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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've turned on who's near app.
I'm entering a supermarket.
I'm wearing a t-shirt with the letters fab on it....not necessarily in that order.
Need someone to be on standby as a reactionary force.
I'm a little scared. |
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I could help but I'd need to borrow Funky's time machine and I don't know that I have enough glitter to pay... I think I may have to offer sexual favours...
If I come to your rescue, what are you going to do for me?  |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
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" I've turned on who's near app.
I'm entering a supermarket.
I'm wearing a t-shirt with the letters fab on it....not necessarily in that order.
Need someone to be on standby as a reactionary force.
I'm a little scared. "
Enter the fresh fruit and veg aisle at your peril. (or at least visit the medicinal aisle and put lube in your trolley first.  |
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"I could help but I'd need to borrow Funky's time machine and I don't know that I have enough glitter to pay... I think I may have to offer sexual favours...
If I come to your rescue, what are you going to do for me? "
If you're borrowing it you better clean it this time. There were some very suspect stains on my chaise longue the last time and Soxy said he didn't make them.  |
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"I could help but I'd need to borrow Funky's time machine and I don't know that I have enough glitter to pay... I think I may have to offer sexual favours...
If I come to your rescue, what are you going to do for me? "
For you...I was thinking to you...though the mind boggles as I hold 2 garlic bulbs |
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"I could help but I'd need to borrow Funky's time machine and I don't know that I have enough glitter to pay... I think I may have to offer sexual favours...
If I come to your rescue, what are you going to do for me?
If you're borrowing it you better clean it this time. There were some very suspect stains on my chaise longue the last time and Soxy said he didn't make them. "
You were there last time I used it... you forgot already didn't you? You were giving me a run through on the manual and you dribbled!! Don't be blaming me for you not being able to control yourself!! |
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"I could help but I'd need to borrow Funky's time machine and I don't know that I have enough glitter to pay... I think I may have to offer sexual favours...
If I come to your rescue, what are you going to do for me?
For you...I was thinking to you...though the mind boggles as I hold 2 garlic bulbs "
I'm not sure they'd both fit at the same time... |
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