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I will pay you to Cut my Toenails...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Anyone offering cut my Toe Nails for me? I'm really busy today..
Just so you know my feet don't stink that bad and I don't have crusty or Dying Skin.
They are as smooth as my balls.
Nails aren't too shabby, just near the stage where they need clipping.
I Last done this about 6 months ago.
I'll accept any offers and again, my feet don't totally stink ...too badly.
Cheers
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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£50 should cover it ...is that OK with you?  "
Did you read my post?
...you would be prepared to do that fir £50?
I just asked myself to do it and tooknone look at my feet and said fuck off Ben.
Hence my post....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll just grab my chainsaw and be there asap....
£50 should cover it ...is that OK with you?
Oh soxy you are brave "
I'm not really-really brave,,,,,
I have a mask and some thick rubber gloves....and I don't clean up any mess.. ...  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toenails grow about 1- 1 1/2 mm per month so if its been 6 months that 6-9 mm overhanging your toes! Do you live in sandals if not how do you get your shoes on?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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£50 should cover it ...is that OK with you?
Did you read my post?
...you would be prepared to do that fir £50?
I just asked myself to do it and tooknone look at my feet and said fuck off Ben.
Hence my post....
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Hey,,,,Look if you don’t like the idea of me using my chainsaw on your toe nails……
I have a pair of industrial pliers that I can use to give you a longer lasting job….!. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Toenails grow about 1- 1 1/2 mm per month so if its been 6 months that 6-9 mm overhanging your toes! Do you live in sandals if not how do you get your shoes on? "
I live in sandals.
Btw..that's a really fucking oddball statistic to know...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I just vom'd a bit in my mouth.
Sorry but ewww feet and then you went on to start describing them. Sorry, couldn't even get past the 1st line  "
What?...you thought I was serious?...
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Shall we say £75 