Wide awake again, managed to sleep a bit longer tonight though, and took the last of the insomnia inducing meds yesterday so I hope you guys won't mind if I do my best not to join you tomorrow!
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"Wide awake again, managed to sleep a bit longer tonight though, and took the last of the insomnia inducing meds yesterday so I hope you guys won't mind if I do my best not to join you tomorrow!
Not that I need the beauty sleep "
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"Im here, first day back at work today, "
How's Oscar coping with the garden lodger? 
Will attempt to round it up and bring it home when I'm in Wales next weekend - waving a bottle of cheap voddy and open bag of chips might work...  |
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"Im here, first day back at work today,
How's Oscar coping with the garden lodger?
Will attempt to round it up and bring it home when I'm in Wales next weekend - waving a bottle of cheap voddy and open bag of chips might work... "
Oscar is now on anti depressants, your mojo has scared the poor thing. Mojo says hi, sat next to me, can in one hand and my chocolate in the other, d*unk as a skunk.
May put him to work painting the house x |
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"Im here, first day back at work today,
How's Oscar coping with the garden lodger?
Will attempt to round it up and bring it home when I'm in Wales next weekend - waving a bottle of cheap voddy and open bag of chips might work...
Oscar is now on anti depressants, your mojo has scared the poor thing. Mojo says hi, sat next to me, can in one hand and my chocolate in the other, d*unk as a skunk.
May put him to work painting the house x"
By all means wear the little bugger out!
It wears me our when with me so about time there was payback! |
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"Im here, first day back at work today,
How's Oscar coping with the garden lodger?
Will attempt to round it up and bring it home when I'm in Wales next weekend - waving a bottle of cheap voddy and open bag of chips might work...
Oscar is now on anti depressants, your mojo has scared the poor thing. Mojo says hi, sat next to me, can in one hand and my chocolate in the other, d*unk as a skunk.
May put him to work painting the house x
By all means wear the little bugger out!
It wears me our when with me so about time there was payback! "
dont no about you lot but I recan oscor deserves a propper bigging up well done oscar you lucky fucker  |
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"Im here, first day back at work today,
How's Oscar coping with the garden lodger?
Will attempt to round it up and bring it home when I'm in Wales next weekend - waving a bottle of cheap voddy and open bag of chips might work...
Oscar is now on anti depressants, your mojo has scared the poor thing. Mojo says hi, sat next to me, can in one hand and my chocolate in the other, d*unk as a skunk.
May put him to work painting the house x
By all means wear the little bugger out!
It wears me our when with me so about time there was payback!
dont no about you lot but I recan oscor deserves a propper bigging up well done oscar you lucky fucke
r "
You do realise you're jealous of a sexually abused and traumatised garden gnome?  |
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"Im here, first day back at work today,
How's Oscar coping with the garden lodger?
Will attempt to round it up and bring it home when I'm in Wales next weekend - waving a bottle of cheap voddy and open bag of chips might work...
Oscar is now on anti depressants, your mojo has scared the poor thing. Mojo says hi, sat next to me, can in one hand and my chocolate in the other, d*unk as a skunk.
May put him to work painting the house x
By all means wear the little bugger out!
It wears me our when with me so about time there was payback!
dont no about you lot but I recan oscor deserves a propper bigging up well done oscar you lucky fucke
r
You do realise you're jealous of a sexually abused and traumatised garden gnome? "
like I said oscars 1 lucky fucker...... |
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"Im here, first day back at work today,
How's Oscar coping with the garden lodger?
Will attempt to round it up and bring it home when I'm in Wales next weekend - waving a bottle of cheap voddy and open bag of chips might work...
Oscar is now on anti depressants, your mojo has scared the poor thing. Mojo says hi, sat next to me, can in one hand and my chocolate in the other, d*unk as a skunk.
May put him to work painting the house x
By all means wear the little bugger out!
It wears me our when with me so about time there was payback! "
Dirty sods now scratching his knackers, I know hes been brought up better tgan that,  |
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"Im here, first day back at work today,
How's Oscar coping with the garden lodger?
Will attempt to round it up and bring it home when I'm in Wales next weekend - waving a bottle of cheap voddy and open bag of chips might work...
Oscar is now on anti depressants, your mojo has scared the poor thing. Mojo says hi, sat next to me, can in one hand and my chocolate in the other, d*unk as a skunk.
May put him to work painting the house x
By all means wear the little bugger out!
It wears me our when with me so about time there was payback!
dont no about you lot but I recan oscor deserves a propper bigging up well done oscar you lucky fucke
r
You do realise you're jealous of a sexually abused and traumatised garden gnome? "
Nearly spat my frigging tea out then xx
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"Im here, first day back at work today,
How's Oscar coping with the garden lodger?
Will attempt to round it up and bring it home when I'm in Wales next weekend - waving a bottle of cheap voddy and open bag of chips might work...
Oscar is now on anti depressants, your mojo has scared the poor thing. Mojo says hi, sat next to me, can in one hand and my chocolate in the other, d*unk as a skunk.
May put him to work painting the house x
By all means wear the little bugger out!
It wears me our when with me so about time there was payback!
Dirty sods now scratching his knackers, I know hes been brought up better tgan that, "
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Enjoying a lovely dream when I was rudely awoken by the incessant bleeping of the smoke alarm!!! Can't be arsed getting up to get step-ladders though !!
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"Im here, first day back at work today,
How's Oscar coping with the garden lodger?
Will attempt to round it up and bring it home when I'm in Wales next weekend - waving a bottle of cheap voddy and open bag of chips might work...
Oscar is now on anti depressants, your mojo has scared the poor thing. Mojo says hi, sat next to me, can in one hand and my chocolate in the other, d*unk as a skunk.
May put him to work painting the house x
By all means wear the little bugger out!
It wears me our when with me so about time there was payback!
Dirty sods now scratching his knackers, I know hes been brought up better tgan that,
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Will freely admit my mojo is a rampant menace - just be grateful it's somewhat subdued at the moment and not at full strength.
Unfortunately all classiness departs if it's more than 5 miles from me and it isn't half predatory even when with me! |
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"Tell me about it, his staked his claim,.poor dave cant get near me, two mojos to contend with.
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fuck me im confused you 2 are ever stark ravin mad or 1 pair of horny fuckers an ever way..........helllloooo ladys lmfao |
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"Tell me about it, his staked his claim,.poor dave cant get near me, two mojos to contend with.
fuck me im confused you 2 are ever stark ravin mad or 1 pair of horny fuckers an ever way..........helllloooo ladys lmfao "
That would be a yes.
To both. |
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"Tell me about it, his staked his claim,.poor dave cant get near me, two mojos to contend with.
fuck me im confused you 2 are ever stark ravin mad or 1 pair of horny fuckers an ever way..........helllloooo ladys lmfao
That would be a yes.
To both. "
awww ffs half an hour ago I was nearly asleep now im wide awake an jelous as fuck of a blasted gnomb |
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