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In my time on fab I've had a few messages from blokes asking if I'd like to watch them suck their own cock.
They all seen fairly baffled when I decline and ask why. To which my response is 'I've seen it before and it looks bloody ridiculous and not at all sexy'
Is it just me?? I find the whole idea of it hilarious!!  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"In my time on fab I've had a few messages from blokes asking if I'd like to watch them suck their own cock.
They all seen fairly baffled when I decline and ask why. To which my response is 'I've seen it before and it looks bloody ridiculous and not at all sexy'
Is it just me?? I find the whole idea of it hilarious!! "
Lol I literally have just had the same offer!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my time on fab I've had a few messages from blokes asking if I'd like to watch them suck their own cock.
They all seen fairly baffled when I decline and ask why. To which my response is 'I've seen it before and it looks bloody ridiculous and not at all sexy'
Is it just me?? I find the whole idea of it hilarious!! "
We get a better class of mail , they always ask if I can suck their cock.
Self sucking though doesn't appeal at all. I'll go to a circus if I want to see a contortionist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my time on fab I've had a few messages from blokes asking if I'd like to watch them suck their own cock.
They all seen fairly baffled when I decline and ask why. To which my response is 'I've seen it before and it looks bloody ridiculous and not at all sexy'
Lol I literally have just had the same offer!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only ever seen it done once, and that was by Ron Jeremy in his heyday. I can't get anywhere bloody near."
I dont think he could cut his toe nails now ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only ever seen it done once, and that was by Ron Jeremy in his heyday. I can't get anywhere bloody near."
Same here - that's the only time I've ever seen it done and, to be honest, it's a bit... disconcerting, shall we say...
And Ron Jeremy can't get anywhere near either these days!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently there is someone on here who can do it and he proved it to loads in the Directors room.. I didn't peak  
yeh right 
I did not watch it  "
Hmmmmmm ok we believe you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently there is someone on here who can do it and he proved it to loads in the Directors room.. I didn't peak
yeh right
I did not watch it
Hmmmmmm ok we believe you "
I just had a thrilling offer off a guy to watch him suck himself..... funnily enough it was a polite as ever no |
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It was the Late Great Bill Hicks who said.....
I asked that question once ["Are there actually women in the world who do not like to give blowjobs?"] and a woman yelled "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said "Yeah. Almost broke my back." It's that one vertebra, I swear to god it's that close. I think that's the next thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory, and a fervent prayer! And now all the guys are going, "Honey, I have no idea what he's talking about," ...but guys, you know what I'm talking about. I can speak for any guy here tonight: guys, if you could blow yourselves? Ladies, you'd be here alone right now...watching an empty stage. |
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"Is this even possible?????
Guessing if their tool is two foot long.... Or they are some sort of contortionist "
wayne bobbitt might have been caught out again and the cock he wants you to watch him suck might not be attached |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I USED to be able to do it. When I was a much younger man, when the world was in even more uproar and to a young man anything seemed possible. To try it now, the pain from my back would mean losing any degree of an erection and make the task even more impossible. And the thought of catching sight of myself trying doesn't make me feel great either. Why suck your own when you can suck someone elses and they can suck your yours? I prefer a BIT of depth to my oral, or at least the chance! |
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By *imtomyMan
over a year ago
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"Does it make you bi if you suck your own cock? "
I would think so, I don't find it one bit arousing. Actually the opposite, the thought makes my little fellow go like a turtle in hibernation.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it's your own, why is it gross? I think that says something about your feelings towards your own body and sex in general."
if hes never had a bj is would explain why
I have a friend on the site who can do it. He is quite athletic and relatively well endowed which is probably the right mix! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The question that has to be asked on this is why do it yourself if you can get someone else to do it for you.  "
As most of the time guys havent got a suck on demand service |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im perfectly fine with my sexuality, i just wouldnt want my cock in my mouth. As for my body, yeah cant stand it, suffered with being anorexic for over 10yrs and been complications with health which make it extremely hard for me to gain any weight and pretty much most women will never consider a guy skinnier than them or at least unhealthy skinny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you have body issues, that must knock your confidence when it comes to interacting with potential partners. It's not then, a question of your sexuality, it's much more than that. Are you ssing anyone about it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yeh does knock your confidence a lot, i would say i actually have no confidence right now.
Its horrible, go work everyday and surrounded by beautiful girls and the last conversation they had between 20 odd of them, is what type of guy they would prefer.
Nice guy, lil thin, treats u right, looks after u etc or the big guy who treats u like shit, has his sweet moments, overweight.
Every single one of them chose the big guy. How is that suppose to make someone like me feel whose always been judged purely on my weight, height, looks. I feel like i have zero hope in this world, prob why i still self harm everyday.
People say just get some confidence, then people will like u, tried that, its so bloody hard to pretend, fake smiles etc only to get knocked down, taken the piss out, bullied. I still cant think of one single reason why i havent just ended this life. Go see a Dr,etc, tried that so many times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"yeh does knock your confidence a lot, i would say i actually have no confidence right now.
Its horrible, go work everyday and surrounded by beautiful girls and the last conversation they had between 20 odd of them, is what type of guy they would prefer.
Nice guy, lil thin, treats u right, looks after u etc or the big guy who treats u like shit, has his sweet moments, overweight.
Every single one of them chose the big guy. How is that suppose to make someone like me feel whose always been judged purely on my weight, height, looks. I feel like i have zero hope in this world, prob why i still self harm everyday.
People say just get some confidence, then people will like u, tried that, its so bloody hard to pretend, fake smiles etc only to get knocked down, taken the piss out, bullied. I still cant think of one single reason why i havent just ended this life. Go see a Dr,etc, tried that so many times."
With respect this isnt the right place for you to get therapy.
On your profile you are listed as average and 5'5.
I dont know the situation with your anorexia and would not judge having not been in your shoes but life has to be what you make it. Doesnt matter if you are tall god looking etc, there is always someone better.
Assuming you are recovering well from your illness and only a little thin why cant you get a girl? Someone out there for all of us but this site isnt the place to fall in love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He is right. This really isn't the place you should be looking. I know single blokes tend to think of it as (for them) a NSA means of physical relief, but THEY are the ones who tend to get emotionally involved. It them that get jealous etc. You need a dating site, where you are much more likely to meet someone who understands your problems or at least has the understanding that involvement with someone will mean that persons emotional baggage. People on here, just don't want to hear about other peoples emotional problems when they are part way through a MFMFMMFF group sex session. |
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By *imtomyMan
over a year ago
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"im perfectly fine with my sexuality, i just wouldnt want my cock in my mouth. As for my body, yeah cant stand it, suffered with being anorexic for over 10yrs and been complications with health which make it extremely hard for me to gain any weight and pretty much most women will never consider a guy skinnier than them or at least unhealthy skinny."
if I was in need of a definite bit of fun I would go to one of the so called gentlemans health club, for around £40 you can have a sauna followed by a massage then have a BJ and a shag to put it bluntly.. Saves all the hassle and time because some of the replies on here can knock your confidence as well.. We all only have one life dude and it's precious, try and get into a bit of exercise at home and decent food to go with it. Occupy your time with studying how to change for the better. You gotta try and stop the self harm, like the other guy said get a doctors help. And keep your chin up.  |
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