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Hope your feeling better soon it sounds horrendous xx | |||
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Hope you get distracted soon | |||
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 least its not man flu,,  | |||
"Aww sounds awful, have to tried to put some calamine lotion on? "I'd suggest this too if not already tried. Hope it starts to improve soon xx | |||
"Aww sounds awful, have to tried to put some calamine lotion on? "I have hydrocortisone cream as well - forgot that bit .......... and yeah I am using it .............. grrrrrrrrrr I am gonna have to do keyboarding all day to stop me itching em, so be prepared for some stupidity on here | |||
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"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers. Revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?' ..."It's swollen," Fred replied. Get better soon minxie,, least its not man flu,, "love it and yeah am laughing and thank u | |||
"Frozen peas, I hate cold things on me but when the itching gets really bad it's either rip your skin off or ice packs
Hope you get distracted soon "One frozen pea on each bite...then I'll have to post the pic as my avatar | |||
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"Frozen peas, I hate cold things on me but when the itching gets really bad it's either rip your skin off or ice packs
Hope you get distracted soon
One frozen pea on each bite...then I'll have to post the pic as my avatar "one bite would need the whole pack they are that big I'll send u a pic
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"You are not alone. I know 2 other people in the last week that seem to have been bitten by something and their foot or leg has swollen up for days. Not sure if it is a new insect the UK causing the issue." trust it to find me!!!!!  | |||
"I have some special cream that I could rub in for you "would that be the same cream offered to sort out my hayfever? lol | |||
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"Did you hear the joke about a dirty phone call,? A wife answers the phone,, on the other end theres a deep breath then the voice says " is your tw*t,,,," heavy breath,, " unshaven,,,?" deep breath ,," and smelly,,?" Wife says " just a minute he s asleep on the couch,,!!" "love it | |||
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"I have some special cream that I could rub in for you
would that be the same cream offered to sort out my hayfever? lol "I went to a bukkake meeting at the weekend. Well I say meeting, it was more a coming together,, | |||
"Cock pic in your mail "how bitterly disappointing | |||
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"Looks like cellulitis, got bit by a horse fly few years back,.could watch the inflamation spread. On normal bites I use vinegar to neutralise it,.if it dont work at least im good enough to eat "its literally the poison from the bites, my arms are the same ........... and everywhere else where the fucker got me!!! and I can watch it spread too ....... how long before something starts working nursey??? | |||
"I have been attacked by some starving hungry thing that bit me to death two days ago ................. am on double antibiotics cos the bites are all infected, am dosed up to the eyeballs with antihistamine ......... and the bites are itching like hell, have been told if the antibiotics don't work I am heading for a stay in hospital on an intravenous drip ........... the itching is doing my head in, the swelling it unbelievable and I need my mind taken off it all ................... be as daft as you like but please please amuse me ........................ "OH BLIMEY minx not ANOTHER trauma in ya life 
I think it's seriously time we considered keeping you in an hermetically sealed environment n wearing thick NHS issue mittens u r a walking disaster zone lol | |||
"Cock pic in your mail
how bitterly disappointing "pmsl an thats before you get it | |||
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"Looks like cellulitis, got bit by a horse fly few years back,.could watch the inflamation spread. On normal bites I use vinegar to neutralise it,.if it dont work at least im good enough to eat
its literally the poison from the bites, my arms are the same ........... and everywhere else where the fucker got me!!! and I can watch it spread too ....... how long before something starts working nursey??? "Antibiotics take a few days to get into the system, the steriod cream will help the inflamation,.and the piriton help the itch | |||
"I have been attacked by some starving hungry thing that bit me to death two days ago ................. am on double antibiotics cos the bites are all infected, am dosed up to the eyeballs with antihistamine ......... and the bites are itching like hell, have been told if the antibiotics don't work I am heading for a stay in hospital on an intravenous drip ........... the itching is doing my head in, the swelling it unbelievable and I need my mind taken off it all ................... be as daft as you like but please please amuse me ........................
OH BLIMEY minx not ANOTHER trauma in ya life
I think it's seriously time we considered keeping you in an hermetically sealed environment n wearing thick NHS issue mittens u r a walking disaster zone lol "I can see a flaw in your thinking here ........... if it is hermetically sealed there would be a lack of oxygen ......... that thought was not nice now was it !!!!  | |||
"Looks like cellulitis, got bit by a horse fly few years back,.could watch the inflamation spread. On normal bites I use vinegar to neutralise it,.if it dont work at least im good enough to eat
its literally the poison from the bites, my arms are the same ........... and everywhere else where the fucker got me!!! and I can watch it spread too ....... how long before something starts working nursey???
Antibiotics take a few days to get into the system, the steriod cream will help the inflamation,.and the piriton help the itch"then everything is failing spectacularly ........ have been on three lots of antihistamines since Monday and the itch is intense ............... and antibiotics - two days out of seven now .........and its spreading ........ god I wish I was normal | |||
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"I have been attacked by some starving hungry thing that bit me to death two days ago ................. am on double antibiotics cos the bites are all infected, am dosed up to the eyeballs with antihistamine ......... and the bites are itching like hell, have been told if the antibiotics don't work I am heading for a stay in hospital on an intravenous drip ........... the itching is doing my head in, the swelling it unbelievable and I need my mind taken off it all ................... be as daft as you like but please please amuse me ........................
OH BLIMEY minx not ANOTHER trauma in ya life
I think it's seriously time we considered keeping you in an hermetically sealed environment n wearing thick NHS issue mittens u r a walking disaster zone lol
I can see a flaw in your thinking here ........... if it is hermetically sealed there would be a lack of oxygen ......... that thought was not nice now was it !!!! "Oh yes lol forgot u would possibly want to breathe haha. Maybe we could issue u with an aqaulung - so long as u don't start tampering with it  | |||
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"You may laugh or grimace at the thought but urine is extremely good for burns, cuts,grazed,athletes foot and many other skin irritatations" I grimaced | |||
"Blimey minx just looked I had same problem couple years ago only thing that helped the itch was ice packs .hope it clears soon good luck xx Ps don't scratch you might end up with scar xxx" thank u am trying so hard not to itch any of em xx | |||
"Herbal tablets from your pharmacy. They're called Rhus Tox. I used them on the kids when they had chicken pox xx" ok gonna try em | |||
"A bubble around you is what you need!! And to change your washing up powder/liquid...those bed bugs do bite xx "Not implying that you're 'dirty'...well, there are various kinds of dirty | |||
"A bubble around you is what you need!! And to change your washing up powder/liquid...those bed bugs do bite xx
Not implying that you're 'dirty'...well, there are various kinds of dirty "thanks (I think) | |||
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"i was out walking my dogs cpl of weeks ago in some woods then later noticed a swollen lump on my neck .this was on sunday eve so on monday got some TCP ye i know it stinks put some on it neat and it soon sorted it out . why cant we feel em having a picnic out of us then we can get it off ??" I never even saw the buggers and I was watching the bites come up .......... they are invisible me thinks | |||
"i was out walking my dogs cpl of weeks ago in some woods then later noticed a swollen lump on my neck .this was on sunday eve so on monday got some TCP ye i know it stinks put some on it neat and it soon sorted it out . why cant we feel em having a picnic out of us then we can get it off ??" Picnic??? I think it was a full banquet | |||
"i was out walking my dogs cpl of weeks ago in some woods then later noticed a swollen lump on my neck .this was on sunday eve so on monday got some TCP ye i know it stinks put some on it neat and it soon sorted it out . why cant we feel em having a picnic out of us then we can get it off ?? I never even saw the buggers and I was watching the bites come up .......... they are invisible me thinks "There's one little bugger that is not seen and the only effect is a bloody painful bite, like yours. The critter is a sand fly, tiny thing - gob on wings! | |||
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