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over a year ago
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Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden 
I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden
I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks "
With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden
I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks
With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock? "
Ok but dip it in vodka first |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden
I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks
With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock?
Ok but dip it in vodka first "
You got it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden
I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks
With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock?
Ok but dip it in vodka first
You got it "
Not yet, did you send it recorded it special delivery? |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Well to the best of my ability anyway, for the past 3 days I've fought through the deep dark forest, been attacked by the scariest insects that walk the earth, suffered bites, scratches and stings, pulled muscles in places I never knew existed!!! I can now call it a garden
I deserve a few vodka redbulls, shame I've none of please me,s ice cocks
With your immense feeling of satisfaction after having tamed the wilderness - how about settling for a warm cock?
Ok but dip it in vodka first
You got it
Not yet, did you send it recorded it special delivery? "
Special Delivery, should be coming through your letterbox any minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just tucking into my 5th V&RB !
No ice cocks sadly - think I demolished them all last night and they'd never have survived the journey down here anyway!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage
Sex and vodka or too much vodka and sleep ermmmmm thought you were saving it   "
Saving?? The sex, the sleep or the vodka? ... glad you chose the former btw  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well done hope you don't look like I do and I never tamed the wilderness cos I didnt need to ................ "
My arms are a sight cause I wrestled with privets and nettles but I won, the war wounds are worn it, thankfully I'm not swollen, hope your feeling better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just tucking into my 5th V&RB !
No ice cocks sadly - think I demolished them all last night and they'd never have survived the journey down here anyway! "
Ide best catch you up then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage
Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease 
She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one
Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty "
... and we wouldn't want that would we ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage
Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease
She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one
Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty
... and we wouldn't want that would we ? "
Hahaha demons drink miss,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage
Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease
She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one
Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty
... and we wouldn't want that would we ?
Hahaha demons drink miss, "
I behaved like a |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got most of a bottle of voddie here that the pussy cat QoT couldn't manage
Whaaaaat?? No I don't believe that for one minute, she's part of team tease
She was saving herself (apparently) ... that old one
Oi do you mind you want to be glad I didn't get d*unk, I'm very naughty
... and we wouldn't want that would we ?
Hahaha demons drink miss,
I behaved like a "
I wouldn't expect anything less |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!
i have flavour orders in already
Brandy "
I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though
(Sorry - swapped profiles!   ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!
i have flavour orders in already
Brandy
I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though
(Sorry - swapped profiles! )"
Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!
i have flavour orders in already
Brandy
I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though
(Sorry - swapped profiles! )
Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours "
Chocolate vodka is easily made - i'm sure it can be made into lolly mixture
and brandy shouldn't be hard to mix in somehow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!
i have flavour orders in already
Brandy
I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though
(Sorry - swapped profiles! )
Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours
Chocolate vodka is easily made - i'm sure it can be made into lolly mixture
and brandy shouldn't be hard to mix in somehow!"
I suggest the next experiment should be vodka and red bull ice cocks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!
i have flavour orders in already
Brandy
I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though
(Sorry - swapped profiles! )
Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours
Chocolate vodka is easily made - i'm sure it can be made into lolly mixture
and brandy shouldn't be hard to mix in somehow!
I suggest the next experiment should be vodka and red bull ice cocks! "
Ffs - not TOO demanding, are you?!
First you use all my cocks up for your personal use then you expect me to make new mixtures on request!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!
i have flavour orders in already
Brandy
I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though
(Sorry - swapped profiles! )
Trust me to assume you meant boozy flavours
Chocolate vodka is easily made - i'm sure it can be made into lolly mixture
and brandy shouldn't be hard to mix in somehow!"
Mmmmm ile sample those |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would have trimmed my buddy's bush for a cookie.
And a blowie you said
Oh yea that conveniently slipped my mind lol"
Oh it would , trying to make out your a saint  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My cocks are pretty versatile - this weekend they are turning into chocolate lollies!!
i have flavour orders in already
Brandy
I have only mastered the art of combining milk and white in a 'dual' effect so far - happy to give alcoholic twists a go though
(Sorry - swapped profiles! )"
Bollocks still too old |
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