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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

never had this before

had a 3 hour playtime with my fb yesterday morn but from an hour after its been hard since! it wont go and no idea why? lol

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Tap you bell end with a woodwork hammer. That usually does it for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"never had this before

had a 3 hour playtime with my fb yesterday morn but from an hour after its been hard since! it wont go and no idea why? lol

And the problem is?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

problem is its neally ready to snap off and i need to go shop,not a good look when it can reach higher than my belt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"never had this before

had a 3 hour playtime with my fb yesterday morn but from an hour after its been hard since! it wont go and no idea why? lol

And the problem is?????

he doesn't need to hang his coat up !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"problem is its neally ready to snap off and i need to go shop,not a good look when it can reach higher than my belt

Pour a kettle of boiling water over it! That should cure the problem

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By *quirrelMan over a year ago

North Yorks

Really extreme remedy but if you need to do it fast, douse it in dilute surgical spirit about 1:1 ratio.

will feel very hot for a minute then feelin will subside.

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By *eareenaCouple over a year ago

Rockford

"Tap you bell end with a woodwork hammer. That usually does it for me.

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Noooooooo lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think about Subo in really dirty situations with you...if its still hard your'e a wrongun

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By *arsesCouple over a year ago

15 mins south of Gatwick

"never had this before

had a 3 hour playtime with my fb yesterday morn but from an hour after its been hard since! it wont go and no idea why? lol

Jump in your car, blanket on your lap, and drive south for 3 hours.

Please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"problem is its neally ready to snap off and i need to go shop,not a good look when it can reach higher than my belt

I prescribe a pair of Simon Cowell type trousers then, about a 38 inch chest size, Hey presto, problem solved

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Really extreme remedy but if you need to do it fast, douse it in dilute surgical spirit about 1:1 ratio.

will feel very hot for a minute then feelin will subside."

That made my eyes water and I don't have a cock!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tight pants work for me. Keep the beast confined until he gives in lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick it in a pint if iced water

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

its settling down now

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tap you bell end with a woodwork hammer. That usually does it for me.

Oh ouch!!

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