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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So last night, Evie made me go out with my cage on. All was going well untill I drove over a speed hump. Got out of the car in a pub car park, and my cage has come off and is working its way down my shorts.
At the same time a couple happen to getting into the car parked next to is, and give us a funny look.
So have you had any embarrassing moments in public when trying to be discretely horny/kinky? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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next time let evie put it on you then it wont become unattached
She did
then you must have fiddled with it "
I would love to say no..... But I'm gonna have to say maybe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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next time let evie put it on you then it wont become unattached
She did
then you must have fiddled with it
I would love to say no..... But I'm gonna have to say maybe "
Serves you right then! lol  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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next time let evie put it on you then it wont become unattached
She did
then you must have fiddled with it
I would love to say no..... But I'm gonna have to say maybe
Serves you right then! lol "
thinks he should be punished |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
next time let evie put it on you then it wont become unattached
She did
then you must have fiddled with it
I would love to say no..... But I'm gonna have to say maybe
Serves you right then! lol "
I only wriggled after going over s speed hump. It felt awkward. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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next time let evie put it on you then it wont become unattached
She did
then you must have fiddled with it
I would love to say no..... But I'm gonna have to say maybe
Serves you right then! lol
thinks he should be punished "
On Saturday - mail me with any suggestions.  |
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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago
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yes we had an incident with remote egg that wouldnt turn off and just seemed to get faster and faster. During dinner Sir turned it on and i coped but requested he turn it off before the walk back to our hotel outside the restaurant he tried to turn it off and asked if it was off i said no and its startign to work its way out. I hurried back to hotel room to take it out but got there and we had misplaced our key so i went to reception still buzzing and clamping to stop it dropping out i had to wait ten minutes then finally made it back to room and ripped it out still buzzing. |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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next time let evie put it on you then it wont become unattached
She did
then you must have fiddled with it
I would love to say no..... But I'm gonna have to say maybe
Serves you right then! lol
thinks he should be punished
On Saturday - mail me with any suggestions. "
oh no young man we will mail evie and let her decide |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's a cage?
Chastity cage. Pic on my profile.
Oooo 
Do you have to wear it when you are not with Evie? And the only way out is to go over speed-bumps?"
No we use it for fun. Could never wear all the time. It was first time out, so we will try soon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yes we had an incident with remote egg that wouldnt turn off and just seemed to get faster and faster. During dinner Sir turned it on and i coped but requested he turn it off before the walk back to our hotel outside the restaurant he tried to turn it off and asked if it was off i said no and its startign to work its way out. I hurried back to hotel room to take it out but got there and we had misplaced our key so i went to reception still buzzing and clamping to stop it dropping out i had to wait ten minutes then finally made it back to room and ripped it out still buzzing. "
Awkward! |
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For me, it would be putting on 2 odd shoes.
Wearing a shoe on my left foot and a trainer on my right.
Not sure how I did it. Was on the way to work and when getting off the bus I got a couple of funny looks. Thought nothing off it. Just about to get on the next bus, and glanced down at my feet. I felt like a right twonk... Then had to get a bus home to change one of them..
Was even worse when I had to explain to my boss why I was late for work. |
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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago
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"yes we had an incident with remote egg that wouldnt turn off and just seemed to get faster and faster. During dinner Sir turned it on and i coped but requested he turn it off before the walk back to our hotel outside the restaurant he tried to turn it off and asked if it was off i said no and its startign to work its way out. I hurried back to hotel room to take it out but got there and we had misplaced our key so i went to reception still buzzing and clamping to stop it dropping out i had to wait ten minutes then finally made it back to room and ripped it out still buzzing.
Awkward! "
He found it highly amusing i can laugh now but owuldnt have found it funny if it had dropped out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When Obi and I went to the Trafford Centre he bought a remote egg with for me to wear. I clung to the bar when it was on and watching me walk with it in was akin to watching John Wayne walk. When I say clung to the bar, I really wished I hadn't have been drinking Shiraz as I wore more of it than I would have liked.
Thankfully it had been taken out before I bumped into a family of kids that I teach who thought he was my husband.....
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yes we had an incident with remote egg that wouldnt turn off and just seemed to get faster and faster. During dinner Sir turned it on and i coped but requested he turn it off before the walk back to our hotel outside the restaurant he tried to turn it off and asked if it was off i said no and its startign to work its way out. I hurried back to hotel room to take it out but got there and we had misplaced our key so i went to reception still buzzing and clamping to stop it dropping out i had to wait ten minutes then finally made it back to room and ripped it out still buzzing. "
oh that happened to me but I was in the science museum :O |
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The most embarrassing thing that happend to me was I'd met a lady in a club and things got a bit carried away so we went to the back of it and I licked and she sucked it started to rain so we went to get a taxi to hers and no taxi would take us when we got into some light we realised she had come on and with the rain it was all over me |
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i also thought i'd broken the key on the padlock when i put it on haha
thought it might have been an awkward moment searching through the garage for an appropriate tool to remove it
turns out we just needed a speed bump  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i also thought i'd broken the key on the padlock when i put it on haha
thought it might have been an awkward moment searching through the garage for an appropriate tool to remove it
turns out we just needed a speed bump "
Better a speedbump than an angle grinder!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i also thought i'd broken the key on the padlock when i put it on haha
thought it might have been an awkward moment searching through the garage for an appropriate tool to remove it
turns out we just needed a speed bump
Better a speedbump than an angle grinder!! "
Haha why did this make me laugh out loud! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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OK this isn't blue but it is really funny.
Years ago Mum, her neighbour, her son (who's now 15 but was 4 at the time!) and I went to watch Swan Lake. During a very very quiet moment, the lad in a very loud voice shouted, "Mummy, you've made my bottom very itchy!" I had to stifle a giggle and the people in the theatre did too (oh how children's voices carry!) |
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There was the time a new friend begged me to hancuff him.
Then the key broke... 
Turns out he was on his lunch break and also married (he hadn't told me that  ) and he completely freaked out.
I ended up having to go to the local hardware store to try to buy some bolt cutters. The shopkeeper asked me what I wanted them for!
I told him a friend and I had been playing with a hen party goody bag - quick thinking eh!
Bless him, he lent me his own pair so I didn't have to buy any. They were nearly three foot long!
When I got back my 'friend' was panicking big time and then kept flinching every time I tried to line the cutters up to cut the cuffs off.
He finally managed to hold still and then you've never seen anyone get dressed so fast! But the whole time he was berating me about the handcuffs - the ones I didn't want to use in the first place. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There was the time a new friend begged me to hancuff him.
Then the key broke...
Turns out he was on his lunch break and also married (he hadn't told me that ) and he completely freaked out.
I ended up having to go to the local hardware store to try to buy some bolt cutters. The shopkeeper asked me what I wanted them for!
I told him a friend and I had been playing with a hen party goody bag - quick thinking eh!
Bless him, he lent me his own pair so I didn't have to buy any. They were nearly three foot long!
When I got back my 'friend' was panicking big time and then kept flinching every time I tried to line the cutters up to cut the cuffs off.
He finally managed to hold still and then you've never seen anyone get dressed so fast! But the whole time he was berating me about the handcuffs - the ones I didn't want to use in the first place. "
Classic. |
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"I have yet to do something kinky in private  , so in public? Oh dear, just that would embarassing
Luckily ridicule does not kill haha!"
Don't worry bambers, I can teach you to never be embarrassed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Years ago when my daughter was 6 me and her in cafe having brew etc out of blue in crowded cafe she said and i quote dad whats a blow job.
I choked on my drink food came out of my mouth. Rather than make a fuss about it because if i had kids being kids would have carried on i just said lets finish food and go for walk. I was a gibbering wreck and obviously embarrassed the look on folks face was unsuprisingly shock.
Needless to say i never returned to the cafe. |
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I flashed my tits at the incoming car to the car park thinking it was my mates who were staying at the same cottage as is... only it was the middle aged couple in the next door cottage. Then I had to go and tell them it was okay to block us in cause there were no spaces left.
Mortified doesn't cover it!! |
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"I have yet to do something kinky in private , so in public? Oh dear, just that would embarassing
Luckily ridicule does not kill haha!
Don't worry bambers, I can teach you to never be embarrassed. "
Ooooh, I do need a good teacher in the art of the kink |
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"I have yet to do something kinky in private , so in public? Oh dear, just that would embarassing
Luckily ridicule does not kill haha!
Don't worry bambers, I can teach you to never be embarrassed.
Ooooh, I do need a good teacher in the art of the kink "
I'm not kinky!
I simply have a very open attitude. And can keep a very straight/innocent face in all situations so everyone believes that I couldn't possibly be up to anything rude. |
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"I have yet to do something kinky in private , so in public? Oh dear, just that would embarassing
Luckily ridicule does not kill haha!
Don't worry bambers, I can teach you to never be embarrassed.
Ooooh, I do need a good teacher in the art of the kink
I'm not kinky!
I simply have a very open attitude. And can keep a very straight/innocent face in all situations so everyone believes that I couldn't possibly be up to anything rude. "
Damn, another dream shattered ! |
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"I have yet to do something kinky in private , so in public? Oh dear, just that would embarassing
Luckily ridicule does not kill haha!
Don't worry bambers, I can teach you to never be embarrassed.
Ooooh, I do need a good teacher in the art of the kink
I'm not kinky!
I simply have a very open attitude. And can keep a very straight/innocent face in all situations so everyone believes that I couldn't possibly be up to anything rude.
Damn, another dream shattered ! "
Other people may consider me kinky. But they have dirty minds. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have yet to do something kinky in private , so in public? Oh dear, just that would embarassing
Luckily ridicule does not kill haha!
Don't worry bambers, I can teach you to never be embarrassed.
Ooooh, I do need a good teacher in the art of the kink
I'm not kinky!
I simply have a very open attitude. And can keep a very straight/innocent face in all situations so everyone believes that I couldn't possibly be up to anything rude.
Damn, another dream shattered !
Other people may consider me kinky. But they have dirty minds. "
It evil when it comes to chilli vodka jellies. |
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"There was the time a new friend begged me to hancuff him.
Then the key broke...
Turns out he was on his lunch break and also married (he hadn't told me that ) and he completely freaked out.
I ended up having to go to the local hardware store to try to buy some bolt cutters. The shopkeeper asked me what I wanted them for!
I told him a friend and I had been playing with a hen party goody bag - quick thinking eh!
Bless him, he lent me his own pair so I didn't have to buy any. They were nearly three foot long!
When I got back my 'friend' was panicking big time and then kept flinching every time I tried to line the cutters up to cut the cuffs off.
He finally managed to hold still and then you've never seen anyone get dressed so fast! But the whole time he was berating me about the handcuffs - the ones I didn't want to use in the first place. "
And.....you kept the 3foot long bolt cutters...why exactly? |
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"There was the time a new friend begged me to hancuff him.
Then the key broke...
Turns out he was on his lunch break and also married (he hadn't told me that ) and he completely freaked out.
I ended up having to go to the local hardware store to try to buy some bolt cutters. The shopkeeper asked me what I wanted them for!
I told him a friend and I had been playing with a hen party goody bag - quick thinking eh!
Bless him, he lent me his own pair so I didn't have to buy any. They were nearly three foot long!
When I got back my 'friend' was panicking big time and then kept flinching every time I tried to line the cutters up to cut the cuffs off.
He finally managed to hold still and then you've never seen anyone get dressed so fast! But the whole time he was berating me about the handcuffs - the ones I didn't want to use in the first place.
And.....you kept the 3foot long bolt cutters...why exactly? "
Of course I didn't! I returned them and thanked him nicely.
Always stay on the right side of a friendly man who has access to a variety of tools, you never know when you'll need him... |
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"There was the time a new friend begged me to hancuff him.
Then the key broke...
Turns out he was on his lunch break and also married (he hadn't told me that ) and he completely freaked out.
I ended up having to go to the local hardware store to try to buy some bolt cutters. The shopkeeper asked me what I wanted them for!
I told him a friend and I had been playing with a hen party goody bag - quick thinking eh!
Bless him, he lent me his own pair so I didn't have to buy any. They were nearly three foot long!
When I got back my 'friend' was panicking big time and then kept flinching every time I tried to line the cutters up to cut the cuffs off.
He finally managed to hold still and then you've never seen anyone get dressed so fast! But the whole time he was berating me about the handcuffs - the ones I didn't want to use in the first place.
And.....you kept the 3foot long bolt cutters...why exactly?
Of course I didn't! I returned them and thanked him nicely.
Always stay on the right side of a friendly man who has access to a variety of tools, you never know when you'll need him... "
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Years ago when my nephew was about 3, he was walking through the busy shopping centre in MK with my siste and brother-in-law. There were two policemen walking in front of them, when all of the sudden my nephew shouted out look mummy they have handcuffs the same as you and daddy. My sister is very straight laced and said with a very red face, we don't have any. To which my nephew kept shouting yes you do they are on your bed. Well he kept on about them at the top of his voice , lots of people were looking that they dived into a shop to hide. When they were at home my nephew wanted to show them. It turned out to be a padded wedding card with a small pair of handcuffs in it lol. |
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