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over a year ago
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Little game to keep me occupied at work. Ask a stupid question to the person below. The person below answers it and asks another.
So, I'll start
Have you ever accidentally masturbated to an old photo of a family member? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Little game to keep me occupied at work. Ask a stupid question to the person below. The person below answers it and asks another.
So, I'll start
Have you ever accidentally masturbated to an old photo of a family member?"
No  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever pee'd yourself in public "
No but my mum once did it was hilarious im crying laughing now thinking about it...I was sworn to secrecy she was so upset 
Are you m&s innocent knickers still innocent?
And how did i get a big bird shit on my back door when there is a ledge above it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever pee'd yourself in public
No but my mum once did it was hilarious im crying laughing now thinking about it...I was sworn to secrecy she was so upset
Are you m&s innocent knickers still innocent?
And how did i get a big bird shit on my back door when there is a ledge above it?"
you were dive bombed
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you ever pee'd yourself in public
No but my mum once did it was hilarious im crying laughing now thinking about it...I was sworn to secrecy she was so upset
Are you m&s innocent knickers still innocent?
And how did i get a big bird shit on my back door when there is a ledge above it?
you were dive bombed
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Im thinking so by fucking big bird....i was not impressed cleaning it at 7 am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever pee'd yourself in public
No but my mum once did it was hilarious im crying laughing now thinking about it...I was sworn to secrecy she was so upset
Are you m&s innocent knickers still innocent?
And how did i get a big bird shit on my back door when there is a ledge above it?
you were dive bombed
Im thinking so by fucking big bird....i was not impressed cleaning it at 7 am"
did you wear marigolds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you ever pee'd yourself in public
No but my mum once did it was hilarious im crying laughing now thinking about it...I was sworn to secrecy she was so upset
Are you m&s innocent knickers still innocent?
And how did i get a big bird shit on my back door when there is a ledge above it?
you were dive bombed
Im thinking so by fucking big bird....i was not impressed cleaning it at 7 am
did you wear marigolds "
of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"have you ever inserted anything into yourself?
Yes, food, i insert into my mouth to eat it
Have you ever had a pokey bum wank? "
I thought about it but then bus driver turned around and said she couldn't drive whilst I poked her.
Have you ever found everyday objects sexually arousing ? Melons, cucumbers, yoghurt pots ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"have you ever inserted anything into yourself?
Yes, food, i insert into my mouth to eat it
Have you ever had a pokey bum wank?
I thought about it but then bus driver turned around and said she couldn't drive whilst I poked her.
Have you ever found everyday objects sexually arousing ? Melons, cucumbers, yoghurt pots ? "
I seem to get aroused around my laptop when porn is playing 
Do you think you will ever get too old for monster munch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have you ever inserted anything into yourself?
Yes, food, i insert into my mouth to eat it
Have you ever had a pokey bum wank?
I thought about it but then bus driver turned around and said she couldn't drive whilst I poked her.
Have you ever found everyday objects sexually arousing ? Melons, cucumbers, yoghurt pots ? "
Yes Shoes...
Have you ever left a shop without paying for your goods? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Little game to keep me occupied at work. Ask a stupid question to the person below. The person below answers it and asks another.
So, I'll start
Have you ever accidentally masturbated to an old photo of a family member?
No "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have you ever inserted anything into yourself?
Yes, food, i insert into my mouth to eat it
Have you ever had a pokey bum wank?
I thought about it but then bus driver turned around and said she couldn't drive whilst I poked her.
Have you ever found everyday objects sexually arousing ? Melons, cucumbers, yoghurt pots ?
Yes Shoes...
Have you ever left a shop without paying for your goods?"
Yes its my regular keep fit regime, though still haven't mastered the sprint with the 50inch plasma.
Have you ever accidentally masturbated over the shoulder of someone reading financial times on the train ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Have you ever accidentally masturbated over the shoulder of someone reading financial times on the train ?
Not accidentally.
Have you ever licked a frozen metal lamp post ? "
No but in this heat I might.
Have you ever called out the wrong name in the throws of passion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Have you ever accidentally masturbated over the shoulder of someone reading financial times on the train ?
Not accidentally.
Have you ever licked a frozen metal lamp post ?
No but in this heat I might.
Have you ever called out the wrong name in the throws of passion?"
Yes! But it was dark and there was more than two of us in the bed!
Have you ever googled yourself? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nope i dont think id find anything exciting so no point....
How did you get into the swinging lifestyle??"
I haven't yet. No one messages me back 
ever been involved in a mars bar party? |
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