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whos got funniest joke?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bought a new porn DVD the other day, but it was just a picture of a bald bloke sitting there holding his cock..
..then I realised I hadn't turned the tv on..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you call a Russian breast surgeon 
Dr Ripp a Nipple Off (Russian accent) haha
Terrible I know "
My Russian accent seems to be more welsh/Indian for some reason haha |
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Eight things girls should say to men -
1. I'm bored, let's shave my pussy
2. RU sure u've had enough to drink?
3. That fart was great do another!
4. Of course I swallow, I love it!
5. No thats ok U watch porn, Ill wank you after i've done the washing up.
6. Just for a change put it in my arse.
7. How about u get that girlie from work to join in?
8. Marriage? No way!
Sadly, Carlsberg dont do these girlfriends but Thailand does! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the similarity between brussel sprouts and pubic hair?
You push them both to the side and keep on eating  "
Reminds me of a similar and a slightly disgusting "joke".
What is the difference between snobs and sprouts? Young children always leave their sprouts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a joke. Genuinely happened.
Boyfriend and girlfriend go to asda checkouts with their shopping. Both of them unload their shopping onto the belt and the girl asks her boyfriend to get her a Kit Kat off the shelf, which was about 15 yards away from the checkout. The boyfriend leaves and goes to get her the chocolate bar. He was confused on what size to get her. So he shouted "Hey ......, do you want to fingers or 4 fingers"? The girl was dying on the till and if he saw the 5 fingered kit Kat and asked his girlfriend for that. I would have said to her. You should tell him 5 fingers is called a fist" lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lad gets a call from his mate in Majorca, 'whats the weather like there?'
'Like your Mum, 36 and Hot' he replies before asking 'whats the weather like at home?' The lad replies 'like you sister, 16 and wet' |
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
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My friend said ' going on holiday, shall I bring you anything back?'
I said ' yeh 400 cigarettes and I'll settle up with you when you return.'
2 weeks later my mate turns up with the cigarettes. ' how much do I owe you mate?' I asked
' £150 mate' he replied.
'Thats a bit steep, where did you go on holiday?'
'Tenby' !!!!  |
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
Everywhere and nowhere baby |
Little boy walks in on his mum naked. He say to his dad
' what's that between mummy's legs?'
' oh err that's where God hit her with an axe,' replies the father.
' what a good shot, right in the c**t!'
Exclaims the boy.  |
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