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By *iss__KittyWoman
over a year ago
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Texting a landline and wondering why the hell they havent replied.
Putting the mobile in the fridge.
Using my swinging email address instead of my real one when booking a service for the car isnt a good idea.
Throwing a stick for a Werewolf and shouting fetch doesnt work either LOL
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"I found my phone in the fridge the other day! 
often turn the flat upside down looking for it...when I'm talking to someone on it!!  "
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lol this made me laugh - if my mum ever loses anything the first place I look is in her fridge!  |
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over a year ago
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"I found my phone in the fridge the other day!
often turn the flat upside down looking for it...when I'm talking to someone on it!! "
reminds me of a story.. i lost my phone, spent about 8 hours trying to find it. gave up phoned up o2 to cancel it.. went to bed stressed out, whilst unchanging i took off my bra and there was my phone.
least i know my tits are soundproof lol |
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over a year ago
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"Deep heat doesn't work as good as dry shampooooooooooo "
nor does shoe deodorant!! It stinks to high heaven too, your head smells like a bowling alley |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Texting a landline and wondering why the hell they havent replied.
Putting the mobile in the fridge.
Using my swinging email address instead of my real one when booking a service for the car isnt a good idea.
Throwing a stick for a Werewolf and shouting fetch doesnt work either LOL
....... Apparently "
Using your swinging email when sending a notice of appeal to the managing director of a company was not a good idea either  |
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over a year ago
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"Ironing your jeans whilst wearing them as you're running late, saves no time and only results in a lengthy trip to the burns unit!! "
been there! Met a hot paramedic! |
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"I found my phone in the fridge the other day!
often turn the flat upside down looking for it...when I'm talking to someone on it!!
reminds me of a story.. i lost my phone, spent about 8 hours trying to find it. gave up phoned up o2 to cancel it.. went to bed stressed out, whilst unchanging i took off my bra and there was my phone.
least i know my tits are soundproof lol "
nice to know I'm not the only person who keeps their phone in their bra |
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"nice to know I'm not the only person who keeps their phone in their bra "
normally its just up by the strap.. but somehow it had slid down underneath..so on my initial touchy feely bit i didnt find it |
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Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together. |
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together. "
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard! |
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!"
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made "
And try carrying your shopping home from Asda with your tongue!
Arms have their uses!!
Oh - and to the poster above who mentioned texting landlines! This actually does work! The line rings and Stephen Hawking reads the message out!! Honest!!
(A few years back they had Tom Baker doing it at Xmas!! Fact!!) |
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made "
Only because its not long enough. A tongue would be harder to damage than a knob. |
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
Only because its not long enough. A tongue would be harder to damage than a knob. "
Biology disagrees - a penis becomes erect because it fills with blood. This does not occur with a tongue. |
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
Only because its not long enough. A tongue would be harder to damage than a knob.
Biology disagrees - a penis becomes erect because it fills with blood. This does not occur with a tongue."
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
And try carrying your shopping home from Asda with your tongue!
Arms have their uses!!
Oh - and to the poster above who mentioned texting landlines! This actually does work! The line rings and Stephen Hawking reads the message out!! Honest!!
(A few years back they had Tom Baker doing it at Xmas!! Fact!!) "
True, but its the fastest healing muscle in the whole body and it can hold 80 times its own weight. Can any muscle do that? |
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"nice to know I'm not the only person who keeps their phone in their bra
normally its just up by the strap.. but somehow it had slid down underneath..so on my initial touchy feely bit i didnt find it "
Me three - amazing what you can keep in a big bra lol |
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
Only because its not long enough. A tongue would be harder to damage than a knob.
Biology disagrees - a penis becomes erect because it fills with blood. This does not occur with a tongue.
Ruby - 1
Crazed - 0"
Not a competition, lol. But before you disagree research it. Anyway another interesting fact some dull people can actually use their tongue to put out ciggerettes, etc. Do that with a penis and you wouldn't have one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
Only because its not long enough. A tongue would be harder to damage than a knob.
Biology disagrees - a penis becomes erect because it fills with blood. This does not occur with a tongue.
Ruby - 1
Crazed - 0
Not a competition, lol. But before you disagree research it. Anyway another interesting fact some dull people can actually use their tongue to put out ciggerettes, etc. Do that with a penis and you wouldn't have one. "
I don't have one. I like enjoying them and the good looking, muscular man attached to them!
Have you ever heard of a tongue becoming filled with blood until erect? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
And try carrying your shopping home from Asda with your tongue!
Arms have their uses!!
Oh - and to the poster above who mentioned texting landlines! This actually does work! The line rings and Stephen Hawking reads the message out!! Honest!!
(A few years back they had Tom Baker doing it at Xmas!! Fact!!)
True, but its the fastest healing muscle in the whole body and it can hold 80 times its own weight. Can any muscle do that? "
Does a tongue really need to hold that much weight??
Most of the fun I've had with mine hasn't involved balancing my meets on it or suspending them from it!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
Only because its not long enough. A tongue would be harder to damage than a knob.
Biology disagrees - a penis becomes erect because it fills with blood. This does not occur with a tongue.
Ruby - 1
Crazed - 0
Not a competition, lol. But before you disagree research it. Anyway another interesting fact some dull people can actually use their tongue to put out ciggerettes, etc. Do that with a penis and you wouldn't have one. "
do you have a tongue obsession? Do you receive royalties each time the word 'tongue' is mentioned?
Yes it's a fabulous muscle, very strong and resilient, but it can't do everything, in fact, it's only good for a few things, and even those often depend on the person it's attached to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
And try carrying your shopping home from Asda with your tongue!
Arms have their uses!!
Oh - and to the poster above who mentioned texting landlines! This actually does work! The line rings and Stephen Hawking reads the message out!! Honest!!
(A few years back they had Tom Baker doing it at Xmas!! Fact!!)
True, but its the fastest healing muscle in the whole body and it can hold 80 times its own weight. Can any muscle do that?
Does a tongue really need to hold that much weight??
Most of the fun I've had with mine hasn't involved balancing my meets on it or suspending them from it!! "
I bet you've tried tho!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
Only because its not long enough. A tongue would be harder to damage than a knob.
Biology disagrees - a penis becomes erect because it fills with blood. This does not occur with a tongue.
Ruby - 1
Crazed - 0
Not a competition, lol. But before you disagree research it. Anyway another interesting fact some dull people can actually use their tongue to put out ciggerettes, etc. Do that with a penis and you wouldn't have one.
do you have a tongue obsession? Do you receive royalties each time the word 'tongue' is mentioned?
Yes it's a fabulous muscle, very strong and resilient, but it can't do everything, in fact, it's only good for a few things, and even those often depend on the person it's attached to. "
Its no good at:
urinating
face fucking
orgasming
producing cum
drawing a smiley face on
growing hair
anal sex
vaginal sex
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"Biology disagrees - a penis becomes erect because it fills with blood. This does not occur with a tongue.
Crikey Ruby, you have a penis "
Erm not last time I checked - I have however seen a fair few of them! |
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
And try carrying your shopping home from Asda with your tongue!
Arms have their uses!!
Oh - and to the poster above who mentioned texting landlines! This actually does work! The line rings and Stephen Hawking reads the message out!! Honest!!
(A few years back they had Tom Baker doing it at Xmas!! Fact!!)
True, but its the fastest healing muscle in the whole body and it can hold 80 times its own weight. Can any muscle do that?
Does a tongue really need to hold that much weight??
Most of the fun I've had with mine hasn't involved balancing my meets on it or suspending them from it!! "
Meets, don't you mean meats or were you right the first time? Lol.
I think they say its the strongest as its the hardest one to break when bending it. I only know its true and not the reason behind it. |
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
Only because its not long enough. A tongue would be harder to damage than a knob.
Biology disagrees - a penis becomes erect because it fills with blood. This does not occur with a tongue.
Ruby - 1
Crazed - 0
Not a competition, lol. But before you disagree research it. Anyway another interesting fact some dull people can actually use their tongue to put out ciggerettes, etc. Do that with a penis and you wouldn't have one.
do you have a tongue obsession? Do you receive royalties each time the word 'tongue' is mentioned?
Yes it's a fabulous muscle, very strong and resilient, but it can't do everything, in fact, it's only good for a few things, and even those often depend on the person it's attached to.
Its no good at:
urinating
face fucking
orgasming
producing cum
drawing a smiley face on
growing hair
anal sex
vaginal sex
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I met a bloke who kissed like he thought it could face fuck once needless to say, he was wrong! |
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
Only because its not long enough. A tongue would be harder to damage than a knob.
Biology disagrees - a penis becomes erect because it fills with blood. This does not occur with a tongue.
Ruby - 1
Crazed - 0
Not a competition, lol. But before you disagree research it. Anyway another interesting fact some dull people can actually use their tongue to put out ciggerettes, etc. Do that with a penis and you wouldn't have one.
do you have a tongue obsession? Do you receive royalties each time the word 'tongue' is mentioned?
Yes it's a fabulous muscle, very strong and resilient, but it can't do everything, in fact, it's only good for a few things, and even those often depend on the person it's attached to.
Its no good at:
urinating
face fucking
orgasming
producing cum
drawing a smiley face on
growing hair
anal sex
vaginal sex
I met a bloke who kissed like he thought it could face fuck once needless to say, he was wrong!"
Yes me too - he was quite perturbed when he didn't get any haha |
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"Apparently when you break your arm or leg and have it put in a cast. Once an itch starts in that area. It's a bugger trying to get rid of it.
Also too all those ladies who fantasies about men having big muscles in their chest/legs/arms or even dreaming about having a big knob. Just bare in mind that the tongue is a far stronger and more flexible than all of those put together.
Nah, a tongue can't fuck me hard!
good point, well made
Only because its not long enough. A tongue would be harder to damage than a knob.
Biology disagrees - a penis becomes erect because it fills with blood. This does not occur with a tongue.
Ruby - 1
Crazed - 0
Not a competition, lol. But before you disagree research it. Anyway another interesting fact some dull people can actually use their tongue to put out ciggerettes, etc. Do that with a penis and you wouldn't have one.
I don't have one. I like enjoying them and the good looking, muscular man attached to them!
Have you ever heard of a tongue becoming filled with blood until erect?"
Technically a tongue is already full of blood and can be tensed to become erect. It's good for a bit of penetration but as the external part of the tonghe is often only a few inches it doesn't go deep enough for full fucking.
Also I'd be wary of breaking a guy's nose once he gets a good thrust on  |
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My other great moment was when I had long hair n it was raining
I had to take bin out in2 street so lobbed spotted pink Ted baker girly shower cap on me head.
Struggled pull heavy full bin out n totally forgotten shower cap
A woman from coupla streets away I know only to say hello to, stopped to chat n blithely I'm gossiping away running everyone down totally oblivious to my head gear.
It wasn't til I came inside I realized about the shower cap, Altho I did wonder WHY she kept giving me quizzical looks  |
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"Trying to change the television channel with the house phone doesn't work!
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ha ha.. so how long did it take you to realise. X btw my mobile phone does control my t.v.. xxx |
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"Trying to change the television channel with the house phone doesn't work!
ha ha.. so how long did it take you to realise. X btw my mobile phone does control my t.v.. xxx"
A good few seconds!! |
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"Biology disagrees - a penis becomes erect because it fills with blood. This does not occur with a tongue.
Crikey Ruby, you have a penis
Erm not last time I checked - I have however seen a fair few of them! "
Mine is available for erection, errr sorry, inspection at any time |
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"Apparently there's a thread already like this one "
Like this - in the same way that both a smart car and a Audi R8 V10 Spyder are both in fact cars - but one will always be superior!! |
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"Apparently there's a thread already like this one
Like this - in the same way that both a smart car and a Audi R8 V10 Spyder are both in fact cars - but one will always be superior!! "
Is that like defining men and women. Both are human, yet one will always will be superior? Lol |
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"Apparently there's a thread already like this one
Like this - in the same way that both a smart car and a Audi R8 V10 Spyder are both in fact cars - but one will always be superior!!
Is that like defining men and women. Both are human, yet one will always will be superior? Lol"
Yes n no doubt on here the overwhelming vote will b WOMAN lol |
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"Apparently there's a thread already like this one
Like this - in the same way that both a smart car and a Audi R8 V10 Spyder are both in fact cars - but one will always be superior!!
Is that like defining men and women. Both are human, yet one will always will be superior? Lol
Yes n no doubt on here the overwhelming vote will b WOMAN lol "
When saying stuff like this. You have to keep in mind. What bigger. Your fear of them or your loyalties? Lol. |
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"Apparently there's a thread already like this one
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There are many threads that are similar - if you're still here at Christmas I'm sure there'll be a thread about changing usernames to Christmas ones!
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"Apparently there's a thread already like this one
There are many threads that are similar - if you're still here at Christmas I'm sure there'll be a thread about changing usernames to Christmas ones!
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After last year???
Never again!!! I'd have to start a "Think of a new username for me" thread again!!
Just doing festive status updates this year!! |
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"Apparently there's a thread already like this one
There are many threads that are similar - if you're still here at Christmas I'm sure there'll be a thread about changing usernames to Christmas ones!
After last year???
Never again!!! I'd have to start a "Think of a new username for me" thread again!!
Just doing festive status updates this year!! "
Haha I was Miss L Toe! That was fun, except for the people who messaged asking to suck my toes - no one (well only you) has done that! |
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