nr Chester |
Hairy muff, neither would we tbh. Yes public if it were that way personally I'd be having a quiet word in his shell, but again the chaps just joking on a fantasy tip. Obviously wrong choice of wording |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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some folk really need to lighten fkn up FFS! its a GAME!
dont think it would work though, only because the posters that "understand" the fun element of this game are spread wider than my legs!
but i'd still....PERV!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"some folk really need to lighten fkn up FFS! its a GAME!
dont think it would work though, only because the posters that "understand" the fun element of this game are spread wider than my legs!
but i'd still....PERV!!! "
Perv right back at ya x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surely simply reponding to the thread with an honest answer does not imply the OP or any person above is a potential sex pest or their motives were sinister in nature.
My answer would be the same in a game or genuine senario!
Although I must confess I missed the infurance the thread was only game.. and I admit that was probably more to do with the way I read it, rather than the way it was written....
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"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.
I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register.
Am I the only one to feel sorry for the OP? "
No. Poor sod thought he'd use a new twist on the "would you?" type threads, only to be lambasted as a cock waving freak, hell bent on causing distress to grannies, kids and those of a nervous disposition.
Never mind ot, some of us get what you meant, bless ya |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.
I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register.
Am I the only one to feel sorry for the OP?
No. Poor sod thought he'd use a new twist on the "would you?" type threads, only to be lambasted as a cock waving freak, hell bent on causing distress to grannies, kids and those of a nervous disposition.
Never mind ot, some of us get what you meant, bless ya "
Thanks for the support, although that summed me up quite well actually haha.
Perv |
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"Shall we assume it's a private beach, play is commonplace and encouraged and the above posters are in a confined area such as some dunes.
I don't think for one minute it was meant to be serious nor worthy of concern that the OP is a sex pest that ought to be on the register.
Am I the only one to feel sorry for the OP?
No. Poor sod thought he'd use a new twist on the "would you?" type threads, only to be lambasted as a cock waving freak, hell bent on causing distress to grannies, kids and those of a nervous disposition.
Never mind ot, some of us get what you meant, bless ya
Thanks for the support, although that summed me up quite well actually haha.
Perv"
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?
Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine."
That would certainly cause some swerves. Especially if I was riding a donkey |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
Nr Chester |
I thought it was obviously light hearted fun, people get shot down so easily on here, no wonder people don't use the forums. It's reassuring in this instance that a bit of a rethink and realisation of it being just for fun has been concluded. No offence meant but some posting sometimes is harsh borderline out of order. |
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Swerve ..... if we want to watch a guy spanking his monkey we would go into the chat room lol.
Sorry doesn't do any thing for Simone and definitely nothing for Frank.
But good luck and watch out for the blisters what with all that sand around. |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?
Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine.
That would certainly cause some swerves. Especially if I was riding a donkey"
Naked donkey riding 
That I would perv at |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?
Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine.
That would certainly cause some swerves. Especially if I was riding a donkey"
OMG I am now perving Ryan naked riding a donkey in a knotted kerchief |
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"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?
I bet you always sunbathe on your front, eh?
Oh, and I'd swerve otherwise I might fall on top of him.
Perv "
Sussed!  |
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"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?
Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine.
That would certainly cause some swerves. Especially if I was riding a donkey
OMG I am now perving Ryan naked
riding a donkey in a knotted kerchief :-
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I don't want to think about it
Knotted hankies on donkeys indeed |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?
Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine.
That would certainly cause some swerves. Especially if I was riding a donkey
OMG I am now perving Ryan naked riding a donkey in a knotted kerchief "
Don't forget, I would also be singing.
Hey ho away we go, donkey riding, donkey riding. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey this is a fun thread. Who's got some sand I can sprinkle on my cock for effect?
Just wear your knotted hanky hat and you'll be fine.
That would certainly cause some swerves. Especially if I was riding a donkey
OMG I am now perving Ryan naked riding a donkey in a knotted kerchief
Don't forget, I would also be singing.
Hey ho away we go, donkey riding, donkey riding. "
Poor Noddy needs a hanky knotted on his head to keep the sun off while parading Ryan up and down the beach all day! plus ear plugs for the screeching (whoops sorry singing) 
This is assuming Ryan can manage all day |
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