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over a year ago
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"Cool- got a fuck load of washing to do tomorrow before work and i'm busy Thursday so it can piss down all day if it likes  "
You will hang it out tomorrow and some fucker will steel it!  |
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My back is peeling from last weeks sunburn, and now I have about a dozen insect bites all over me. Teach me to sleep with the window open. Why do they love the taste of my blood? Even got bitten on my cock.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cool- got a fuck load of washing to do tomorrow before work and i'm busy Thursday so it can piss down all day if it likes
You will hang it out tomorrow and some fucker will steel it! "
If they can climb my 7ft spiked gates without injuring themselves they're welcome to try- the £250 for my CCTV footage of them probably getting stuck will more than cover the cost when its on 'Harry Whatshisface-pillocks on TV' |
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"Cool- got a fuck load of washing to do tomorrow before work and i'm busy Thursday so it can piss down all day if it likes
You will hang it out tomorrow and some fucker will steel it!
If they can climb my 7ft spiked gates without injuring themselves they're welcome to try- the £250 for my CCTV footage of them probably getting stuck will more than cover the cost when its on 'Harry Whatshisface-pillocks on TV'"
7ft spiked gates and CCTV?? Do you live in Fort Knox? Who are you expecting to burgle you and what do you have worth nicking?  |
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"remember pets,keep them cool and never leave them in a car with the windows up."
S,ok I told him to make sure he leaves the window open whilst driving to work!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cool- got a fuck load of washing to do tomorrow before work and i'm busy Thursday so it can piss down all day if it likes
You will hang it out tomorrow and some fucker will steel it!
If they can climb my 7ft spiked gates without injuring themselves they're welcome to try- the £250 for my CCTV footage of them probably getting stuck will more than cover the cost when its on 'Harry Whatshisface-pillocks on TV'
7ft spiked gates and CCTV?? Do you live in Fort Knox? Who are you expecting to burgle you and what do you have worth nicking? "
Gates were there when I bought the place- the lil spikes and CCTV were added when some scrote stole some stuff out of my car when I forgot to lock it- but got captured on a neighbours camera and arrested.
Hopefully all the cameras on the house will put off anyone trying anything again- the lil spikes will certainly piss them off if they try and climb over and if they're still persistant then I'll have to whole thing recorded.
You should know by now- I'm a geek- I have the odd gadget or two stashed away here  |
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"Cool- got a fuck load of washing to do tomorrow before work and i'm busy Thursday so it can piss down all day if it likes
You will hang it out tomorrow and some fucker will steel it!
If they can climb my 7ft spiked gates without injuring themselves they're welcome to try- the £250 for my CCTV footage of them probably getting stuck will more than cover the cost when its on 'Harry Whatshisface-pillocks on TV'
7ft spiked gates and CCTV?? Do you live in Fort Knox? Who are you expecting to burgle you and what do you have worth nicking?
Gates were there when I bought the place- the lil spikes and CCTV were added when some scrote stole some stuff out of my car when I forgot to lock it- but got captured on a neighbours camera and arrested.
Hopefully all the cameras on the house will put off anyone trying anything again- the lil spikes will certainly piss them off if they try and climb over and if they're still persistant then I'll have to whole thing recorded.
You should know by now- I'm a geek- I have the odd gadget or two stashed away here "
Yeah... I knew the geekery, I just wasn't aware that you live in Southfork!!
Do you have a lawn mower that you need to drive? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's warm here, wouldn't go as far as saying hot, but it's really heavy, cloudy and not a ray of sun in sight!! "
If you're warm Foxy, take a few layers off- I won't mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cool- got a fuck load of washing to do tomorrow before work and i'm busy Thursday so it can piss down all day if it likes
You will hang it out tomorrow and some fucker will steel it!
If they can climb my 7ft spiked gates without injuring themselves they're welcome to try- the £250 for my CCTV footage of them probably getting stuck will more than cover the cost when its on 'Harry Whatshisface-pillocks on TV'
7ft spiked gates and CCTV?? Do you live in Fort Knox? Who are you expecting to burgle you and what do you have worth nicking?
Gates were there when I bought the place- the lil spikes and CCTV were added when some scrote stole some stuff out of my car when I forgot to lock it- but got captured on a neighbours camera and arrested.
Hopefully all the cameras on the house will put off anyone trying anything again- the lil spikes will certainly piss them off if they try and climb over and if they're still persistant then I'll have to whole thing recorded.
You should know by now- I'm a geek- I have the odd gadget or two stashed away here
Yeah... I knew the geekery, I just wasn't aware that you live in Southfork!!
Do you have a lawn mower that you need to drive? "
Thats the plan for the next house once i finish this one- middle of a field, big fence round the outside- might buy a tractor off Bumpkin |
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"It's warm here, wouldn't go as far as saying hot, but it's really heavy, cloudy and not a ray of sun in sight!!
If you're warm Foxy, take a few layers off- I won't mind "
I've only got a vest top and knickers on, any more off and the parrot will be ringing the relevant authorities for animal cruelty!! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Cool- got a fuck load of washing to do tomorrow before work and i'm busy Thursday so it can piss down all day if it likes
You will hang it out tomorrow and some fucker will steel it!
If they can climb my 7ft spiked gates without injuring themselves they're welcome to try- the £250 for my CCTV footage of them probably getting stuck will more than cover the cost when its on 'Harry Whatshisface-pillocks on TV'
7ft spiked gates and CCTV?? Do you live in Fort Knox? Who are you expecting to burgle you and what do you have worth nicking?
Gates were there when I bought the place- the lil spikes and CCTV were added when some scrote stole some stuff out of my car when I forgot to lock it- but got captured on a neighbours camera and arrested.
Hopefully all the cameras on the house will put off anyone trying anything again- the lil spikes will certainly piss them off if they try and climb over and if they're still persistant then I'll have to whole thing recorded.
You should know by now- I'm a geek- I have the odd gadget or two stashed away here
Yeah... I knew the geekery, I just wasn't aware that you live in Southfork!!
Do you have a lawn mower that you need to drive?
Thats the plan for the next house once i finish this one- middle of a field, big fence round the outside- might buy a tractor off Bumpkin "
Meat I Do worry about you at times... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cool- got a fuck load of washing to do tomorrow before work and i'm busy Thursday so it can piss down all day if it likes
You will hang it out tomorrow and some fucker will steel it!
If they can climb my 7ft spiked gates without injuring themselves they're welcome to try- the £250 for my CCTV footage of them probably getting stuck will more than cover the cost when its on 'Harry Whatshisface-pillocks on TV'
7ft spiked gates and CCTV?? Do you live in Fort Knox? Who are you expecting to burgle you and what do you have worth nicking?
Gates were there when I bought the place- the lil spikes and CCTV were added when some scrote stole some stuff out of my car when I forgot to lock it- but got captured on a neighbours camera and arrested.
Hopefully all the cameras on the house will put off anyone trying anything again- the lil spikes will certainly piss them off if they try and climb over and if they're still persistant then I'll have to whole thing recorded.
You should know by now- I'm a geek- I have the odd gadget or two stashed away here
Yeah... I knew the geekery, I just wasn't aware that you live in Southfork!!
Do you have a lawn mower that you need to drive?
Thats the plan for the next house once i finish this one- middle of a field, big fence round the outside- might buy a tractor off Bumpkin
Meat I Do worry about you at times... "
I'm just not really a people person  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Cool- got a fuck load of washing to do tomorrow before work and i'm busy Thursday so it can piss down all day if it likes
You will hang it out tomorrow and some fucker will steel it!
If they can climb my 7ft spiked gates without injuring themselves they're welcome to try- the £250 for my CCTV footage of them probably getting stuck will more than cover the cost when its on 'Harry Whatshisface-pillocks on TV'
7ft spiked gates and CCTV?? Do you live in Fort Knox? Who are you expecting to burgle you and what do you have worth nicking?
Gates were there when I bought the place- the lil spikes and CCTV were added when some scrote stole some stuff out of my car when I forgot to lock it- but got captured on a neighbours camera and arrested.
Hopefully all the cameras on the house will put off anyone trying anything again- the lil spikes will certainly piss them off if they try and climb over and if they're still persistant then I'll have to whole thing recorded.
You should know by now- I'm a geek- I have the odd gadget or two stashed away here
Yeah... I knew the geekery, I just wasn't aware that you live in Southfork!!
Do you have a lawn mower that you need to drive?
Thats the plan for the next house once i finish this one- middle of a field, big fence round the outside- might buy a tractor off Bumpkin
Meat I Do worry about you at times...
I'm just not really a people person "
No shit ... |
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