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"Got stopped in my van just before Christmas and my diesel was checked,they said they are stamping down again" Yeah well ya looks suspicious you do anyway lol Id pull ya over an check too xxx  | |||
"Got stopped in my van just before Christmas and my diesel was checked,they said they are stamping down again" if i'd been the copper i'd have wanted to have given you the full personal search to make sure you weren't hiding anything lol  | |||
"Got stopped in my van just before Christmas and my diesel was checked,they said they are stamping down again Yeah well ya looks suspicious you do anyway lol Id pull ya over an check too xxx "i bet you get stopped eveytime you go out in a car because you look to young to be behind the wheel lmao | |||
"probably a sign of the times but just seen a couple of local taxi's on a driveway on the estate syphoning red diesel into their fuel tanks "did you tell the farmer down the road to check his diesel tank storage tank ??? | |||
"Got stopped in my van just before Christmas and my diesel was checked,they said they are stamping down again Yeah well ya looks suspicious you do anyway lol Id pull ya over an check too xxx "Ah but what would ya be checkin ya little bugger lol  | |||
"Got stopped in my van just before Christmas and my diesel was checked,they said they are stamping down again if i'd been the copper i'd have wanted to have given you the full personal search to make sure you weren't hiding anything lol "Must admit he was a very nice policeman, I nearly said that I was carrying a concealed weapon | |||
" Ah but what would ya be checkin ya little bugger lol "Think i may have given ya a clue ta that in the barnsley smokin shelter lol xx | |||
" Ah but what would ya be checkin ya little bugger lol
Think i may have given ya a clue ta that in the barnsley smokin shelter lol xx "You lookin for my concealed weapon lol  | |||
"You lookin for my concealed weapon lol "Well put it this way nearly had ta call red adare ta cap the well lol xx | |||
"You lookin for my concealed weapon lol
Well put it this way nearly had ta call red adare ta cap the well lol xx " | |||
"You lookin for my concealed weapon lol
Well put it this way nearly had ta call red adare ta cap the well lol xx
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"You lookin for my concealed weapon lol
Well put it this way nearly had ta call red adare ta cap the well lol xx
xxx"so thats why there was a flood warning lol | |||
"You lookin for my concealed weapon lol
Well put it this way nearly had ta call red adare ta cap the well lol xx
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so thats why there was a flood warning lol "Ill put warning signs up ib the smoking shelter (and on the wheelie bin) on the 6th of feb  | |||
" Ill put warning signs up ib the smoking shelter (and on the wheelie bin) on the 6th of feb "And the gents loo lol ya didnt know about that one did ya xxx | |||
" Ill put warning signs up ib the smoking shelter (and on the wheelie bin) on the 6th of feb
And the gents loo lol ya didnt know about that one did ya xxx "i did see mr's patrick waft through into the mans cubicals at one point in the evening but she never offered to hold mine lol | |||
" i did see mr's patrick waft through into the mans cubicals at one point in the evening but she never offered to hold mine lol "Christ ya dont miss a bloody trick you do ya xxxx  | |||
" Ill put warning signs up ib the smoking shelter (and on the wheelie bin) on the 6th of feb
And the gents loo lol ya didnt know about that one did ya xxx "O yes i did
I know everything that goes on in the pub, even ones you dont know short stuff  | |||
" i did see mr's patrick waft through into the mans cubicals at one point in the evening but she never offered to hold mine lol
Christ ya dont miss a bloody trick you do ya xxxx "no good getting older if you don't get wiser lol and just coz i'm old don't mean i don't see to good either lol shorty, least i have to open the door not just duck under it lol | |||
" I know everything that goes on in the pub, even ones you dont know short stuff "No bugger tells me nowt anyway lol so thats not a big deal pmsl xx | |||
" i did see mr's patrick waft through into the mans cubicals at one point in the evening but she never offered to hold mine lol
Christ ya dont miss a bloody trick you do ya xxxx
no good getting older if you don't get wiser lol and just coz i'm old don't mean i don't see to good either lol shorty, least i have to open the door not just duck under it lol "Pmsl i nearly wet myself reading that! | |||
" i did see mr's patrick waft through into the mans cubicals at one point in the evening but she never offered to hold mine lol
Christ ya dont miss a bloody trick you do ya xxxx
no good getting older if you don't get wiser lol and just coz i'm old don't mean i don't see to good either lol shorty, least i have to open the door not just duck under it lol
Pmsl i nearly wet myself reading that! "sorry about that, it's not the way i like to get my ladies wet though honest, but it's always nice to see i can make a woman laugh before i get naked lmao | |||
